MrMopp
Two Thousand Club
Greycoat was out hunting in the woods. He was hunkered down low in the ferns, ready to pounce on an unsuspecting squirrel, when something launched out of the nearby bushes and bounced around In the air like a rubber ball in a glass cup.
With the squirrel scared off, Grey cursed his luck and walked over to investigate the disturbance. There he found sizable rabbit, struggling, upside down in a spring snare.
He had to chuckle. It seamed he had human ingenuity to thank for an easy hunt. Like most Kitsune, he viewed humans as fragile, pathetic accidents of nature, but he had to admire how they let the environment hunt for them. The trap was simple in design. Just a long, thin rope, one end tied into a noose and laid upon the ground while the other was bending a tree branch downward. Keeping it taut was pair of notched stakes, barely hanging onto a stick tied close to the noose, making what looked a tiny door frame with the complementary carrot on top. The mechanism was tall enough that the rabbit had to put its paws on top of the frame to reach the bait, which would push it loose, which would then make the branch snap upwards, which would then pull the noose around the rabbits legs and yank it into air before you could say "rabbit stew".
Grey clicked his tongue. "Fate is a cruel comedian, isn't she?" He mused. " Led to believe you have a free meal, then in a blink, you find yourself on the platter instead"
Fate apparently had a sense of irony, too. Because as Grey contemplated how he was going to reach his hapless Piñata, he neglected to notice the secondary trap before setting his tail down upon it
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Naturally, The local woodsman who came by to check the traps was pleasantly surprised to a beautiful, silver pelted fox hanging pretty like a Christmas stocking. And then just PLAIN surprised when it said in a business like tone, "Sooo. Three wishes? Or will you settle for the usual pot of gold?"
With the squirrel scared off, Grey cursed his luck and walked over to investigate the disturbance. There he found sizable rabbit, struggling, upside down in a spring snare.
He had to chuckle. It seamed he had human ingenuity to thank for an easy hunt. Like most Kitsune, he viewed humans as fragile, pathetic accidents of nature, but he had to admire how they let the environment hunt for them. The trap was simple in design. Just a long, thin rope, one end tied into a noose and laid upon the ground while the other was bending a tree branch downward. Keeping it taut was pair of notched stakes, barely hanging onto a stick tied close to the noose, making what looked a tiny door frame with the complementary carrot on top. The mechanism was tall enough that the rabbit had to put its paws on top of the frame to reach the bait, which would push it loose, which would then make the branch snap upwards, which would then pull the noose around the rabbits legs and yank it into air before you could say "rabbit stew".
Grey clicked his tongue. "Fate is a cruel comedian, isn't she?" He mused. " Led to believe you have a free meal, then in a blink, you find yourself on the platter instead"
Fate apparently had a sense of irony, too. Because as Grey contemplated how he was going to reach his hapless Piñata, he neglected to notice the secondary trap before setting his tail down upon it
...
Naturally, The local woodsman who came by to check the traps was pleasantly surprised to a beautiful, silver pelted fox hanging pretty like a Christmas stocking. And then just PLAIN surprised when it said in a business like tone, "Sooo. Three wishes? Or will you settle for the usual pot of gold?"
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