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Finished [Ryken - Ryke] Artful Impressions: The Salvatori Daqui Exhibition

Maxxob

The Overseer
Tau Tau | Rua - RP GOAL: Acquire Asset Animal Harvester F
Revi Revi | Lona


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The Great Arts - Suikoden V


Night settles over the bustling streets of Ryken, and tonight, the city feels even livelier than usual.
A kaleidoscope of lanterns glimmers in the darkness, illuminating winding avenues of multicolored facades and exotic stalls hawking everything from grilled phoenix peppers to potions in perfume bottles. Overhead, the pink moon drifts lazily across the sky—its rosy glow washing the city’s tallest spires in a gentle, almost whimsical light. Somewhere behind it, the green moon lurks out of sight, just biding its time before making a spectacle of its own.

And spectacle is exactly what draws the crowds tonight. An enormous queue stretches along a grand boulevard leading to a lavish, newly renovated art gallery. The structure itself towers like a temple of marble and stained glass, exuding the sort of opulence you’d expect from Ryken’s high-class circles. Gold filigree door handles, plush red carpeting at the entrance… yes, it’s definitely one of those “you should be wearing your finest clothes and maybe a second set of pearls” kind of places.

A veritable parade of Ryken’s upper echelon shuffles restlessly in line. Humans draped in embroidered silks, fae sporting luminescent hair ornaments, a few constructs with polished plates that reflect the pink moonlight, and beastkin clad in the latest western fashions. There’s an odd hush among them—anticipation, perhaps, tinged with curiosity at the evening’s flamboyant host: Madame Arcadia, unveiling the works of the elusive (and questionably real) Salvatori Daqui.

At the very front of this waiting throng stands a small podium, behind which an odd figure is scribbling furiously in a ledger. It’s... sort of a beastkin? Yet, to anyone who knows what a typical beastkin looks like, the differences are stark. This creature has a wildly cartoonish silhouette, impossibly large ears, and eyes so wide they threaten to eclipse its face. Its fluffy tail flicks with unnatural enthusiasm as it greets each patron:

“Welcome to the exhibition, fancy-pants folks! Name, profession, secret favorite ice cream flavor, and tax ID number, please!”

It cackles at its own joke and winks—as though it suspects someone, somewhere, is reading this scene in the comfort of their own home. With a flourish, it jots down each new arrival’s name in swooping, practically illegible script. Still, no one dares question the catlike creature. After all, it’s apparently an official representative of the event—unless it simply dressed up for the occasion and declared itself so. In Ryken, sometimes you just roll with the weirdness, especially on art night.

Gradually, the line behind this comedic, catty gatekeeper grows shorter. The crowd inside must be finding their seats or ogling bizarre paintings of warped clocks and cosmic fur surfaces. Soon, there’s a noticeable gap in the queue; it’s finally short enough for any newcomers to approach without being stuck in the night’s endless parade of embroidered suits and clacking high heels.

The strange beastkin—who might just be a Neco-Arc, or perhaps something even more indescribable—adjusts its tiny top hat (or is it a bonnet?), waves a quill with gusto, and beckons for the next person to step forward:

“Next, please! Step right up to the front of the line, you who are surely important or at least convinced of it! Oh, do I see new faces…?”

With a broad, toothy grin, it peers through the pink moonlight at anyone who dares close the distance.

“Name, dear friends, name! We must record your presence for posterity—and potential comedic value.”

The moment hangs in the crisp night air, an invitation filled with promise, intrigue, and the faintest hint of comedic mischief. After all, absolutely nothing strange is going to happen at an extravagant art exhibition hosted by Madame Arcadia, showcasing the works of a mustachioed, possibly imaginary painter… right?
 
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Active: Character wants/hopes to increase Ryke Adventurer's Guild rank.
Passive: Character is using Downtime to increase assets.


Almeida

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From: Almeida
Mentions: Maxxob Maxxob
Languages: Common | [Terran] | %Analog% | <Beastial> | {Sylvan}

As fun as it might've been to stick around with Yuna and meet up with Daddymus again, Almeida had eventually decided against it. She didn't wish to get too deeply involved with the Widersian military, as getting too political might ruin her chances of becoming famous in every single adventurer's guild on the continent. Or perhaps outside of it as well.

The latter was why she'd settled on travelling back towards Ryke. Not only was it a good spot from which to travel elsewhere, it was also a good place to try increase her reputation at first and foremost. She was rather distracted by the sudden sights and festivities she was seeing, however, as she allowed herself some pause to enjoy them and take them in.

“[Wow... those seems spicy. I think if I ate enough of them, I could spit fire like you do, buddy~]” She'd mention to Valerius, upon spotting the grilled phoenix peppers.

Upon seeing the entrance to some really fancy looking thing, she chuckled. “[Hey, Valerius, I got a fun idea~ Let's see how far in we can get and how much of the free banquette we can indulge in, before they kick us out~]”

As a half-construct with dubious job opportunities, some free food, drinks and entertainment wasn't something she'd easily skip out on. She'd definitely draw some eyes wearing her 'finest', which was what she always wore as she only had the one outfit that she just washed on the regular. Unless you'd count her birth-suit, which she'd also been wearing a lot more often lately, oddly enough.

“<Oh wow, you look fun~>” She'd call out to the beastkin at the entrance. Although whatever it said in Common went straight past her. “<I got no clue what you're saying buddy~>” She'd smile at him. Or her. Or it? She'd just smile. “<Anyhow, I'm here for the ehhh....>” She'd look past the cat, trying to figure out what was going on here. “<Event.>” She'd eventually settle on, as she wasn't even sure what was happening.
 
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Lona Morgan [Mundane Human]
Language Key: "Common" - #00d0e5
Mentions:
Maxxob Maxxob | Elvario Elvario


The ride north had been long and arduous, but Lona Morgan didn't mind. After all, she had chosen the wagon over the quicker riverboats for a reason. The gentle roll of wheels over uneven dirt roads allowed her to reflect, something she desperately needed after Red Haven. The city's seedy underbelly of twisting alleys, suffocating deals, and encounters with literal and figurative shadows still clung to her like a second skin. A quieter, more straightforward journey seemed like the balm her soul required. The wagon was modest, its wood creaking under the weight of passengers and cargo alike. The other travellers shared muted conversations, their voices blending with the steady rhythm of hoofbeats, much of it in languages she still had yet to understand. Lona kept to herself. Her bag, resting on her lap, held a modest hoard of cookies for the road - amongst other things. Every bump and jostle loosened some of the tension in her muscles. The farther she travelled from Red Haven, the more the weight in her chest seemed to lift. When Ryken's sprawling capital finally came into view, she felt relief, like she could breathe deeply again.

The wagon dropped her at the city's outskirts, so she trekked the rest of the way on foot—towards the cottage she was so eager to rest within again. She'd traversed the paths between the cottage and Ryken so much when she was here last that she could walk them with her eyes closed. Following the river's curve, the wood edge was growing closer, and she eagerly dug into her bag, looking for the key. It wasn't there. Its weight was gone, and the sounds of it clinking against glass vials and sliding against the leather were silent. Her brow furrowed as she glanced upwards. She had finished turning the path of the river's bend and saw... the hill, the tree, and only rolling carpet of grass in its winter's rest. There was no cottage, no remnants that anything had ever been there.

Was it all a fever dream? Or was it, and her, here just long enough to get me on my feet again?
She'd been ready to give it up not too long ago, to save others from a potentially tortuous fate and the decision had felt like a self-inflicted wound. Now, in this moment, it felt like ripping a scab - both painful and cathartic.

"A room in the city it is," her voice breaking her lengthy silence with a sigh.



After acquiring a room to rent near one of the merchant districts, she spent most of the day weaving through the familiar streets and markets. She restocked some supplies—powdered willow bark, dried witch hazel and calendula, and a few vials of imported oil she couldn't source plants for in the local woods and wilds. Each purchase felt like a step toward reclaiming normalcy.

As the sun dipped below the horizon and the city buzzed with the promise of nightlife, Lona found herself drawn toward a tailor's shop. Her functional and well-worn clothes from her travels marked her as someone accustomed to the road and rustic living rather than the capital's more polished streets. Though she rarely cared for appearances, something about the vibrant, fashionable atmosphere of Ryken tonight made her pause.

The tailor, a sprightly elf with quick fingers and a discerning eye appraised her without comment. A hand-embroidered yellow cotton skirt caught her attention, the kind that could be worn with her sturdy travelling boots while still feeling appropriate for Ryken. It wasn't extravagant—Lona had no use for finery—but it was well-made, practical, and flattering. She paired it with an embroidered white blouse, waist corset, and black sash. After paying, Lona tucked her old shirt and trousers into her bag after slipping on the garb in a back changing room. When she stepped out into the night, the city felt new again. The lanterns strung along the streets shimmered like starlight, and the hum of voices rose and fell like a symphony. The capital wasn't her home, but for tonight, she allowed herself to feel like it could be.
The TLDR & Meta information: Lona travels back to Ryken from her recent adventures in Red Haven, craving a sense of the familiar. The 'cottage' she had lived in with the elderly woman Gaia (Welcome to IH God Insert), that she thought was to be her home isn't there. She accepts it as a potentially metaphysical event upon her arrival "here" - and having ventured forth into the world once now, isn't daunted by moving forward from the "safety net".

She rents a room in Ryken, stocks up botanical/alchemical supplies for medicinal stock, and gets some clean and crisp looking clothes for a 'night on the town'.

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The art exhibition's glowing facade caught her eye as she turned a corner. The grand gallery stood like a jewel against the night, its golden filigree shimmering under the moonlight. Her eyes flicked over the crowd at the entrance, catching the faint glimmer of embroidered silks, luminescent hair, and polished constructs that seemed more suited to the ethereal glow of the pink moon and other fantastical settings than the streets of Ryken. For a moment, Lona hesitated, watching the crowd from a distance. It wasn't her kind of crowd. Not that she was a stranger to luxury, as her past had granted her a front-row seat to extravagance. But an art exhibition would be a fun time. She reminded herself that belonging was often a matter of attitude rather than invitation. She adjusted the strap of her bag, straightened her dress, and took a deep breath.

"Why not?" she murmured, a slight smirk tugging at the corner of her lips.

