Devious Dilbert
Double the D, double the fun.
You guys could fake fight ogre my ball?
YOUR BALLS? OKAY I'LL FIGHT FOR THEM
WHAT ABOUT MY BALLS, WHOEVER WINS THE DEATH MATCH I'M THEIR BABY MOMMA
@blep @Clairvoyance
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You guys could fake fight ogre my ball?
@ my squad: you're all trash and i love you
@ everyone else: i mean ig you're cool too
Hey im not all bad and annoyingly angsty. I can be a nice person trust me. Unless you piss me off, talk bad about my little brother, or trigger my anger issues, then I can be really mean. But I am probably the most nicest person you'll ever meet.
honestly, like dead serious, you remind me of myself when i was your age.
but dw i was jokin
I hope you choke on a lemon from my prized lemon tree
i thOUGHT I WAS UR PRIZED LEMON ?!?!?!?!?!??!!? WHAT IS THIS BETRAYAL ?!?!?!?!!?!?
You meant to say "Deadass", correct?
You disrespected me, sweaty
WOTS WIF DEEZ KLIKZ AND STUF? IN MAH KLAN, WE CALL OURSELFZ BOYZ!
@Legend @Trombone Geek @Heisenberg @Thalia_Neko @Devious Dilbert @Farseer of Ulthwe @Veyd Sahvoz @Battle-Sister May @AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You disrespected me, sweaty
hunty ur gonna get smacked tf up
GODDAMMIT NO, FIGHT TO THE DEATH OVER ME (I AM ACTUALLY FINE WITH THIS)
C:
Uh um
*pokes Clairvoyance* >:3
RAWWWWWWWWG
C:
Uh um
*pokes Clairvoyance* >:3
RAWWWWWWWWG
GODDAMMIT NO, FIGHT TO THE DEATH OVER ME (I AM ACTUALLY FINE WITH THIS)
OKAY...
CATCH THESE HANDS! HOO-HAH!
THAT'S MY GIRL. BEAT HIS ASS
OKAY...
CATCH THESE HANDS! HOO-HAH!
WOW YOU SUCK. I GUESS IT'S TRUE THAT WHITE BOIS CAN'T FIGHT.
WOW YOU SUCK. I GUESS IT'S TRUE THAT WHITE BOIS CAN'T FIGHT.
QUIT BULLYING ME GODDAMMIT. I'M GONNA REPORT YOU. >;(((
Alright alright, let's get ready for the duel of the century!
In this corner, standing 3 feet 1 inch tall, the true blue monster, ready to spit mediocre science puns and deal as much as a mental beating as well as a physical, @Clairvoyance
And in this corner, standing 1 foot 999 inches tall, you might think she's onamatapeia, but she's a card from MTG, @blep!
DING DING, That's the bell, have at it gent- ladies!
YOU SAY THAT EVERY TIME. YOU NEVER DO. SO FUCK YOU.
HAHAHA. RHYMES. BARS.
OK. HERE WE GO. WATCH ME.
I'LL SHOW YOU, RUDE ASS LITTLE ASIAN BULLY.
WOTS WIF DEEZ KLIKZ AND STUF? IN MAH KLAN, WE CALL OURSELFZ BOYZ!
@Legend @Trombone Geek @Heisenberg @Thalia_Neko @Devious Dilbert @Farseer of Ulthwe @Veyd Sahvoz @Battle-Sister May @AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH