Saccharine Cyanide
One part sweet, two parts poison
Currently: Closed
Updated: Jan 28, 2018
I never know how to start these...
Uh, welcome to the inner workings of my mind! Who knows what you'll find inside. Take a look and maybe something will strike your fancy.
Lemme know if you need any samples of my writing (and I'll see if I can dig something up b/c I forget to save anything, I stg)
Go ahead and chat me up in this thread or send me a PM if, god forbid, you're interested in any of this weird shit.
About Me
Call me she/her, if you please.
I’m a fairly experienced writer with a degree in English; I've been writing and roleplaying for about eight or nine years.
My favorite genre's dark fantasy, but I do love me some science fiction and horror as well. I love body horror to the point where it's weird. Lovecraftian horror, too. I'm into monsters, magic, and mad science, oh my.
Posting
If you're lazy but committed, you're probably the right fit. I'd rather have someone who posts once a month but never disappears than someone who needs to post once a day but gets bored and vanishes before we get to the good stuff.
Please note that I'm not someone who posts frequently. I post erratically and it might take weeks between posts, so please don't hit me up if that doesn't suit you!
On the upside, I don't put out any fluff and I don't hit submit until the post is up to my standards. My posts are usually around 300-500 words, but they can get up to around 1500 if I'm in the mood.
I basically never get bored of roleplays, so if you want to take a break for like, a couple months or something, that's cool. I'll still respond when you come back. I'd prefer you tell me first if you want to take a long break, though, rather than keeping me hanging!
I only roleplay in forums. I don't do roleplays over chat or PMs, sorry!
Who I’m looking for:
By the way, I'm not looking for characters of any particular sex, gender, or sexual orientation. I don't give a shit. Play whatever you want to play.
What I won’t do:
I am majorly craving:
Pairings - preferences in bold
Any sort of monster x Monster hunter (not the series)
Witch x Familar
Mad scientist x Creation
Samurai x Yokai (I have a plot for this)
Superhero x Supervillain
Plots
The roles I'd like to play are in bold.
White blood cell x Bacteriophage
Royal Investigator x Yokai
The shogun sends a top investigator to solve the mystery surrounding disappearances and odd behavior in a noble household
"Somnambulist" x Bodyguard (Fantasy)
Human x Parasite (Fandom, Sci-fi, Body Horror)
Based on Parasyte: The Maxim
Assorted Other Stuff
I'd also like to do:
Updated: Jan 28, 2018
I never know how to start these...
Uh, welcome to the inner workings of my mind! Who knows what you'll find inside. Take a look and maybe something will strike your fancy.
Lemme know if you need any samples of my writing (and I'll see if I can dig something up b/c I forget to save anything, I stg)
Go ahead and chat me up in this thread or send me a PM if, god forbid, you're interested in any of this weird shit.
About Me
Call me she/her, if you please.
I’m a fairly experienced writer with a degree in English; I've been writing and roleplaying for about eight or nine years.
My favorite genre's dark fantasy, but I do love me some science fiction and horror as well. I love body horror to the point where it's weird. Lovecraftian horror, too. I'm into monsters, magic, and mad science, oh my.
Posting
If you're lazy but committed, you're probably the right fit. I'd rather have someone who posts once a month but never disappears than someone who needs to post once a day but gets bored and vanishes before we get to the good stuff.
Please note that I'm not someone who posts frequently. I post erratically and it might take weeks between posts, so please don't hit me up if that doesn't suit you!
On the upside, I don't put out any fluff and I don't hit submit until the post is up to my standards. My posts are usually around 300-500 words, but they can get up to around 1500 if I'm in the mood.
I basically never get bored of roleplays, so if you want to take a break for like, a couple months or something, that's cool. I'll still respond when you come back. I'd prefer you tell me first if you want to take a long break, though, rather than keeping me hanging!
I only roleplay in forums. I don't do roleplays over chat or PMs, sorry!
Who I’m looking for:
- An experienced writer with great spelling and grammar. Everything you write should be perfectly legible.
- Someone who isn’t afraid to try out weird/new/dumb ideas. Hit me with ‘em.
- This is a big one: Someone who won’t put the onus of the work on me. Work with me, baby.
- Someone willing to communicate with me OOC about the RP, or just in general. I like chatting.
By the way, I'm not looking for characters of any particular sex, gender, or sexual orientation. I don't give a shit. Play whatever you want to play.
What I won’t do:
- One-liners
- Slice-of-life
- Canon characters
- Most fandoms
- Kinks and fetishes
- Fantasy
- Dark fantasy
- Modern fantasy
- Superheroes
- Steampunk
- Various fairytales and folklore
- Horror
- Body horror
- Horror comedy
- Cosmic horror
- Science fiction
- Dark science fiction
- Cyberpunk
- Mechs
- Chanbara (samurai period drama)
- Mafia
- Magical girls
- Any combination?!
- Fantasy worlds
- Medieval England
- Victorian England
- Tokugawa Japan
- The Roaring '20s
- The dystopian future
I am majorly craving:
- a roleplay based heavily on Little Shop of Horrors. With me playing the "plant," and my partner playing the unwitting human. Feed me, Seymour.
- I dunno why, but I wanna do a roleplay loosely based on Cells at Work where you play a white blood cell who reluctantly partners up with a bacteriophage (I'm really fascinated with bacteriophage therapy and immune system/bacteriophage synergy) . See plots for details
- Something with a witch (male or female) and a familiar, where the familiar slowly becomes more intelligent the more the witch draws on its power
Pairings - preferences in bold
Any sort of monster x Monster hunter (not the series)
Witch x Familar
Mad scientist x Creation
Samurai x Yokai (I have a plot for this)
Superhero x Supervillain
Plots
The roles I'd like to play are in bold.
White blood cell x Bacteriophage
Royal Investigator x Yokai
The shogun sends a top investigator to solve the mystery surrounding disappearances and odd behavior in a noble household
"Somnambulist" x Bodyguard (Fantasy)
- We'll Meet Again in Our Dreams
-
Human x Parasite (Fandom, Sci-fi, Body Horror)
Based on Parasyte: The Maxim
- Parasyte: The Second Wave
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Nobody knows where they came from, or who sent them or why. All we knew for certain was that with their arrival, our days sitting comfortably on top of the food chain were over. The parasites had arrived, and had brought with them an insatiable hunger.
Five years have passed since the parasites first started taking over human hosts. While most were simple-minded predators, others acted in more unpredictable ways. Some parasites were more adaptable than others, more "human" than others.
Eventually, with the aid of sympathetic humans, some even began to make demands. They felt entitled to "human" rights: in particular, the right to live without fear of persecution. They were, they argued, intelligent life, and thus had just as much right to life as any human.
Those demands were eventually silenced. The parasites slunk back into the shadows, accepting that they would never be considered human, adapting to lives of quiet solitude. After a while, life resumed such a sense of normalcy that humankind had almost forgotten that there was ever an invasion.
On the morning everything changed, a normal high school student wakes up to the sound of an unfamiliar voice in their bedroom:
"I've failed..."
Assorted Other Stuff
I'd also like to do:
- something with magical girls. Maybe magical girls in a dystopian future who fight each other in mech suits? Idk chat me up if you have any ideas.
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