Her scuffed and worn boots carried her toward the entrance, her gait steady and her chin held high. Her steps stuttered a smidge as she reached the end of the short line, her sharp brown eyes narrowing at what she presumed was a beastkin standing at the podium. It was an odd creature, to say the least, with its exaggerated features and boundless energy. Her lips twitched at the sight of its comical petit chapeau, but she kept her expression neutral, a faint flicker of amusement breaking through only for a second. The energy radiating off it was almost contagious and felt like static electricity in the air.

Stepping forward into the golden light spilling from the open doorway, Lona glanced towards the podium. The sharp contrast between her understated presence and the flourish of the scene before her didn't escape her. Upon noticing the construct ahead of her, she didn't feel wholly alone and out of place. She was less polished nor as formally dressed as the ones that had entered the event, albeit she seemed quite clean and was heading towards the entrance. Lona let her gaze drift over the grandeur again, taking in the scene like an outsider appraising a painting—part admiration, part analysis. As the exhibition's lively greeter called for the next guest's name, she stepped forward and tipped her chin slightly as she met its gaze.

"Lona," she began cheerfully. "Adventuring alchemist and healer, chocolate mint - I know, contentious and scandalous, and the rest you'll have to take up with Ryken's tax office," she said lightly, the words slipping free before she could second-guess the humour.
 

Rua Somueine
(Booster: Attentive Student)
Common | <Beastial>

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Rua slowly wandered the streets of Ryke, each step careful and deliberate, so as to not let her ankle-length hair fly around wildly. It was one of the first unfortunate things she’d learned about the surface: just how cramped everything was. Ryke’s market was packed tighter than her luggage, and no one batted an eye. People brushed past each other as if personal space just wasn’t a thing, which was especially concerning, considering…

"Oww! Hey! What did you just—!?"

"Sorry, please keep your distance," Rua interrupted without even turning to see who it was. She sighed. By now, she’d lost count of how many people she’d stung in what was supposed to be a quick trip to buy some fruit. Like the other dozen-or-so times, several weird looking surface folks stepped back, clearing a path for her like she was diseased. A path that would thin as she continued up the road: fresh people to repeat the cycle.

"Next time I’ll pay someone for delivery…" she murmured quietly.



Most surface fashion was undeniably hideous. This was a shame, because the odd shapes and colors of those who wore it opened up a wide range of potential that remained completely untapped. At least, so Rua had thought. Until, right there on a street, a particularly colorful outfit worn by a flesh-man wandered right by. And then another. Lots of them, even! Perhaps it was a bit tapped, after all! And it seemed all these lovers of fine cloth were headed to the same place. How could she not follow?

Stepping inside, Rua glanced around. Now this was the kind of place she belonged! Still a tad cramped for her tastes, but less awful than just about anywhere else, and delightfully artistic! A big wide smile fell on her face as time passed, her eyes lingering on the sights: more-so the clothes than the exhibits. Or, the lack thereof…

<"Your name,"> Rua translated for the half-naked one, gazing at her with a mix of pity and offense. <"Did you forget it with the rest of your clothes…?"> Rua’s accent was precisely what the rest of her implied it would be: a fluid, rolling dialect that sounded like the ocean waves crashing down on the poorly dressed.

Rua’s eyes briefly turned down to stare at the boots of the newcomer. Very……… practical. <"The clam and her pearl…"> she muttered to herself, shaking her head slowly, before approaching the fancy cat. "Rua Somueine, fashion designer. I have yet to try this ice cream, secret or otherwise, and as for the tax ID, I am still in the market for property. Will that be a problem?"
 
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Tau Tau | Rua - RP GOAL: Acquire Asset Animal Harvester F
Revi Revi | Lona
Elvario Elvario | Almeida - RP GOAL: Upgrade of Asset Ryke Adventurer Guild / Using Downtime to increase assets.


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The Great Arts - Suikoden V


A brief hush befalls the night air as the trio of arrivals—Almeida, Lona, and Rua—step forward. A polished carriage clatters by, and the faint strains of harp music trickle out from the grand gallery’s open doors. Swirling around the crowd like a restless breeze is that electric current of excitement—everyone can sense that something about this event is odd. Odd, but also delightfully intriguing.

At the podium, the pint-sized catlike greeter bobs its head at Lona, quill already poised.

“Name, profession, secret flavor preference, etc. etc. Hurry, hurry!”

When she gives her introduction—“Lona, adventuring alchemist and healer, chocolate mint” (with more details for the tax office to handle)—the catlike creature nearly cackles its top hat right off.

“Chocolate mint? Oh, scandalous indeed! Some call it heresy, others call it genius—I call it delectably bold. I must see how the critics weigh in.”

It sketches a looping signature on the ledger, muttering to itself:

“Lona… adventuring alchemist… scandalous flavor… tax ID… let’s just write ‘too big to fail.’ That should satisfy the local bureaucracy!”

Next, it turns its wide-eyed gaze to Almeida. Clearly, the creature can’t parse half of what she says. Its fuzzy ears swivel in comedic confusion, until it suddenly snaps its fingers (or paw-pads?).

“Ah, Bestial! Right, right, I can handle that—at least, kind of!

Rummaging under the podium with frantic enthusiasm, it tosses out random curios—a rubber chicken, a small plastic fishbowl, a paper hat—until it finally unearths a bizarre, glimmering trinket shaped like a mini bullhorn crossed with a kaleidoscope. There’s a flourish as it offers the device to Almeida.

“<Ta-da! The Babel-Bobber Deluxe!>” the Neco-Arc proclaims in some accent that’s barely comprehensible. “<Just hold it close, you’ll understand and speak Common—even read it, if you’re feeling extra scholarly! Can’t let you miss out on all the snobbish remarks inside, now can we?>”

A moment later, Rua offers her name and inquires about real-estate tax IDs. The catlike greeter flips to a blank page in the ledger, nearly poking itself in the nose with its own quill.

“Ooh, ‘Rua Somueine, future property owner’—I love the ambition! Let me just… yes, I’ll note that here. Possibly imaginary tax ID pending. No problem at all.” It giggles, a squeaky sound somewhere between a cat’s purr and a child’s cackle.

Meanwhile, the line behind them grows curious. A few well-to-do patrons in glittering outfits peer around the newcomers, possibly anxious about losing prime seats or missing the opening remarks from Madame Arcadia herself. The cat-thing, however, remains steadfastly focused on its current guests. With an impish grin, it retrieves a bundle of pamphlets—each sporting a flamboyant portrait of a mustachioed cat-person in a swirling cape. The scrawling text beneath reads:

“Salvatori Daqui’s Surreal Unveilings—Hosted by the Radiant Madame Arcadia!
Disbelieve your eyes responsibly.”

Slightly crumpled, these pamphlets are shoved eagerly into each newcomer’s hand.

“You’ll want one of these—for no reason in particular, except maybe the map to the free buffet. Don’t ask me if that was just revealed by mistake. Teehee!”

From inside the gallery, a herald’s voice calls out something about “the unveiling soon commencing!” There’s a polite but hurried clamor as guests shuffle in, eager not to miss the grand introduction. The catlike greeter waves the quill again, gesturing toward the entrance.

“All set, my fine and fabulously-dressed… or nearly dressed… friends! Step inside, find a seat or an interesting corner to loiter in, and soak up all that refined atmosphere. Don’t forget to admire the art you can’t comprehend. That’s the best kind of art!”

A swirl of melodic chatter drifts through the open doors, mingling with the pink moonlight and the pungent sweetness of floral arrangements flanking the foyer. The air smells of exotic incense—perfumed with hints of jasmine and something intangible, perhaps magic itself. No sign of Madame Arcadia at the threshold yet, but glimpses of an elaborate, feathered hat can be spotted deeper inside. One might guess the hostess is making her rounds among Ryken’s elite, ensuring that everyone feels like they’ve known her for years… or at least for the last five minutes.

With a final flourish of that battered quill, the catlike greeter makes a theatrical bow—top hat nearly toppling off—before turning to answer the next batch of curious patrons. And just like that, the path is clear for Almeida, Lona, and Rua to venture inside. Beyond that threshold awaits the grand interior: rows of surreal paintings, statues that might move if you look at them too long, and, of course, the questionably real Salvatori Daqui and the radiant Madame Arcadia. Certainly nothing unexpected or bizarre will occur in the next few minutes… right?
 
Almeida

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From: Almeida
Mentions: Maxxob Maxxob | Rua Tau Tau
Languages: Common | [Terran] | %Analog% | <Beastial> | {Sylvan}

“<My name?>” She was surprised when someone behind her suddenly addressed her, as she turned around. Her face turned into a surprise smile. “<Wooow... you're so exotic and pretty!>” She'd call out. “<So colourful and see-through-ish and glowy... How did your make your clothes look so pretty and how did you get them to match so much with your skin? Can I touch it?>” She'd ask, as she was pretty fascinated by the odd creature.

That's when she recalled she'd been asked a question. “<Oh, no, I'm Almeida. This is Valerius! Nice to meet you!>” She'd introduce herself and her trusty hammer. “<Along with the rest of my clothes?>” That confused her. She'd pull a strap of her top to see if it was still there, then looked down to her pants. “<Nope, it's all still there~>” She reaffirmed. For a second she really wondered if... wait. She pulled her pants out to look down down at what was supposed to be underneath them.

“<Oh, no, you're right. I forgot my underwear!>” She realised. Where in the world had that gone? Since when had she been missing it... Wait, wasn't that since the bathhouse? She wondered if Irihi Irihi Irihi might have taken her underwear, as she did think she had it when she saw the elf last. Would handing that over after a bonding ritual be normal? Either way, she shook her head. What's done was done. “<I'm surprised you knew, even I hadn't noticed it!>”

Anyhow, she was quick to recover. “<Ah well, nobody else should notice. By the way, how does your accent sound so wavy? Are you from the lake nation?>”

She was surprised when the cat thing talked back in the right language, not because it did, but because it apparently couldn't do so be default. Or not well, at least. Wasn't it a cat-thing? She'd take the device given, then tried to hold it against her ear. A loud metallic tonk could be heard it as bumped onto her helmet's horns, but with some re-aligning she got it right.

“<Snobbish remarks? What's that about?>” She asked, wondering if it was food-related or not. She got a pamphlet, but already failed to use the thing she'd been given to read it. As for the words, she did get some... “<Free buffet map! Got it!>” Those were the most important words of the day. She liked this cat-thing-creature.

As the rest was all going to look at all sorts of stuff, Almeida pocketed the language listening thing to take out the map instead. Following it like a treasure-hunter, she'd try make her way to the promised food with Valerius in tow. “%This should be great buddy~%” She'd cheerfully state in analogue clicking patterns.
 
Lona Morgan [Mundane Human]
Language Key: "Common" - #00d0e5
Mentions:
Maxxob Maxxob | Elvario Elvario | Tau Tau




Lona adjusted the strap of her bag and stepped forward, her curiosity piqued by the strange exchange between the podium greeter and the armoured construct. She eyed the peculiar device handed to the construct. A translation aid? She could only guess, but she wanted one if there was any chance it would help her navigate the evening more smoothly, considering her linguistic limitations.

"Excuse me," she said to the greeter, her voice steady. "If that helps with more than common, I'd take one, if you don't mind." She gestured at the device now being adjusted by Almeida, adding, "Seems handy."

She then turned her attention to the others nearby. The first figure to catch her eye was a striking, translucent individual dressed in vibrant and flowing clothing that seemed to shimmer as they moved. They carried an air of sophistication—or perhaps curiosity—that reminded Lona of an ocean tide: alluring but with a hidden weight beneath. The second was the armoured construct, Almeida, whose cheerful disposition lit up the street despite the bulk of her gear.

Lona nodded politely to the translucent one first, offering a quick introduction. "Name's Lona. Good to meet you!" She glanced at Almeida and her massive hammer before continuing. "Quite the weapon you've got there." Her tone carried a mix of warmth and wry humour as she gestured lightly toward the hammer. "Don't suppose you're planning to use that in here?"

She adjusted the hem of her skirt and shifted her weight as she stepped towards the door, giving the others space to reply if they wished. Lona kept her hands clasped lightly before her, prepared to walk with the group inside as it sounded like the unveiling was about to begin. Still, she was interested in seeing how these two navigated the situation. Their unique presence hinted that the night was bound to get more interesting
 

Rua Somueine
(Booster: Attentive Student)
Common | <Beastial>

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"I certainly hope it becomes more than imagination," Rua answered, regarding the Tax ID. Astonishing she was saying that about taxes of all things, but it was better than being a homeless nomad.

And on the topic of mixed feelings, the exposed one showed a remarkable appreciation for fashion, for someone who appeared to be wearing work clothes to an art gallery. Distaste was quite easy for Rua to show, until someone took an interest in her looks, and then it was nearly impossible.

<"Wait, your forgot your…!?"> Nearly. How did someone forget that. Did this lady also forget to absorb water? Baffling.

Rua patiently waited for Almeida to apply the strange device. As nice as it was to speak her tongue, it’d be better to simply speak common and avoid repeating herself, especially when it came to a certain warning she had a knack for repeating already.

"Crustanton," she answered. "I’m surprised you would ask where I’m from. Most people don’t feel any need to." Rua gestured to herself. "As for my clothes, the fabric is a type of sea silk created from a special species of mollusk you can only find deep in the Continental Lake. It’s a shame they can’t survive here in Ryke, but I’ve heard your spi-durrs can produce a very fine silk, so I hope to purchase several soon. Perhaps you might be interested in new clothes once I’m situated?"

Rua nodded in Lona’s direction. "Rua," she answered. "Yes, I’ve noticed it’s quite common for surfa— uhm… people around here to carry weapons, though this is the first time I’ve seen one so large. Is it common to name them? Where I’m from, most people rely on their bodies for self-defense. Speaking of which…"

Rua offered a light shrug. "You may touch me lightly if you wish, but consider what I said. If you were to perform a hug with me while wearing so little, you may even die. We both might, in fact. Now and then I fear someone might try it, given how common touching is around here."

With that harrowing invitation out of the way, Rua turned to look at her pamphlet, giving the greeter an odd look. "I see. Thank you," she nodded courteously. "Well, I don’t know about the buffet, but I do love art. Let’s see what Salvatori Daqui has in store for us," she concluded, heading inside.
 
Tau Tau | Rua - RP GOAL: Acquire Asset Animal Harvester F
Revi Revi | Lona
Elvario Elvario | Almeida - RP GOAL: Upgrade of Asset Ryke Adventurer Guild / Using Downtime to increase assets.


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Black Liliana - Umineko When They Cry


Inside the grand gallery, music and conversation swirl beneath soaring vaulted ceilings, each arch lined with dreamlike paintings brimming with swirling colors and impossible landscapes. Floating orbs of prismatic light hover overhead like pastel moons, reflecting off the polished marble floor in an ever-shifting dance of glimmer and shadow. In the center of the exhibit stands a large crystalline sculpture—an architectural fantasy that seems to pulse faintly, as if breathing. Surrounding it are gilded frames filled with bizarre, surreal scenes that could only be described as “very Salvatori Daqui.”

And, indeed, the place teems with catty presence. Dozens of these Neco-Arc-like creatures flit about in wildly avant-garde outfits: some wearing hats that are bigger than they are, others in suits so shiny they almost rival a construct’s plating. One flamboyant feline sports a dress apparently made of unspooled yarn from head to toe, shedding threads wherever it steps. Another glides by on platforms shaped like fish, nearly toppling over at every step—but somehow never hitting the ground.

And yet, the very sight of so many Neco-Arc-like creatures swarming the gallery sparks a quiet undercurrent of bewilderment among Ryken’s usual elites. Some patrons exchange puzzled glances, their polite smiles faltering as if unsure whether they’re experiencing a mass hallucination. A few hushed whispers drift through the air—easily overheard by the trio:

“I’ve never even heard of a ball with so many… cat-people?”
“Of course we have, dear, they’re a storied part of—of—well… certainly something.”
“Are they real? Or perhaps illusions? They look more cartoonish than the street performers.”
“Surely you jest. They must be from across the seas… or the portals, maybe. Wherever it is, I hope they’ve got a decent tailor.”

Still, despite their confusion, the well-bred denizens of Ryken offer courteous nods and forced smiles, as though they’ve collectively decided to pretend this is all perfectly normal. After all, Madame Arcadia’s events do tend to attract… unconventional crowds.


Meanwhile, back at the entrance, the greeter rummages under the podium once more—spouting something like,

“Aha! For the lovely Ms. Lona, a genuine Babel-Bobber Junior—fresh from the chaos factory!” …before whipping out an equally chaotic contraption. This one looks like a mismatched ear trumpet welded to a jeweled magnifying glass. A small tag reads “Experimental – Definitely Not Our Fault If It Talks Back.”

With a flourish, the greeter plops it into Lona’s hands.

“Guaranteed to translate ninety-nine percent of all known languages, one percent of random whale noises, and fifty percent of forgotten curses. May you never need the latter!”


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Stepping inside, Lona, Almeida, and Rua find themselves greeted by a waiter—a Neco-Arc sporting a crisp vest, perfectly polished loafers, and an incredibly mischievous grin. The moment Almeida zeroes in on the buffet tables, the waiter slides beside her with uncanny silence. Suddenly, its catlike lips stretch, cartoonishly, all the way to her ear in a conspiratorial stage whisper:

“M’lady, I wouldn’t recommend the seafood tonight… let’s just say it’s smelling a bit fishy.”

The catlike waiter retracts its extending lips with a loud sproing, then snickers at its own pun. It produces a silver platter of wine glasses with a theatrical twirl, offering them to Almeida, Lona, and Rua:

“May I tempt you with our finest fermented grape juice? Perfect for washing down all sorts of questionable hors d’oeuvres!”

For those who politely decline, the waiter seems only slightly crestfallen, but quickly bounces back—whiskers twitching with perpetual enthusiasm.


Near the center of the gallery stands a small circular stage. One could almost miss it if not for the chandelier-like globe hanging directly above, catching the pink moonlight that filters through the tall, arched windows. The faint click of heels on marble heralds an approaching presence:

Madame Arcadia
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Madame Arcadia—the diminutive feline hostess in an absolutely massive black gown—arrives with arms open wide and a delighted grin. Its enormous glasses reflect the glimmer of the galleries, making its eyes look comically large. It lifts the train of its dress just enough to ascend a tiny platform next to the stage, turning to address the crowd with unabashed flair:

“Welcome, oh cultured connoisseurs of the improbable, to the grand unveiling of Salvatori Daqui’s never-before-seen masterstrokes!”

Applause ripples through the onlookers—some genuine, some politely confused. Madame Arcadia continues:

“Our magnifico painter is in the final stages of… existential readiness. So please, enjoy the open bar, indulge in conversation, and admire these newly restored Daqui avant-oddities. We’ll begin the official unveiling in just a few short moments. Grazie, and do try not to question anything you see too closely, hmm?”

A burst of confetti spontaneously explodes around Madame Arcadia, though it’s unclear who triggered it. It discreetly fans it away with an elegant pfft, as if this sort of theatrical flourish happens constantly.


All around, the high society of Ryken mingle with the equally numerous catlike creatures, exchanging pleasantries and speculation about the artwork. Some of the pieces appear to shift if viewed from certain angles. A few spontaneously produce illusions that cause passersby to do double takes. One particularly large painting features a swirling rainbow vortex in a desert sky—every once in a while, an animated coyote-like figure scurries along the canvas’ horizon line, only to vanish in a puff of dust.

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Amidst this whimsical madness, the newly arrived guests—Almeida, Lona, and Rua—are free to explore as they please. The waiter hovers about, replenishing drinks and occasionally sneaking in comedic remarks:

“We have plenty of wine… also water, but that’s only for the faint of heart.”
“Please sample the cheesy illusions—the only side effect is mild confusion, we promise!”

Beyond, the buffet stretches with an array of extravagant dishes, most looking safe enough… except for the occasional suspicious seafood platter glinting under the lights. And off in the corner, a handful of eccentric Neco-Arcs wearing gold-trimmed monocles lounge on plush ottomans, quietly discussing “the deeper meaning behind the mustache motif.”

In short, there’s no shortage of distraction and amusement to be found. Whether the trio decides to investigate the moving paintings, corner the hostess with questions, or simply strategize how to snag the best nibbles from the buffet, one thing is certain: with Madame Arcadia’s flamboyant presence and the promise of Salvatori Daqui’s soon-to-be-revealed works, something out of the ordinary lurks just beneath the surface of this refined façade.

After all, in an exhibit teeming with magical illusions and catlike tricksters… what could possibly go wrong?
 
Almeida

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From: Almeida
Mentions: Maxxob Maxxob | Rua Tau Tau | Luna Revi Revi
Languages: Common | [Terran] | %Analog% | <Beastial> | {Sylvan}

“[Eh? What are you... Oh, hold on!]” She recalled the translator thing she'd been given, as she brought it up or tried turning it on again. “[Hello, test, hello?]” She had no clue if it worked both ways or not. Assuming Lona would repeat herself... “[Oh, I'm Almeida! This here is Valerius!]” She'd introduce herself and her hammer. “[Using him? No, he's just here to appreciate the art. I'm here for the free banquet!]” She'd admit honestly. “[I wonder if he'd be fine to just watch things on his own for a while, or if someone would take off with him...]” It was always annoying when Valerius wanted to do something that she herself wasn't interested in. Like watching art.

“<Yeah!>” She'd confirm to Rua. “<I mean, you can see for yourself if you don't believe me.>” She'd state, wondering what was so weird and unbelievable about something like that. Surely she wasn't the only one who'd sometimes forget such a thing, right?

Getting the translate thing up again, she'd nod. “<Why would they not want to know? It seems pretty relevant to ask when someone's that exotic. Now I want to go join the adventurer's guild there as well~>” She'd cheerfully add.

“<Sea silk from a … mole husk?>” That was new to her. “<Oh, spider silk! I heard they have that in some villages in Kuridan where they have spider-people and caterpillars make silk! I wanted to one day go and see about going on an adventure there to figure out what some mole type monsters are doing!>”

The next bit took her by surprise. “<You'd make me clothes like that? Oh, that'd be so cool!>” A pause. “<Ah, but it'd be no good. I tend to get into a lot of trouble and my clothes would get torn up and dirty and all. I don't think I'd be worthy of something so nice as I'd just risk ruining it.>” She shook her head. “<Thanks for the offer though!>”

“<Well, most weapons don't really speak like Valerius does, so they won't need names either. I think so far it's just been Valerius and Zjorn? Also, I didn't name him, that's just how he said he was called.>” She figured she'd clarify that much. “<Most people don't seem to hear him though, which is a shame.>”

Upon being given permission to touch Rua, she'd grab Rua's hand in both of hers as she went down on one knee to observe it from up close. Almost looking like she was about to propose as she was fascinated by the see-through glittering qualities of it. Assuming she'd get stung, she'd only be more surprised. “<Oh wow, that's pretty cool. I didn't think even my mechanical arm and hand-bits would feel it.>” Which they would, as she didn't have any skills that said they wouldn't. She'd gently grab her sleeve as well. “<That fabric is also wild though.>”

She'd scoff at the next bit. “<I'm pretty sure a bit of a hug won't kill me. The sting would just make it more enervating.>” She'd nod in confidence. “<Although you shouldn't just hug people, unless you're doing bonding rituals with them.>” That much she knew pretty well.

“[Hey, is it me or are you two seeing lots of cat-like creatures like the one from before? Those aren't normal, right?]” Almeida would be far from whispering to Rua and Luna. “[They look fun though.]”

On the topic of them being fun, the waiter was quick to come over. “<Oh my, does it now? I didn't sea that coming. I guess I'll need a new catch when it comes to buffet choices.>” She'd reply, as he tone was suggesting she was utterly serious... which might be the case, as she did not even look at the seafood options.

She did take the wine with a big smile and down it one one go. “<Cheers!>” Only then did she wonder. “<What's a horse over?>”

Almeida looked around, until she found an illusion painting near the banquet. “%Alright buddy, I think you'll like this one. Make sure you look at it as long as you want, I'll go snag up some food.%” She'd state as she put her hammer down in front of the painting. Then walked a few steps back over to the banquet. All foods were an option, other than the seafood, so she'd just start with whatever looked most exotic.
 
Lona Morgan [Mundane Human]
Language Key: "Common" - #00d0e5
Mentions:
Maxxob Maxxob | Elvario Elvario | Tau Tau



Lona took the so-called Babel-Bobber Junior from the greeter with a bemused quirk of her brow, tilting it slightly in her hands as she read the attached tag. With a slow shake of her head, she muttered, "Well, that was reassuring... at least it's upfront about being a gamble..."
She turned it over once, eyeing the bizarre amalgamation of ear trumpet and magnifying glass before shrugging. With a quick flick, she fastened it in place as best she could, adjusting it until it sat comfortably. "Alright, let's see what nonsense you translate for me."

At that, she returned to the two other women who had entered the exhibit alongside her. Almeida and her notable hammer had caught her curiosity first, primarily because of the sheer absurdity of how she carried herself. A warrior with an absolute monster of a weapon and a carefree demeanour to match, Almeida didn't seem the type to take much seriously—except, perhaps, food.

"He told you his name, yet no one else hears him except you. Quite interesting..." Lona asked, eyeing the weapon, then flicking her gaze back up to Almeida. "I've seen men name their blades before but usually go for something dramatic. Oathbreaker or some such nonsense. Valerius is a lovely name for anyone, sword or otherwise" She wasn't sure if Almeida meant it in a literal sense or if this was some kind of eccentric quirk, but she wasn't about to dismiss it outright. "I wish I could hear you both tell tales of your adventures together."

Her attention shifted when Rua spoke, and her gaze flicked to the ethereal-looking woman whose presence was strikingly different from most people Lona had met. Crustanton, Rua had said. That wasn't a place Lona was familiar with personally, though she'd heard passing comments about the Capital of Continental Lake. Rua's mention of sea silk earned a curious hum from Lona as she considered the implications.

"You're talking about byssal threads or something similar, right?" she mused aloud, tilting her head. "I have never seen fabric made from them, though. It must be scarce. The fabric is absolutely stunning, and the outfit also beautiful, which I presume is your own make~" The idea of Rua being a fashion designer suddenly made perfect sense.

At the same time, Lona noticed Almeida eagerly inspecting Rua's translucent form, kneeling in a way that might have been mistaken for a dramatic proposal if the context were different. Lona arched a brow, amused at the contrast. Rua's mention of dying from a hug sounded both exaggerated and yet… plausible. She didn't seem the kind to give baseless warnings. And childhood memories of jellyfish stings in the ocean crept in unbidden.

Before she could comment further, Almeida turned to her and blurted out something that made Lona glance around incredulously.

"Lots of them?”


Her gaze swept over the growing number of the Neco-Arcs flitting about the entrance, all dressed in some wild form of avant-garde fashion—hats too big, shoes too tall, clothing too loud. They were swarming the exhibit like overly ambitious socialites, mingling with the upper crust of Ryken's elites like they belonged.

Lona let out a slow exhale through her nose, deadpan.

"…Right. So, either I didn't wake from my nap, and this is a dream, or this is just the normal level of absurdity we're dealing with tonight."
She turned back to Almeida and Rua. "I'm gonna go with the latter."

At that, she straightened her back and cast one last glance at the two before nodding toward the entrance.
"Might as well head in before all the good wine is gone."

Inside, the grand gallery was a riot of light, colour, and the strange—paintings that twisted and shifted in impossible ways, a crystalline sculpture that pulsed with something almost alive, and catlike beings that practically oozed eccentricity.

Lona hadn't been inside for a full minute before a well-dressed Neco-Arc waiter appeared at her side, offering a silver tray of wine glasses with a grin that practically reeked mischief.
She gave them a sidelong glance, then lifted a glass with an arched brow. "Questionable hors d'oeuvres?" she mused, swirling the wine. "That's a strong endorsement."
She took a sip anyway because why not?

Meanwhile, Almeida had already zeroed in on the buffet, entirely unbothered by the waiter's warning about the seafood. Lona huffed a quiet laugh.
Some people are fearless in battle. Almeida, it seems, is absolutely fearless at an all-you-can-eat spread.

As the wine settled warm in her stomach, Lona let her attention drift across the room, taking in the extravagant, utterly nonsensical event before her.
And this was all before the art was even unveiled.

She exhaled, gaze flicking to Rua and smiled wryly, "Something tells me we're in for one hell of a night."
 

Rua Somueine
(Booster: Attentive Student)
Common | <Beastial>

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"That's quite alright, I believe you!" Rua insisted, shielding her eyes as Almeida offered what no self-respecting lady ought to. What an absolutely bizarre person, even by surfacer standards! "Ah, spiders are people, then? That is good to know, I had assumed they were livestock that could be purchased. You may have just spared me from a very offensive conversation..."

Turning to Rona, Rua nodded slowly. "More scarce than I would wish, and yes, it is mine. If I had my way, I would weave it into every design, but alas, the cost is far too prohibitive for most." She shrugged. "I do appreciate the upper class, but everyone ought to feel beautiful. Which is why, Almeida," she turned back to the metal one, "I assure you I can make something hardy enough for your lifestyle. Eventually..."

klink!

Usually when Rua stung someone, it was pretty quiet. It turned out, metal was a bit different. One thing Almeida would notice immediately was just how delicate Rua was. Her hand felt less like a hardy limb, and more like strangely-shaped jello. The entire arm could probably be ripped out of its socket with a strong enough yank. "I suppose you would be fine, yes. You seem thicker than the average person. Almost like a surface shark."

As the three made their way into the gallery, Rua was more focused on the art than the small people. To her, they were just small surfacers. Not much stranger than any other surfacer. Rather, the artwork was captivating in a way she'd never seen before. Motion pictures!

"How beautiful! It's as if the fantastical scenes are coming alive before my eyes!" Rua marveled with a wide grin plastered on her face, turning to nod alongside Rona. "If that means exciting, then yes, I agree!"

