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"Well, they beat me to it." The Major pointed to the window as he laid back in his chair. "Word came down earlier about it. Dangerous, but pretty big payday."As requested by the Department of Defense of the United States of America and the Union of the Potomac, we announce that the city of New Southport requests the aid of scavengers, travelers, adventurers, loners, killers, explorers and robbers. The job consists of delivering crucial supplies to our allies down south in the United Cities of Mexico. You’ll receive a handsome reward for your service! If you have skills that allow you to traverse the wasteland, please, approach us at the gate
"I'm a mechanic, and a driver." Runt announced from under his goggles and bandana.
"Where through,"
"Bounty hunter, tracker, caravan guard, enforcer and scout."
"Oh, is that how we're doing introductions? Oh fuck...Uhhh" He looked up towards the officers "Hired gun, guard...professional ass-kicker" He smugged, proud of his clever self-given title.
“Man, you are one raggedy ass lookin’ bitch.”
“Listen up. You’ve been chosen for a mission. You aren’t getting the deets now, so don’t ask.”
"What's your name, son?" Slade turned his head towards that MPHoly fuck, since when did Zombies talk?
"Oh I don't have to fill any paperwork?" A bit surprising, but a welcome change. They probably already had all they needed on him in a file somewhere. "Mighty fine news to hear, sir." The cowboy shook the officer's hand. "Where do you need me?"You’re the bounty hunter Robert hired a few days back, right? Saw you drag that bastard J.J. in – good work. You’re welcome aboard.
"I don't care. Bubbah, I'm not a zombie. You would know that if your steady diet of pre-war Crayola tins included orange colors for the carrot substitutes as you desperately need the vitamins for your eyes not only to hit a stationary barn, but also to establish visual contact with someone who talks to you. I know its hard to do that and talk seeing as your current jaw is open and in danger of leaking spit all over your CO's shoes, so let me be clear in the best possible way I can. If I were a zombie, I wouldn't be on this horse. Instead I'd be trying to crack open that thick bunker-like skull of yours to gobble up the teeny-tiny morsel of brain safely tucked behind those walls. Its currently gasping for air after it gained a brand new wrinkle for creating a very unique and original joke, so I'd give it a rest for the remainder of the day. Can you do that, Bubbah? Can you do your brain that favor and save us all the trouble of hearing you speak?"
"Warning, critical system failure. Shutting down." "Apologies, it was a poorly timed joke it seems."
"Query: Why hire random, unqualified strangers for a job by a state entity? Seems counter to logic. More prone to failure. Too many failure points."
“Man, why do you gotta make everything weird, you nasty ass hoe.”
“U-Um… I’m Bonnie… This is the Boogeyman, but we call him Boogey… Fang is inside the tent… We’re here for the mission…?”
"Hunter, tracker, scout."
“Guess you can count the two of us in, as the Lady has spoken. Cero, Survivor. Good enough for you pretentious fucks?”
”CERO-”
”And this ball of sunshine’s Mari. We good?
"Took the words right out of my mouth, Tiny." He quickly turned his head towards Bubbah again when he heard the gun being cocked and aimed towards the robot "Put that thing away before you shoot the only chance for shit not to hit the fan." He sounded more annoyed than angry. Almost like a disappointed parent who's child just came home with a dead rodent.Holy shit, that robbie is a mediator!