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DEXY THORNTON #609D95
SCENE:
WELCOME TO DEXY'S FUTURE LAIR
LOCATION:
DEXY'S FUTURE DOCKS
PARTICIPANTS:
DEXY AND UNOFFICIAL UNDERLINGS
WELCOME HOME, DEXY!!
For a while, things seemed to be well. The to-be students of Rosengarten were getting acquainted with each other, expecting a peaceful boat ride to what should have been a peaceful school life. What should have been... Little did any of them know, that true horror awaited them... a vile evil so wicked, she single-handedly polluted the earth on purpose, and dared to put chewed bubble gum on someone's chair!
This presence now stood at the boat entrance...
"KRSH, KRSH, it gets louder and louder! KRSH! KRSH! LIGHTNING!! BOOM! CRACKLE, CRACKLE! KRSH!"
The evil lightning for the evil being's evil entrance subsided at last! Arms on her hips, stood as tall as can be, Dexy Thornton eagerly looked on these inferior vessels.
And, in one breath, she squealed, "Greetings, peasants! Future underlings! I am The Unparalleled Darkness, Exalted Queen of Torment, Heiress of Villainy that Stalks the Mortal Realm, Heralding Death and Destruction to All that Humankind Holds Dear with No Remorse! But since this nom de guerre would be considered too complex for your mortal, feeble minds, I grant you all permission to refer to I, The Unparalleled Darkness, Exalted Queen of Torment, Heiress of Villainy that Stalks the Mortal Realm, Heralding Death and Destruction to All that Humankind Holds Dear with No Remorse, as Dexy!" She put a hand to her chest.
"It is time! Let us meet with the denizens!"
Her Excellence started with the loners.
Doctor Llamabean
Dexy's very first stop was Eustass, the mopey boy on his lonesome. She stood in front of him, arms crossed with a smug grin plastered on her face. "Greetings, Rambutan Boy! You have the honor of being the first of whom I have endeavored towards in my destiny of ruling the world! And seeing as you lack in the looks department enough to develop such a frightening countenance, I will even grant you the privilege of being my bodyguard in the future!" After hearing whatever he had to say (which may or may not have gone one ear out the other), she walked to the next. Such was the case with the others.
Nobody Special
She sized up Tiago without a hint of fear. "Salutations, Acne! Your yellow hair and red eyes made me think of acne! Ha! I almost thought you were a prince, but princes aren't lonely! I'm glad I didn't make that mistake! You'll make for a good bodyguard, I think!" Dexy laughed to herself. Loudly.
ATurei
"Hiya... blue? Single-Blue-Hair-Girl... What do you think will happen if you cut it off?" Dexy leaned in, as if to get a closer look at the singular strand of hair. To her, it looked like an alien bodypart. "Does it grow back like an arm? Anyway, I, your Queen, digress! A pleasure to meet you, Single-Blue-Hair-Girl!"
Anaee
"Good wishes... You..." Dexy recoiled backward, taking on a defensive stance. "You're the Heroine! I would never mistake such a heroine-like appearance! That's how it was in the video ga—I mean the simulations! I never would have thought the Heroine and I would attend the same schooling! Yet, as fate has it, we are now pit against each other in a cruel game played by destiny! Mark my words, Heroine, I, The Unparalleled Darkness, Exalted Queen of Torment, Heiress of Villainy that Stalks the Mortal Realm, Heralding Death and Destruction to All that Humankind Holds Dear with No Remorse, will not lose to you!" She stormed off, intentionally stomping loudly.
Roda the Red The One Eyed Bandit azenva
"Yoooouhoooo! My lackeys... ohmygod you're such a Cutie!" Dexy almost melted upon seeing Ivay; much like one would when embraced by a puppy. But almost immediately, she forced her eyes away from him. "Gah! NO! I'm being bewitched! I will not falter! Dexy has climbed too far to be taken down by the likes of brainwashing!" Her gaze then landed on Kasha, and she soon breathed relief. "My cute-registering brain juice is being balanced out! I appreciate the assistance, Zombie, but I have always been an independent villainess! I need not the likes of unwilling assistance for my ventures!"
Her eyes wandered to the other person in the group, being Kina. Her mouth dropped at the reptilian body parts. "Woah... you're a Real Lizard person! Is it true that people like you run the governments in secret? How do I join? How do I take part in the evil clandestine plans?! Ah, you probably cannot talk about that, right? In the show I watched, people like you usually have a strict honor code and harsh punishments for traitors! I shall leave you to your government meddling, then!" She turned directions like a storm—not before spinning back to give her two cents on a question not even asked to her. "Also, this is my 5th time boating!"