Once approached by the esteemed waiter, she eyed the wine longingly. "Ah, yes, thank you," she replied, taking the glass and downing in one gulp. "What a delightful drink! I very much like wine." Maybe it was just the mood lighting, but Rua seemed to be taking on a subtle pink tint. Drinks aside, she ignored the buffet entirely, until seafood was brought up.

"Where I am from, we would simply call that 'food.'" She may have been making a joke, but it was a bit hard to tell with how dryly it was presented. Rua continued to browse, every so often downing another glass of wine, and by the 5th glass, it was impossibly to deny that she was turning a bit purple.

Approaching Madame Arcadia, Rua brushed a stray piece of confetti off her shoulder and asked, "Madame, do you mean to tell me that this isn't the main attraction? What could be more fanciful than these!? Moving paintings!? I simply must speak with Mr. Daqui! Imagine, a beautiful ensemble which would shimmer and dance on its own... the possibilities~!" Rua was beaming like a little girl on Christmas day. An elation which was aided, just a bit, by her new color.
 
Tau Tau | Rua - RP GOAL: Acquire Asset Animal Harvester F
Revi Revi | Lona
Elvario Elvario | Almeida - RP GOAL: Upgrade of Asset Ryke Adventurer Guild / Using Downtime to increase assets.

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Black Liliana - Umineko When They Cry


The trio’s first steps into the banquet area reveal an awe-inspiring spread that any hungry adventurer—or whimsical catlike creature—could get lost in. Towering platters stacked with shimmering pastries catch the eye immediately. The pastries look almost too perfect, each glistening with an iridescent glaze that shifts color when viewed from different angles. Spellbound Shrimp—tiny crustaceans that occasionally flop about on their own due to residual magic—sit beside Phoenix Pepper Poppers, which glow a faint, spicy red. A long table groans under the weight of roasted drake wings, sprinkled with flecks of gold leaf. And of course, the infamous seafood section lingers off to the side, labeled in swirling script as “Catch of the Potentially Questionable.”

Still beaming from its “fishy” pun, the Neco-Arc waiter, cackling from both Almeida's and Rua's possibly unintentional jokes, hovers around with a flourish of its serving tray, making sure Almeida and anyone else can fill a plate—or five. Its whiskers twitch mischievously as it tries to tempt Lona with a second glass of wine.

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“Why settle for one swirl of fermented grape juice when you could have two? Or seven, if you’re feeling particularly avant-garde!”

Nearby, another Neco-Arc in a miniature chef’s hat is fussing over a smoking cauldron of “Soup du Sorcery.” Steam wafts up in vibrant colors, and the chef waves a ladle around like a wand.

“One sip, and you’ll never see broccoli the same way again!” it declares dramatically, though its voice cracks at the end, turning the statement more comedic than ominous.


Madame Arcadia
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Meanwhile, Madame Arcadia basks in Rua’s curiosity, fluffed tail swishing side to side with excitement at the mention of shimmering, self-moving outfits. The diminutive hostess lifts the train of its black gown just slightly, stepping around confetti piles as it responds with theatrical delight:

“Ah, my dear jellyfishy guest… You flatter the senses! But yes, these lovely illusions are mere warm-up acts to the star piece of our show: ‘The Persistence of Fur.’ Rest assured, Salvatori Daqui is nearly done with its last brushstrokes of, er… existential readiness, and you’ll have all the time in the world to chase it down for fashion advice.”

Almost on cue, a sudden hush breaks out near a roped-off corner, drawing the crowd’s eyes. A small dais sits under an ornate velvet cover, presumably shielding Daqui’s centerpiece from prying gazes. Two Neco-Arcs in matching bow ties stand guard, arms folded, acting as fierce bouncers—though they’re about as tall as a typical halfling’s knee. One looks ready to hiss at anyone who tries to peek under the cloth.


In the midst of these distractions, several more catlike creatures flounce through the buffet area, wearing what appear to be melting clock hats and pockets stuffed with yarn. Whispers trail in their wake:

“I heard Sal-sa-lvador Daqui once painted an entire masterpiece in the span of a single dream!”
“Ah, but it used invisible paint, so nobody ever saw it…”
“Wait, do you think we’re all invisible right now?”

Such nonsensical speculation only adds to the confusion of the refined Ryken elites, who politely smile and nod as if they understand any of it. A few of them stare at the bizarre group by the buffet—Almeida happily piling a plate full of drake wings, Lona swirling her wine, Rua slowly turning a delightful shade of purple with each sip—and look vaguely relieved that someone else is stealing the show.


At last, a hush ripples through the gallery as every Neco-Arc in attendance—and every curious patron—turns toward the roped-off corner. The tiny bow-tied bouncers scurry to whisk away the velvet cloth, revealing an old-fashioned easel upon which stands the masterwork known only as “The Persistence of Fur.”

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Just then, a spotlight snaps on, illuminating a diminutive figure in a pinstripe suit with an oversized mustache and ears that practically wobble with excitement. Salvatori Daqui—or so it calls itself—raises a small paw-hand in greeting. The be-mustached feline beams at the crowd, whiskers a-quiver, and clears its throat with an exaggerated, theatrical cough:

“I present to you, mes ami, three never-before-seen paintings from my personal dreamscape. Marvel at them with your eyes… or whatever optical apparatus you have available!”

A hush falls as the Neco-Arc painter steps aside, revealing three newly unveiled canvases propped on ornate stands:

The Feline Contemplation
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The Ticklish Eternity
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Salvatori Daqui puffs out its tiny chest, mustache twitching with pride, and addresses the gathering:

“Behold the illusions of time, the fleeting nature of fluff, and the endless possibility for unexplainable weirdness! Please do not poke any part of the paintings… unless you absolutely must. In which case, sign the liability waiver at the door!”

A smattering of applause breaks out, mixed with gasps of awe and a few poorly stifled giggles. Ryken’s higher society leans in, some analyzing the compositions with scholarly poise, others simply baffled by the cartoonish surreality. Meanwhile, the flamboyant Neco-Arc crowd practically sparkles with glee, chattering about the “existential brilliance” of Daqui’s mustache strokes.

With an exuberant sweep of its paw, Salvatori Daqui invites everyone closer:

“Approach! Examine! Dream with your eyes open! For these three canvases shall only be on display tonight—by tomorrow, who knows? The paint may decide to run away, or the clocks might melt straight off the page!”

And with that final flourish, the painter steps aside, leaving the trio—Almeida, Lona, and Rua—free to behold the surreal wonders in all their bizarre glory. The official unveiling has begun… and who knows what might happen next in a room full of living illusions and catlike pranksters?
 
Almeida

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From: Almeida
Mentions: Maxxob Maxxob | Rua Tau Tau | Luna Revi Revi
Languages: Common | [Terran] | %Analog% | <Beastial> | {Sylvan}

With the translator working, it was as if Almeida's biggest quirky funny thing issue was gone like snow in the West Empire desert. So long as she didn't forget to use it, of course. On the topic of using it, she was surprised to hear Lona talk about Valerius. “[He's not a blade, he's a hammer.]” She'd correct Lona, having thought that would have been obvious. “[He's happy you like this name though and wants to know yours.]” She'd add, having not used the translator thing for them when Lona first introduced herself.

“[I wonder why folk would give their weapon a name though. Shouldn't the smith that made them do so?]” Pretty wild. “[Perhaps I can talk for the both of us, if you want!]” She'd suggest. “[I translate for him a lot either way.]”

“[Absurdism is also art, I think?]” She'd suggest to Lona when she mentioned the level of absurdity. “[I'm not an expert though.]” There was one worrying thing. “[Hell again? I'd rather not. The last demon I tried beating back to hell was pretty tough, troublesome and annoying.]”

As for Rua, she was surprised Rua suddenly believed her. “<Oh. Alright! Let me know if you change your mind and want to verify.>” She figured she'd keep the offer open.

The next bit made her shake her head. “<Oh no, you got all sorts of sorts. There's the small little spiders that are everywhere, the bigger ones... the giant ones that I want to smash up with Valerius, the human-half-ones... Probably also some [monster] ones. There's lots of types of spiders, I just know the spider-people-ones are probably the best at the silk stuff, as they are intelligent enough to work with it themselves.>” She'd nod at her own sagely wisdom.

Rua's promise brought a big and genuine smile on Almeida's face. “<Being able to wear something as pretty as what you're wearing whilst still doing my work would be amazing! Even if I might not look as good in it as you do, due to lacking the same cool body colours and things.>” That was quite the promise made to her, as she figured she'd keep Rua to it.

“<A surface shark? Thicker? That sounds cool! I was made to be the next evolution in Human history, so I'm made to be sturdy and tough and all that! I'm glad you noticed!>” She'd smile happily at Rua's compliments. She liked this woman. The colour-changing and starting to talk more also seemed fun.

Out of all of the banquet, there was one thing she went for without hesitation. Phoenix Pepper Poppers? Let's go! She wanted to feel her throat burn like she was swallowing lava! Although she would check if the waiter could bring a second glass of wine to cool down with afterwards.

She'd use the translator to check what the chef was saying. “<Broccoli? Oh! I'm in! One sip please!>” She'd order whatever it was he was offering. Or she'd just get it herself, depending on if they'd already put it somewhere easily accessible. As for the art stuff going on the background? She didn't really care. She had more interesting things to focus on. Like the food in front of her.
 
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Rua Somueine
(Booster: Attentive Student)
Common | <Beastial>

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"<Well, I suppose that would make sense,>" Rua nodded slowly in response to Almeida. Spiders clearly were much more diverse than expected. "<I will seek them out later.>"

Rua ran her hand down the long fabric of her sleeve. "<I wouldn’t say quite as pretty as this, but I will get as close as I can. Then again, perhaps with the great Salvatori Daqui’s assistance, it might turn out even better.>"



"Ah, how exciting~! I look forward to speaking with… it," Rua finally replied to Madame Arcadia. What an odd bunch of small creatures these were.

When the paintings were finally revealed, Rua offered her very own oo’s and ah’s, trying to get as close as she could without stinging someone in the crowd. "Can you believe the incredible surrealist talent on display here? I cannot even b—"

Rua cut herself off as Almeida just wandered off to eat more food. She wasn’t even looking at them!? What a very simple-minded - and rude - decision, to choose such a basic pleasure over the finer delights! Curiously, Rua noticed Almeida leaving from behind, without actually turning around. She finished, now speaking only to Rona, "—believe what I am seeing!"

