Futuristic [OOC] Sail the Stars : Living Quarters

[Jackson123]

"Hmm yes we didn't bother to bring in the whole body, I'm sure this piece of their heart tissue with their DNA on would be enough to prove they're dead"

 

[Verena]

Just so you know, wanted Dead or Alive does NOT mean wanted Dead And Unnecessarily Dismantled And Possibly Experimented On

The fact that you have to even write this is a tad bit concerning...

 

[RandomBlobMan]

I know right

 

[Jackson123]

But I really want their head for trophy to decorate the ship with

 

[Verena]

TO DECORATE THE SHIP WITH?!?!

 

[Jackson123]

yea

 

[RandomBlobMan]

 

[Jackson123]

Like turn those heads into taxidermy mounts to put on the bridge or something

 

[Verena]

Human taxidermy doesn't work. It's been tried and failed horrendously.

 

[RandomBlobMan]

I'M GONNA PULL IT PULL IT
PULL THE TRIGGER

 

[Jackson123]

Well that's awkward, back to wet specimen I guess

 

[Verena]

Unless you want the stench of corpses filling the ship of course!

 

[Jackson123]

Formalin jar would do the trick

 

[Verena]

Honestly, the only "decorational" thing you could do is shrunken heads

 

[Jackson123]

Honestly, the only "decorational" thing you could do is shrunken heads

There is a head of a serial-killing bandit that has been preserved in a jar since 1841, I'm sure that could do

 

[Verena]

We aren't really leaving new people with a good first impression, you know

 

[Jackson123]

But I do wonder is taxidermy really doesn't work or did they just do it wrong? it's essentially arrangement of skin and stuff it to make their appearance looks good ya know, why would this work on other animals but doesn't work on this particular species...

 

[Jackson123]

i'll need to do some googling on human taxidermy and probably put myself on the FBI watchlist for a while in doing so lol

 

[Verena]

RandomBlobMan Halp...

 

[RandomBlobMan]

Perhaps my warnings were too subtle, or they weren't enough. Either ways, I warned you to tone it down. Multiple times too at that.
As a person of many mistakes I believe people deserve a chance of redemption, as they can learn from their mistakes(with me as an exception, because I never learn.) But you used up all those chances too.
Jackson123 is now removed from Sail the Stars due to foul language and the such. Your character sheet and lore entries will be removed. Please, have some courtesy.

 

[Jackson123]

never even dropped an F-word, sure, foul language

 

[RandomBlobMan]

You know very well what you did sonny, the exit's right over there.

 

[Jackson123]

Dude, all you needed to say was "you can't"

 

[RandomBlobMan]

I told you multiple times to tone it down. Multiple times have other players also said to tone it down. Now please, if you will.

 

[Jackson123]

Very well, wish you guys all the best