Coyote Hart Lucem Beann
"Howdy-doody!" Dexy looked between Leon and Jason, finally landing her gaze on the former. "Aren't you a rebel, eh, Shortie? Exploring the woods at night? I watched a movie that went like that, and everyone died! It was really scary! You're a perfect denizen!" She looked to Jason again with a look of pity. "Adult Man... are you really a student? Are you really our age? Oh... Adult Man... you must have gotten held back for a lot of years..."
She smirked. "Don't worry! Together, we will abolish the schooling system and replace it with Dexy Education system!" Dexy turned to Kiyumi. "You can join us, too, Choco-Banana! I mean... not for the forest thingy... You guys can do that on your own, I'm busy taking over the world. I meant for replacing the education system. Anyway, talk to you, later! I have more subjects to attend to!"
BriiAngelic BluEndings miki YumenoTsukishiro @FangS31
"How farest thou, everyone?" The brightest of the group took first attention. "You! Sparkles! You're very happy to be in the presence of the almighty supreme being that is myself! I approve! You have a high chance of becoming my Minister of Propaganda! But you, on the other hand..." Dexy's expression turned sour at Gip. "Good God! Did something happen to you, Doomer? You're the total opposite of Sparkles! I know 10 ways to cheer up! Would you like to hear them? Oh, wait, I forgot! The best way to make someone happy would be to leave them alone, right? Ah! I should stop—no, wait! I shouldn't try making you happy! I'm evil! Ha!" Dexy looked back at Sparkles... and decided not to question her own inconsistencies and move on.
She turned to Yuuko. "And to answer your question... Sheep... I don't know why, but you make me think of sheep! You have a good chance of becoming my Minister of Espionage! To answer you, no, this is not my first time on a ferry! I've traveled all the realms in search of lands to conquer before settling here!" She moved on to Percy. "You... You're the Badboy I've read so much about in all those romance—" Dexy cleared her throat, "research novels! Piercings, yee-yee ass hair, metal thingies everywhere, dark colors, to think I would find you here! You have a good chance of becoming my Minister of Culture!"
Finally, there was Jasmine. "Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Scarface! There must be a story to that scar, right? Like, did you earn it in a battle of the cosmos, protecting this homeland from the invaders of outer space! Or! Or! Did you perhaps fend off your longterm rival from destroying the core of the world, but when you had them defeated, you showed your heroism and spared them?! You look so cool! You have a high chance to become my Military General!" Dexy, eyes sparkling, had inched closer to her for each question asked. At one point, that look instantly vanished. "Ah! I'm being delayed! Bad people! The Unparalleled Darkness, Exalted Queen of Torment, Heiress of Villainy that Stalks the Mortal Realm, Heralding Death and Destruction to All that Humankind Holds Dear with No Remorse has things to attend to!"
gxxberkit @angel doe
"Ahoy, maties!" These were the last of the denizens for now. "Cotton Candy? And... scales?! Are you also a lizard person?! And is your hair actually Cotton Candy?!" Dexy shook her head; she was getting distracted again! "I could not help but overhear you mention pirates. Well, I have come across a number of pirates myself, and not just the seafaring ones! There were ones in the sky! In space! In the quantum realm! Would you two like to listen to my tales?"
This presence now stood at the boat entrance...
"KRSH, KRSH, it gets louder and louder! KRSH! KRSH! LIGHTNING!! BOOM! CRACKLE, CRACKLE! KRSH!"
The evil lightning for the evil being's evil entrance subsided at last! Arms on her hips, stood as tall as can be, Dexy Thornton eagerly looked on these inferior vessels.
And, in one breath, she squealed, "Greetings, peasants! Future underlings! I am The Unparalleled Darkness, Exalted Queen of Torment, Heiress of Villainy that Stalks the Mortal Realm, Heralding Death and Destruction to All that Humankind Holds Dear with No Remorse! But since this nom de guerre would be considered too complex for your mortal, feeble minds, I grant you all permission to refer to I, The Unparalleled Darkness, Exalted Queen of Torment, Heiress of Villainy that Stalks the Mortal Realm, Heralding Death and Destruction to All that Humankind Holds Dear with No Remorse, as Dexy!" She put a hand to her chest.
"It is time! Let us meet with the denizens!"
Her Excellence started with the loners.
Doctor Llamabean
Dexy's very first stop was Eustass, the mopey boy on his lonesome. She stood in front of him, arms crossed with a smug grin plastered on her face. "Greetings, Rambutan Boy! You have the honor of being the first of whom I have endeavored towards in my destiny of ruling the world! And seeing as you lack in the looks department enough to develop such a frightening countenance, I will even grant you the privilege of being my bodyguard in the future!" After hearing whatever he had to say (which may or may not have gone one ear out the other), she walked to the next. Such was the case with the others.