Rua didn’t even skip a beat. "I must!" she declared the moment Salvatori offered his exception, running for the liability waiver. These were all ‘just in case’ type things anyway, right? Besides, this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to touch it and feel how it was made! She’d regret it forever if she didn’t, even if she lost an arm in doing so! At least, that’s what her purple color was telling her.

Rua Somueine~

The signature was very wobbly, but maybe it could pass as ‘Laker calligraphy.’

"Here you are," she presented him with the waiver, before approaching closer than any of the others dared. She went for the highlight of the evening: The Persistence of Fur, gently reaching out a hand, closer and closer... "The textures are so unique. Where I am from, there is not much to see with such fluff. It almost looks to be a living dream!"

 
Lona Morgan [Mundane Human]
Language Key: "Common" - #00d0e5
Mentions: Maxxob Maxxob | Tau Tau | Elvario Elvario


Lona glanced toward Rua, a smile tugging at her lips as Rua spoke with pride about her sea silk. "You're right. Everyone should feel beautiful. It's kind of you to want to make that possible," she said sincerely, her gaze lingering on Rua's shimmering ensemble. "I know I would personally worry about not doing your craft justice, though. I tend to get into trouble with dirt and fire before the first hour's out. It would be a shame to ruin something so lovely. I hope to see what may come of your stunning designs fit for a sturdier purpose!"

Turning her attention briefly back to Almeida, she chuckled softly at the correction about Valerius. Her inference was likely lost in translation and not worth fussing over. She fussed and fidgeted with the Babel-Bobber Jr contraption before continuing. "Ah, my apologies, Valerius. A hammer it is. I'd very much enjoy hearing how you two came to become acquainted at the start and what events followed as your first shared experiences. Should an opportunity present itself in a quiet moment tonight or another evening, of course. Lona Morgan, it is a pleasure to properly make your acquaintance. Alchemist and old-fashioned healer by trade, trouble by accident." She gave a subtle nod as she addressed them both.

"Absurdism as art? Sure, let's go with that. I mean, why not? It's entertaining, at least." Her smile faltered slightly at Almeida's mention of demons. The memory of Red Haven swelled briefly in her mind like a long shadow rising against a wall. "Agreed. Hell can stay far behind us, thank you very much."

The waiter's cheerful offer broke through her reverie. "Why settle for one swirl of fermented grape juice when you could have two?" The feline's grin was infectious, and Lona couldn't help but beam a carefree smile back at the waiter.

"I'll stick to one for now, thank you," she replied with a raised brow, "but depending on how the rest of the evening fares, I'll keep you in mind and could perhaps be tempted by fermented honey instead."

The crowd's chatter and the gallery's whimsical absurdity created a cacophony of strange and delightful distractions, but Lona found herself strangely at ease. This was chaos, yes, but it felt like harmless chaos. The kind that invited curiosity rather than fear. She sipped her wine and let herself linger, weaving between conversations and taking in the surreal splendour of the evening.



Her attention was soon captured by the unveiled paintings, each one more bizarre than the last. With its impossible chessboard spiralling set amongst clouds and a backdrop of spiralling cosmos, the Feline Contemplation caught her gaze first. She tilted her head, trying to decide if the pieces were genuinely moving or if it was just her imagination. "It's like it's daring me to figure out how it ends," she murmured. The vibrant hues and swirling skies were mesmerizing, but the unsettling sense of watching a game no one could win left her slightly uneasy.

Moving to The Ticklish Eternity, she raised an eyebrow at the melting clocks dripping into surreal landscapes. "Time's always slipping away, isn't it?" she mused quietly, her tone thoughtful. The warped and melted shapes seemed almost playful.
It feels like a joke the universe is playing, but the punchline hasn't landed yet.

Finally, she approached The Persistence of Fur, its central clock looming over a bizarre tableau of yarn, fish, and lounging cats. The piece felt alive, almost mocking, as if it knew something she didn't. She folded her arms, tilting her head to study it from another angle. "There's just... so much... fur.."

The sound of Rua's declaration about needing to sign the waiver pulled her from her thoughts, and she watched as she rushed to procure the waiver. Lona found herself rolling the stem of her wineglass between her fingers as she considered the energy in the room. Everything felt whimsical and absurd. She glanced toward the dais where the paintings were displayed, her sharp brown eyes narrowing slightly.

"Let's see what else you've got in store," she whispered, speaking more to the gallery's atmosphere than to anyone in particular. Then, with a final sip of her wine, she proceeded to watch Rua's bold approach to the art and Almeida's unswerving pursuit of fiery food.
 
Tau Tau | Rua - RP GOAL: Acquire Asset Animal Harvester F
Revi Revi | Lona
Elvario Elvario | Almeida - RP GOAL: Upgrade of Asset Ryke Adventurer Guild / Using Downtime to increase assets.

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Black Liliana - Umineko When They Cry


With much of the gallery now marveling over the newly unveiled paintings, the room bustles with a blend of refined critique and whimsical gawking. Around Almeida, the smell of roasted drake wings and sizzling phoenix peppers intensifies. As she loads her plate high and collects her “Soup du Sorcery,” the chef-hatted Neco-Arc can’t help but puff out its tiny chest at her eagerness.

“A brave palate, madam! May your tongue discover uncharted lands of flavor—just watch for broccoli illusions. If the soup tries to talk, it’s only slightly cursed!”

As if on cue, a few emerald wisps rise from Almeida’s bowl, forming the brief silhouette of a cheerful broccoli floret that waves once before evaporating. The chef nods solemnly, apparently proud of the fleeting spectacle.


Elsewhere, Salvatori Daqui has pulled a second miniature quill from its pinstripe jacket, beaming as it witnesses Rua’s enthusiasm. It glances at her wobbly signature on the liability waiver.

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“Ah, a true connoisseur, risking life and limb for that tactile moment! I salute your bravery, madame jellyfish.

It gestures to the paint, which seems to ripple in mild curiosity at Rua’s approaching hand. Subtle illusions of swirling pastel lines tease at the edges of the canvas, as if threatening to leap free the moment she makes contact.


Standing between the crowd and the dais, Madame Arcadia fans itself with the corner of its black dress, greeting passersby in flamboyant bows. Upon catching sight of Lona’s measured curiosity, the hostess waltzes over and offers a slight flourish.

Madame Arcadia
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“My dear Lona, is it? You wear your caution as gracefully as a cloak. Fear not—the wonders here only sting if you’re truly, truly unfortunate. And even then, we do have potions at the ready. This is Ryken, after all!”

In the distance, the sound of an excited cry rings out: a scholar from the local art academy is swearing that “The Ticklish Eternity” keeps changing the position of one particularly dopey pink hedgehog every time they blink.


Meanwhile, the bustling Waiter Neco-Arcs swirl around the gallery floor like tiny hurricanes of hospitality. One of them, sporting a half-torn tuxedo sleeve and a dashing red bow tie, zeroes in on Rua. While balancing a silver platter brimming with pastries, it deftly uses its free paw to present… a pistol, comically jammed with a decorative cork in the barrel.

“Pardon the interruption, dear guest,” it says with a theatrical wink, “but you’ll be needing this pretty soon. Trust me—cat’s intuition.”

It places the little toy-looking firearm on the tray next to some pink frosted donuts, giving Rua a slow, meaningful nod. Before she can react, the Neco-Arc tips its bow tie as though tipping an invisible hat, then pivots away to pester the next cluster of visitors about trying the “free-floating cotton-candy lumps.”

The moment holds a strange tension. The soft hum of illusions, the flamboyant chatter of the catlike hosts, and the half-whispered speculation from the high-born crowd all swirl together in the air. The paintings remain a mesmerizing focus—especially for anyone daring enough to touch them. Yet a playful sense of foreboding creeps into the grand space, as if the threads of reality might unravel at any second.

When suddenly…

Enemy Approaching - Undertale


A thunderous crash echoes through the gallery as the glass ceiling shatters into glittering shards. A whole squad of rough-and-tumble Neco-Arcs, decked out in cowboy hats, bandanas, and tiny spurred boots, swings down on ropes. Their hollers reverberate off the gilded paintings and marble floors, turning the once-refined exhibition into a scene straight out of some chaotic western flick.

Bandito
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“Yeehaw! This here’s a stick-up, folks!” one bandito squeaks, waving a comically oversized toy pistol in the air.

A few of the bow-tied Neco-Arcs—the event’s self-appointed security detail—spring into action. Decked in sunglasses far too large for their faces, they puff out their chests to bravely intercept the intruders. But the moment they get close, the banditos fire a volley of cork bullets. The corks bounce off the guards in an eruption of squeaking chaos, sending them toppling backward in melodramatic slow motion.

“Retreat! Those corks are lethal!” shrills one guard, flailing as it tumbles behind a buffet table. Another tries to crawl valiantly across the floor, only to be thwarted by a stray pastry.

High-society onlookers gasp and shriek, elbowing each other in a scramble to get clear of the bedlam. Their lavish outfits ripple with every frantic movement.

“My Arcadian chiffon gown!”
“Oh heavens, I left my rapier at home!”
“Where’s my emergency catalyst when I need it?!”


Madame Arcadia
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At the center of it all, Madame Arcadia clutches the hem of its massive black dress, eyes wide behind enormous spectacles. Turning toward the nearest group of unscathed guests, it exclaims in theatrical dismay:

“Who can help us now?! The paintings—my dear Salvatori Daqui’s masterpieces—are in mortal peril!”

For a split second, the entire gallery goes deathly silent. Then, as if choreographed, every single Neco-Arc in attendance (including the previously “wounded” bodyguards) whips its head around in perfect unison to stare at Almeida, Lona, and Rua. The hush is deafening—save for the gentle ping… ping… of the shattered glass still settling on the marble floor.

Eccentric Neco-Arc
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Off to one side, an especially eccentric Neco-Arc sits in a director’s chair labeled “MEOW-TION PICTURES.” With a script clutched in one paw and a megaphone in the other, it leans forward with gleaming eyes. One can almost hear it mutter, “And… action!”

