[Rise of the Empowered]Jameson Burkes

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

I'd like to express my admiration for whoever made this BBCode. I wish I knew my way around it that well.

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Doc #: EPD0001

Date Doc: 2015/??/??

BIRTH NAME: Jameson Burkes


KNOWN ALIAS(S):


AGE: 37


GENDER: Male


SEXUAL OREINTATION: Asexual


DATE OF BIRTH: 1st March 1978


HOMETOWN: New York City, New York, USA. As a comedian once said, 'New York, a city so great, they named it twice.'


BLOODTYPE: A-


FAMILY:

FATHER:

Kevin Burkes




MOTHER:

Madison Burkes




SIBLINGS:

Jared Burkes


OCCUPATION:Mechanic

• Ability
• Physical
• Mental
• Background
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  Powers: Left to chance.
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  HEIGHT: 183 cm 6'0"
  
  
  WEIGHT: 83 kg 183 lb
  
  
  EYES: Two...
  
  
  Ok, ok, they're grey.
  
  
  HAIR: Black
  
  
  DESCRIPTION: Jameson has a long set of arms, and keeps a rather thicker beard, although it does not grow out, instead clinging to his face. He despises tattoos, and wouldn't be caught dead with a tattoo. This same thing goes for piercings, and most forms of jewelry. Jameson wears very plain and practical clothes, often including cargo pants. To him, fashion is an unnecessary complication to how he lives. Jameson does, however, keep impeccably clean. He also loves wearing crocs, finding them comfortable to wear. When he's on the job, however, they will not do.
  
  
  Jameson has a thick, mildly muscular physique, which he maintains on a casual basis with his work and some infrequent jogging and working out. This is barely a concern for him, as he would much rather have free time to mess around and relax than be the strongman around the place. In any case, he doesn't put any effort into being considered 'attractive' as that concept is something that barely registers, as he's an asexual.
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  ALLIES: To Be Announced
  
  
  ENEMIES: Also To Be Announced
  
  
  HOBBIES: Jameson is an avid singer, and has developed a good voice for it. He sings to relax himself, and just for fun sometimes. He favours folk songs, and anything with a lower pitch. He also used to be on the debating team during High School. Additionally, he enjoys listening to Metal.
  
  
  LIKES: Singing, just whenever he feels like it. Repairing engines. Messing with people in creative ways. Creativity. Orange juice.
  
  
  DISLIKES: Tattoos and piercings. People bothering him because they think he's attractive. Graveyards. Bicycles. Unimaginative people. Needlessly flashy fashion. Cats.
  
  
  PERSONALITY: Jameson is anti-authoritarian and a free spirit, as well as a bit of a trickster. He delights is finding interesting ways to mess with people, and especially with those in positions of power. This does little to endear him to strangers, as they'll find that he's refueled random cars with water, or he's set 'Friday' up to play as their car's horn. He doesn't do this too much, as he does actually want to keep his job. Instead he finds himself doing it to people who aren't even clients, and don't know him. His trickery is not limited to cars, as he often finds himself performing other jokes on people.
  
  
  Jameson is a very calm and collected person, whose facial features, bearing, and voice rarely betrays any emotion. His joking is his form of letting loose a little bit. To the very few who have gained his trust, he would do anything but die for. People like those don't come along easily, and he'd rather keep them. These few also have to put up with a fair portion of his practical joking. He roundly denies everything, regardless of how many people saw him rewiring their door bell to trigger an air horn. He is very comedic, in a deadpan way, and often delivers the funniest of lines as if he were reading the news.
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  HISTORY: Jameson was born and raised in a middle-class New York household, where he was the younger brother. His older brother, Jared, was just as mischievous as most young boys were, and the two were always stirring trouble up, even as pre-teens. One big difference was that Jameson would always keep a straight face when confronted, while his brother would crack and reveal his guilt. Entering school, this changed little.
  
  
  It was during High School that Jameson found an interest in mechanical engineering and workshop time. He was the one that everyone else wanted in their group during Technology, as he was regarded as the most successful student in that area. It was also here that he first had a real think about his asexuality, and the details of it. He feigned interest to try and keep it to himself, but eventually he couldn't any more.
  
  
  When this happened, those around him were surprisingly accepting of this, and people let him in peace, which he appreciated. When he graduated from High School, he found a place as a mechanic, and his life has been mostly uneventful since. He was a permanent fixture at the mechanic's shop, and became somewhat well known as 'that guy who fixed my car' but nobody has caught on that he's the local troublemaker that goes around pulling jokes on people, except his few friends from High School.
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  NOTES: I never saw that this was a needed thing, but I can do it anyway. Dago is... uh... a human being? A lion-minotaur combo? Both? Is Dago the literal personification of bacon? I don't know. One of the mysteries of the universe.
  
  
  Jameson's favourite band is Blind Guardian.
  
  
  Jameson is not the literal personification of bacon.
  
  
  Jameson should have been omnipotent, but it was not to be.
  
  
  Jameson is good at cobbling things together, as his pranks have given him practise.
  
  
  
  
  
  

 

[AllHailDago]

This starts in November 2015. So your character would be 37.


Also @CJ Mason can probably fix your cses coding.


After that. Accepted!

 

[CJ Mason]

Code is fixed

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

[QUOTE="CJ Mason]Code is fixed

[/QUOTE]
Cheers, Mason. I have no idea how I messed it up, but I guess I have an aura of random stuff around me just screwing up.

 

[AllHailDago]

Accepted