Safety Hammer
A walking piece of shit in a stupid looking jacket
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"Coming! I'm coming!" A voice came from down the hall, before a demon dressed in only a pair of khaki pants and a black t-shirt with a rainbow on it skidded straight into him. "Fuck... I'm sorry.." The red skinned man rubbing his forehead. "I'm Mephistopheles Crowley. Most people call me either Crowley or Phil.. And you are..?"The winds we loud and whipped against his face like knives. Xander stood outside the large expanse of the manor, suitcases in hand and on the porch. All he knew was that his new master lay within these confines, something that he didn't take to lightly to. What brought him here was the thrall. He could not resist it and so he left his home to be with the one who had won him so long ago. Shaking out of his thoughts by the cold, Xander pressed the handle open and entered his new home.
"Hello?"
The sound of a bag dropping to the floor echoed out into the emptiness.
"Hey! You're stealing my thunder! And didn't even say hi," Val said, lightly punching his arm. "I was greeting the new kid.""Coming! I'm coming!" A voice came from down the hall, before a demon dressed in only a pair of khaki pants and a black t-shirt with a rainbow on it skidded straight into him. "Fuck... I'm sorry.." The red skinned man rubbing his forehead. "I'm Mephistopheles Crowley. Most people call me either Crowley or Phil.. And you are..?"
"It's not like I meant to! I was running after you, and I slipped, okay?!" Phil whined, before slowly getting back on his feet and rubbing his forehead. "Dammit, I think I hit my horns on the floor...""Hey! You're stealing my thunder! And didn't even say hi," Val said, lightly punching his arm. "I was greeting the new kid."
"Master Phil? Servant? I- Oh wait, you're the wizard kid, right? Sorry to hear about your parents." The demon said, before standing up. "Yeah, could you please not call me 'Master'? It's... weird." The man looked Xander up and down, before taking note of how cute he was.Xander looked back and forth between the two as they bickered, After several attempts to introduce himself he sighed and gave into listening to the two. "Master Phil," He said, taking in the large red-toned demon, "I'm Alexander, your new servant. I'm sure you knew I was arriving today?"
Gabrielle stood in front of the front doors of the manor in excitement. The placed looked fucking amazing. She dropped her suitcases down with a thud, and flinched at the noise. "Oops...," she muttered under breath. She reached out one finger and rang the doorbell three times, waiting for someone to answer the door. Her father had heard of this manor and recommended that she come and stay here. Gabrielle had always had problems using her powers for mischievous reasons, and Gabriel thought it would best to be around others like her to keep her in check.
Screams, growls, and...loud cussing? Maybe people around here just had lots of sex, or something. Gabrielle shrugged and introduced herself. "I'm Gabrielle, but you can call me Gabby." She gave Val a wink, picked up her luggage, and moved into the main hall. The place was pretty huge, so she definitely didn't have to worry about space. In front of her were two guys. One appeared to be a demon, and the other seemed to be just a normal guy.
"Witch, " Xander corrected with gritted teeth. " Wizard implies I like polyester blended capes. And I'm glad your rather informal approaches. " he smiled crooked lyrics and heated his bag overhead. " I didn't know much about my parents, but I guess I'll learn about them through you, sir." he sighed, taking note of his master's wandering eyes."Master Phil? Servant? I- Oh wait, you're the wizard kid, right? Sorry to hear about your parents." The demon said, before standing up. "Yeah, could you please not call me 'Master'? It's... weird." The man looked Xander up and down, before taking note of how cute he was.
"Dungeons? Are they the fun type or the-ah, who am I kidding? All dungeons are fun dungeons." The Crowley guy seemed pretty captivated by the wizard, or uh, witch, as he seemed to prefer. Gabby made a mental note to introduce herself to the two of them whenever she got the chance."Oh, flirting already are we?" Val chuckled, "Anyway, the demon looking guy is uh, is Phil. Or Crowley. Or Dickhead, pick one. The other guy is the newbie, haven't caught his name yet. Oh, one more thing about the house. Don't go in the dungeons without me, Sparkles doesn't like strangers. He will kill you."
"Dungeons? Are they the fun type or the-ah, who am I kidding? All dungeons are fun dungeons." The Crowley guy seemed pretty captivated by the wizard, or uh, witch, as he seemed to prefer. Gabby made a mental note to introduce herself to the two of them whenever she got the chance.
"Sorry." The demon cringed, taking note that this was probably the first of many times that he would get this wrong. "But I mean, let's be honest, who doesn't like to wear polyester blended capes?" Crowley chuckled at his own joke for a bit, before realizing that no one else found it humorous. His pointed hears wilted in a bit of embarrassment, before leading Alex down the hall to his room. "So, how old are you, Xander?""Witch, " Xander corrected with gritted teeth. " Wizard implies I like polyester blended capes. And I'm glad your rather informal approaches. " he smiled crooked lyrics and heated his bag overhead. " I didn't know much about my parents, but I guess I'll learn about them through you, sir." he sighed, taking note of his master's wandering eyes.
Gabby smiled. "I'm not running from anything. I'm running to something. I'm a half angel. My father thought it would be best for me to come live her with people like me. I always had a habit of causing trouble for regular mortals, so when my father found this place, he immediately recommended that I be sent here." Suddenly, Gabby dropped her luggage again. "What if we had a welcoming party for everyone?" She looked up at the smooth voice with the English accent that had come from upstairs. He had long hair and was well-dressed. "Who's the hot guy?" She murmured."I've renovated two, yes," She chuckled. "Maybe we can use them some time." Val ran a hand through here hair. "So, what are in for? People normally come her running from something."
Gabby smiled. "I'm not running from anything. I'm running to something. I'm a half angel. My father thought it would be best for me to come live her with people like me. I always had a habit of causing trouble for regular mortals, so when my father found this place, he immediately recommended that I be sent here." Suddenly, Gabby dropped her luggage again. "What if we had a welcoming party for everyone?" She looked up at the smooth voice with the English accent that had come from upstairs. He had long hair and was well-dressed. "Who's the hot guy?" She murmured.
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