It’s clear the time for quiet observation has ended—an invitation for heroics hangs in the very air. Will the trio rise to the occasion… or join the frenzy of cork-firing banditos running amok?
 
Almeida

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From: Almeida
Mentions: Maxxob Maxxob | Rua Tau Tau | Luna Revi Revi
Languages: Common | [Terran] | %Analog% | <Beastial> | {Sylvan}

“<Well, close is good enough!>” She'd happily reply to Rua, before they ended up splitting ways inside.

“[Valerius accepts your apology.]” She'd inform Lona. “[It's nice to meet you as well, Lona! Trouble by accident sounds fun~]” She'd cheerfully add.

Almeida was having a jolly-good time at the buffet. So many exotic things to try. She smiled broadly at the chef. “<Thank you, good sir! A slightly cursed soup sounds like it'd add the type of spice that makes life worth living and food worth eating!>” She replied with a lot of enthusiasm.

Upon seeing the broccoli, her eyes would tear up a little. “<You, sir chef, might be the true artist this evening.>” She couldn't recall having ever eaten something so exciting and it wasn't even a prey she'd hunted down.

She'd try out the food whilst the others would enjoy the art. Savouring every taste and bite. It's why she didn't even notice what was going on. Right up until she realised it'd gotten awfully silent. As well as that all the cat-like ones were staring at her, Rua and Lona.

“<Hmmm? Did I miss or do something?>” She asked. Confused. Then she spotted the Bandito's. “<Oh, they got hats! That's adorable.>” She smiled. “<Soooo.... Seriously. Did that broccoli made me hallucinate or what's up? I'm flattered by all the stares, but it's getting a bit awkward.>”
 
Lona Morgan [Mundane Human]
Language Key: "Common" - #00d0e5
Mentions: Maxxob Maxxob | Tau Tau | Elvario Elvario


Lona blinked slowly. Once, twice, thrice. No change. It was all still here and still happening.

"Right..."

Maybe it was the bizarre energy of the events unfolding or the wine… was it actually just wine? Lona wasn't sure anymore. She had only finished a single glass, but with the way the room swayed from surreal artistry to an increasingly chaotic shootout with cork-loaded pistols, she wondered if some additional ingredients might have been in play.

Regardless, the moment demanded something of her - something grand. Something heroic. Something... completely ridiculous.

Seemingly soberly, she set the empty wine glass on a nearby table. Lona stepped before Madame Arcadia and tilted her head towards the bedecked Neco-Arc. She said, "Ma'am, you best find somewhere safe to lay low until this is done." She turned to face the banditos, loosely holding her arms up at her sides like a gunslinger, ready to grab pistols and face down the most dangerous duel of the century. Deep down in the nearly forgotten recesses of her memories, Lona could hear the music for Señor Don Gato playing in her head.

With slow, deliberate movements, she unhooked the strap of her bag and slapped it down onto the nearest table. A single plate rattled, teetered, and then fell onto the floor with a tragic little clatter, but she ignored it. A minor casualty in the grander scheme. Her brow furrowed as she carefully considered her following words, then dropped her voice into a graveyard drawl that better belonged to a character, permanently speaking around a mouth full of chaw, who had regular flashbacks to a town that burnt down at high noon.

"I don't know what kind of critters y'all think you are," she said, addressing the banditos as if they were wayward cattle instead of chaos-driven cat-things in cowboy hats. "But you've done gone and ruined a perfectly good evening of pretentious wine-sipping and hedgehog-ogling."

Her fingers curled around two small circular vials, pulling them free with an exaggerated slowness as though they were legendary relics imbued with untold power. She gently shook them, the liquid inside catching the light in an ominous swirl. Her eyes flicked towards the pint-sized banditos like she was measuring a gang of outlaws for their coffins. She tilted her head, making a show of assessing the situation as though this wasn't one of the most ridiculous things she'd ever seen. With a slow, knowing nod, she lifted one vial just enough for all to see.

"You see this?" she said, giving it another slow, deliberate shake. "This ain’t your ordinary tonic. This here is Snake Oil Elixir #42, known in some circles as The Great Equalizer. Got enough kick to knock the spurs clean off your boots. And by 'kick,' I mean it'll make you burp uncontrollably for six hours straight."

She let the silence stretch, waiting to see if anyone flinched at the very idea. The bottles' contents weren't actually dangerous. They were small batches of ginger bugs, aka fermented ginger soda, for indigestion. Though they were quite bubbly. That was beside the point - the point was theatrics, the point was swagger.

Character has: Skill - Alchemy, Possessions - "something brewed".

She slowly turned her head, eyeing the situation unfolding around her as though she had all the time in the world. With a dramatic flick of her wrist, she spun the vials between her fingers before gripping them with a snap, levelling her gaze at the cork-slingin miscreants.

"Now, I don’t reckon y'all wanna find out firsthand what happens when this stuff gets opened. But if you do…" She smirked a slow, lazy grin. "Well… be my guest.”

She tipped an imaginary hat—because, of course, she did—before setting her stance, bracing for whatever chaos was about to ensue. Eyes darting briefly to Rua and Almeida. Maybe this whole scene would play out exactly as expected. Maybe it wouldn't. But one thing was for damn sure: if she was about to go down, she was goin' down in style.
 

Rua Somueine
(Booster: Attentive Student)
Common | <Beastial>

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"<My, it is almost like the colors react to my hand…>" Rua sighed in wonder. It was so exotic, compared to the art back home. Textures and ideas totally foreign to the fine artists of the sea she was familiar with. Yet the technique. Oh, the technique! She nodded together with Rona, as she made her own comments. "Marvelous, isn’t it~?"

She turned to glance at the waiter, and then stepped back on instinct once she caught sight of it. Was that a weapon!? "Hm? What would I—?" but it had already moved on, leaving her with the gun.

Rua hesitated. She knew what a gun was; everyone had at least heard of them. Little barrels that fired bullets out of the end opposite the squeeze handle. Of course, she’d never seen one up this close, let alone fired one. Cautiously, she approached, picking it up and holding it gently, like a baby ready to throw a lethal tantrum at any moment.

"What a strange and mildly concerning gift…" Rua murmured aloud. She was about to store it away, when suddenly, pure chaos erupted from above. An actual shootout!? Here and now!? But Ryke seemed like such a peaceful place!

Panicking, Rua hid behind a table for cover, her head in her hands. Would she even get out of this alive!? They were only after the paintings, right? And yet, from the sounds of it, so many were being killed for it. How vile! How cruel!



Wait, what was that eerie silence?

Rua timidly peeked her head up from the table, her hat far more visible than the rest. Why were they all looking at her? Did they know she had the gun. "<Currents above…!>" she cursed quietly. She was definitely going to die here. No doubt about it. And even worse, her last words could now be a vulgar curse! How could she have let such a thing slip!?

One saving grace was Rona. What a champion! Rua had no idea what language she was suddenly speaking — or perhaps some strange dialect of common — but she understood enough to know she was making a stand. And she didn’t even have a gun! It brought a tear to her eye. "How heroic…!" she cheered in awe. "If I’m to die here, I will at least join you in dedicating my life to protecting what is bright and beautiful!"

Resting the gun on the table, Rua pointed what she desperately hoped was the shooting end towards the bandits, and squeezed the ringed nubby thing.
 
Tau Tau | Rua - RP GOAL: Acquire Asset Animal Harvester F
Revi Revi | Lona
Elvario Elvario | Almeida - RP GOAL: Upgrade of Asset Ryke Adventurer Guild / Using Downtime to increase assets.

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Enemy Approaching - Undertale


Just when the tension reaches a fever pitch, the gallery doors blow open once again—this time revealing a pint-sized Neco-Arc dressed in a mini cape and horned helmet. Golden bracers clink around its tiny wrists as it strides in with exaggerated confidence. The crowd gasps; it looks like a feline deity come to save the day… until it trips over a loose rug and stumbles comically, nearly dropping a small but ornate hammer.

Regaining its footing with a theatrical cough, the newcomer puffs out its chest.

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“I am Nyor, Herald of Thunder! I have scoured many banquets and buffets in search of one worthy to wield Meownir—the mightiest hammer in all the realms. And I have found that worthiness in… you!”

Nyor turns to Almeida with an air of reverence, proclaiming in a booming squeak:

“Your gluttonous feats, your blissful disregard for danger, and your gastronomic enthusiasm prove your purity of heart!”

Eerie, thundering sound effects (likely another Neco-Arc backstage with a cheap noisemaker) echo through the gallery. For an instant, Meownir appears regal—glowing with arcane power and swirling sparkles—only to reveal itself as a squeaky toy the moment Nyor extends it for Almeida to take. The hammer wobbles at the slightest jostle, each movement accompanied by a high-pitched squeak.


Meanwhile, Madame Arcadia looks to Lona with frantic gratitude.

Madame Arcadia
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“Excellent suggestion, dear Lona! I shall seek cover… oh dear me, I’m simply not cut out for these wild standoffs!”

It promptly scrambles under a nearby table, dress train flouncing behind like a fleeing shadow. Around them, panicked nobles huddle behind overturned buffet stations and drop their fancy goblets with resounding clangs.


Across the hall, the bandito Neco-Arcs pause to size up Lona’s gun-slinger stance and waggle their toy pistols in response. One of them, wearing a fraying cowboy hat with bullet holes for eye-holes, snorts:

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“Huh, so yer that Arizona Ranger, huh? Heard all ’bout how ya marched into Agua Fria an’ put the fear o’ the Great Cactus in Texas Red. But lemme tell ya, the DaVinci Gang ain’t so easily rattled!”

Another bandito, chewing on an unlit cigar stub, tips its hat sarcastically:

“If ya think yer fancy tinker-juice is gonna scare us off, well… I got a palette o’ fear right here an’ it’s comin’ in every shade o’ cork!”

As if on cue, they flourish their revolvers—each locked and loaded with more squeaky corks—fully intending to claim Salvatori Daqui’s masterpieces and the buffet. Their tufted tails twitch with confidence.


Just then, Rua’s cork gun fires—POP—a lone cork whizzing through the air. One bandito yelps, ducking in the nick of time before it pings off a melted-clock sculpture. The near-miss triggers a chorus of startled gasps and meows.

“She’s gone ’n fired first!” one bandito cries, cocking its toy gun in retaliation. “Open fire, boys!”

A volley of corks zips toward the trio: one smacks into a nearby centerpiece, bouncing off a swirl of decorative fruit; another ricochets off Nyor’s horned helmet, eliciting a tiny “ow!” squeak. The third nicks the edge of Lona’s bag, causing a muffled fizz from within as ginger-soda vapors puff into the air.

Eccentric Neco-Arc
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In a corner, the director-chair Neco-Arc raises a megaphone, practically salivating at the drama:

“Brilliant! Keep rolling—this is absolute cinema!”

Surrounded by squeaky gunfire, jostled platters, and scattered art patrons, the banditos grin maliciously at anyone threatening their haul. They bark demands in shrill Western drawls, unwittingly fueling the comedic chaos:

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“Hand over them paintin’s an’ them drake wings, or face a hail o’ corks!”

Between Nyor’s theatrics, the DaVinci Gang’s toy-gun bravado, and the entire gallery’s mounting panic, the situation has veered hilariously off the rails. And yet… if these rascals truly make off with Salvatori Daqui’s works (and all that delicious food), the night will be utterly ruined. The question remains: who will step up to stop them now?

[COMBAT HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED, ACTION ECONOMY IS IN EFFECT]
 
Almeida

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From: Almeida
Mentions: Maxxob Maxxob | Rua Tau Tau | Luna Revi Revi
Languages: Common | [Terran] | %Analog% | <Beastial> | {Sylvan} | #Abyssal#

Upon being pointed out as the new wielder of Meownir, she felt as if all pieces slotted together. Clearly, this was what she was here for. Clearly, this was what all was meant to resolve into. It was destined destiny and guided guidance. It was the end of all things and the start of all other things. “<Thank you! I shall take upon this honour with respect and vigilance!>” She stated, as she'd bow a bit and accepted Meownir with grace.

“[Valerius, my dear old friend, please continue to appreciate the art. It's not you that's the problem, it's all just me.]” She stated, feeling regret that she was cheating on her oldest, closet friend. “[Yet the fate that must befall these banditos can only be brought by the great [Meownir, not by the mighty Valerius.]” She stated, leaving her own comrade be to enjoy the art. Hopefully she could make it up to him later.

Waving her new squeaky companion around in a test swing, she'd nod. “[You sing the song of battle well, my new friend.]” She'd compliment.

Seeing the corks fly, she would attempt to [Deflect] two of their attacks right back at the banditos with a [Home-run Hammer-On] E and F respectively. “[Those Drake Wings have my stomach set as their final destination! You shall obtain a single one!]” She proclaimed. Now this. This was getting personal. She'd head up towards the closest bandito to show them not to mess the wielder of Meownir.

Actions:
1 Home-run Hammer-On E
2 Home-run Hammer-On F
3 Move closer.
 

Rua Somueine
(Booster: Attentive Student)
Common | <Beastial>

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Rua didn’t even bother to see if her shot had it the mark, ducking back down to hide behind the table as the storm of bullets rained on them. It was at this point she noticed that, perhaps, the table would be better suited to hiding behind if the hard top of it was shielding her near the ground, instead of the soft fabric sheet draped over the edge. It seemed sensible.

Gripping the side of it, Rua put all of her strength into flipping the thing over, but it barely even budged. Such a heavy table must have weighed at least ten pounds. Alas, the fabric shield would have to do. Hopefully it was sturdy enough to block bullets.

Gathering her watery hair, she tossed it out to the side to get a (hopefully safe) peek at what was going on out there. So that was how one reloaded a gun. You just stuck another bullet in there? Nice, that was simple. She tried it herself with some of the spare ammo. Easy!

"Rona, to your right!" Rua called out, "Almeida, to your— oh, never mind!" she was a little late on that last call, but she tried her best to call out the attacks she noticed through her hair (which definitely would need a thorough washing if she got through this alive).

A couple times, she peeked her arm out with the gun to fire, though it was pretty hard to have good aim when she was lying on the ground like this. Worse, it was awfully disorienting, seeing things upside-down. She could only pray her wayward bullets hit one of the bandits and not something more important…


Actions
1. Paravision F
2. Basic Attack
3. Basic Attack
 
Lona Morgan [Mundane Human]
Language Key: "Common" - #00d0e5
Mentions: Maxxob Maxxob | Tau Tau | Elvario Elvario



Lona had seen strange things. It wasn't beyond her normal expectations of experiences at this point. But nothing quite prepared her for seeing the pint-sized feline, decked out in a cape and horned helmet, striding forth as if it were here to bring divine reckoning to the battlefield. She blinked, watching it nearly trip over a rug, barely holding onto its tiny hammer.
Then it spoke. Lona pressed a forearm against her mouth to stifle herself and hide her mirth, her shoulders shaking slightly as she fought to not burst out laughing.

Nope. Not now. Be serious, Miss Morgan.

She bit the inside of her cheek, nodding solemnly as the mighty "Herald of Thunder" declared Almeida the chosen wielder of… Meownir.
That was it. She lost it. A strangled snort escaped her airways before she could stop it. A steadying breath followed, and one of the DaVinci Gang members addressed her and her posturing. As Rua's cork gun fired, and the banditos responded in kind, a high-pitched yelp escaped Lona's lips. Her cool was gone, the persona dropped, and she needed to move if she didn't want to face the sting of corks. The built-up pressure of the ginger bug sodas was already thrumming inside the glass vials.

"Hope y'all got a taste for spice!" She gave them both a hard shake and wiggled the corks loose with her thumbs before hurling the vials high, sending them in a spinning arc toward the heart of the bandito crew. She intended to send a spray of the carbonated concoction like an all-out assault of eye-watering effervescence over the crew once the potent ginger was released.

Without waiting to see the aftermath, Lona spun on her heel and made a break for Rua’s cover, her boots skidding to a halt at the table. "Here, let me help," as she gripped the edge and flipped the thing properly onto its side so the two of them had a makeshift barricade. She ducked down next to Rua, catching her breath with a smirk. "Alright, sugar. Now we're in business."

The babel-bobber junior was crackling in her ear, and she could make out some of Almedia's proclamations as she joined in combat. accompanied by squeaking noises. Lona hazarded a peek around the table's edge at the scene unfolding before turning back. She leaned toward Rua and said, "If I don't make it out of this, tell them I died as I lived - questioning my life choices."


Actions:
1. Flask Strike E [Modified as she's intentionally not armed with her polearm that requires two actions for throwing a vial and then hitting with polearm?]
2. Moved to Rua [Movement]
3. Flipped table for barricade [Other]
 
Tau Tau | Rua - RP GOAL: Acquire Asset Animal Harvester F
Revi Revi | Lona
Elvario Elvario | Almeida - RP GOAL: Upgrade of Asset Ryke Adventurer Guild / Using Downtime to increase assets.

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Enemy Approaching - Undertale


[As a favor, I would ask always including the components of the abilities whenever using an ability, so I know what it is about without having to look through each CS.]

The moment Almeida charges forward, squeaky hammer in hand, cork bullets ricochet around her like a frantic hailstorm. Each time she raises Meownir to deflect a shot, it issues a high-pitched squeak that resonates across the gallery, much to the snickering of a few bystander Neco-Arcs huddled under tables. Though she can’t quite smack the corks back at the banditos, she does manage to avoid getting pelted—and it’s honestly more impressive given that every near-miss echoes with another squeak of doom.

Nearby, Lona hurls two fizzing bottles, attempting to douse the bandito in a cloud of spicy ginger bubbles. One bandito leaps aside at the last second, letting the improvised missile smash harmlessly on the polished marble. A second bottle, however, arcs precariously through the air—just as a cork from a toy revolver clips Lona’s shoulder, resulting in a mild sting and possibly a flash of embarrassment. The forcibly-shaken contents soar straight into Bandito #3, who’s simultaneously taking a well-aimed cork shot from Rua. The collision is perfect comedic timing: Bandito #3 tumbles backward, toppling into a half-finished ice sculpture and promptly raising a soggy, miniature white flag.

Bandito 3
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“I surrender, pardner!” the feline outlaw squeaks, drenched in ginger fizz. “Those were some mighty bubble-blasts ya got there!”

Rua scrambles to hide behind a draped table and fumbles briefly, but Lona arrives in time to help flip it properly. The two gain a solid makeshift barricade. Corks rattle against the wooden surface with a series of comical pupupup pops, and the scent of tangy ginger soda lingers in the air. Lona’s Babel-Bobber crackles in her ear, translating Almeida’s bombastic war cries—and maybe even a muffled comment from Valerius the hammer behind them, lamenting being left out.

Bandito #2, who narrowly avoided the ginger bombardment, snorts and spins its little revolver menacingly.

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“Pah, fancy snake oil ain’t scarin’ me, Ranger! Gimme them paintings and drake wings, or next time we aim fer your ankles!”

As if to punctuate the threat, it sends another squeaky round right into the upturned table, denting the wood with a thok.

Almeida, now in melee range, faces down Bandito #1, whose spurs jingle with every step. The bandito’s eyes flick uneasily to Meownir’s squeaky foam head.

Bandito 1
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“What’s that supposed to be, lady… some kinda squeak-hammer?!”

Despite the taunt, there’s a bead of sweat trickling down the critter’s forehead. For all its bluster, the miniature outlaw seems less than confident about tangling with a hammer-wielding glutton who’s impervious to cork bullets. In the background, the defeated Bandito #3 moans in soggy indignation, ginger fizz dripping from its whiskers.

Amidst the chaos, Madame Arcadia peeks out from under a tablecloth, wide-eyed.

Madame Arcadia
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“Heavens, it’s absolute mayhem—someone save the paintings… and the buffet… and me while you’re at it!”

And still, in the far corner, the director-chair Neco-Arc hollers through its megaphone:

Director Neco-Arc
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“Keep rolling! Zoom in on that squeaky hammer action! This is gold, I tell you—gold!”

Corks fly, hammy Western lines are exchanged, and squeaks echo across marble. The gallery might never be the same… but at least one bandito has folded. The question is, who’s next to face the unstoppable might of squeaky vengeance?

Bandito 1: Healthy
Bandito 2: Healthy
Bandito 3
 

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