Nobody Special
She sized up Tiago without a hint of fear. "Salutations, Acne! Your yellow hair and red eyes made me think of acne! Ha! I almost thought you were a prince, but princes aren't lonely! I'm glad I didn't make that mistake! You'll make for a good bodyguard, I think!" Dexy laughed to herself. Loudly.
ATurei
"Hiya... blue? Single-Blue-Hair-Girl... What do you think will happen if you cut it off?" Dexy leaned in, as if to get a closer look at the singular strand of hair. To her, it looked like an alien bodypart. "Does it grow back like an arm? Anyway, I, your Queen, digress! A pleasure to meet you, Single-Blue-Hair-Girl!"
Anaee
"Good wishes... You..." Dexy recoiled backward, taking on a defensive stance. "You're the Heroine! I would never mistake such a heroine-like appearance! That's how it was in the video ga—I mean the simulations! I never would have thought the Heroine and I would attend the same schooling! Yet, as fate has it, we are now pit against each other in a cruel game played by destiny! Mark my words, Heroine, I, The Unparalleled Darkness, Exalted Queen of Torment, Heiress of Villainy that Stalks the Mortal Realm, Heralding Death and Destruction to All that Humankind Holds Dear with No Remorse, will not lose to you!" She stormed off, intentionally stomping loudly.
Roda the Red The One Eyed Bandit azenva
"Yoooouhoooo! My lackeys... ohmygod you're such a Cutie!" Dexy almost melted upon seeing Ivay; much like one would when embraced by a puppy. But almost immediately, she forced her eyes away from him. "Gah! NO! I'm being bewitched! I will not falter! Dexy has climbed too far to be taken down by the likes of brainwashing!" Her gaze then landed on Kasha, and she soon breathed relief. "My cute-registering brain juice is being balanced out! I appreciate the assistance, Zombie, but I have always been an independent villainess! I need not the likes of unwilling assistance for my ventures!"
Her eyes wandered to the other person in the group, being Kina. Her mouth dropped at the reptilian body parts. "Woah... you're a Real Lizard person! Is it true that people like you run the governments in secret? How do I join? How do I take part in the evil clandestine plans?! Ah, you probably cannot talk about that, right? In the show I watched, people like you usually have a strict honor code and harsh punishments for traitors! I shall leave you to your government meddling, then!" She turned directions like a storm—not before spinning back to give her two cents on a question not even asked to her. "Also, this is my 5th time boating!"
Coyote Hart Lucem Beann
"Howdy-doody!" Dexy looked between Leon and Jason, finally landing her gaze on the former. "Aren't you a rebel, eh, Shortie? Exploring the woods at night? I watched a movie that went like that, and everyone died! It was really scary! You're a perfect denizen!" She looked to Jason again with a look of pity. "Adult Man... are you really a student? Are you really our age? Oh... Adult Man... you must have gotten held back for a lot of years..."
She smirked. "Don't worry! Together, we will abolish the schooling system and replace it with Dexy Education system!" Dexy turned to Kiyumi. "You can join us, too, Choco-Banana! I mean... not for the forest thingy... You guys can do that on your own, I'm busy taking over the world. I meant for replacing the education system. Anyway, talk to you, later! I have more subjects to attend to!"
BriiAngelic BluEndings miki YumenoTsukishiro @FangS31
"How farest thou, everyone?" The brightest of the group took first attention. "You! Sparkles! You're very happy to be in the presence of the almighty supreme being that is myself! I approve! You have a high chance of becoming my Minister of Propaganda! But you, on the other hand..." Dexy's expression turned sour at Gip. "Good God! Did something happen to you, Doomer? You're the total opposite of Sparkles! I know 10 ways to cheer up! Would you like to hear them? Oh, wait, I forgot! The best way to make someone happy would be to leave them alone, right? Ah! I should stop—no, wait! I shouldn't try making you happy! I'm evil! Ha!" Dexy looked back at Sparkles... and decided not to question her own inconsistencies and move on.
She turned to Yuuko. "And to answer your question... Sheep... I don't know why, but you make me think of sheep! You have a good chance of becoming my Minister of Espionage! To answer you, no, this is not my first time on a ferry! I've traveled all the realms in search of lands to conquer before settling here!" She moved on to Percy. "You... You're the Badboy I've read so much about in all those romance—" Dexy cleared her throat, "research novels! Piercings, yee-yee ass hair, metal thingies everywhere, dark colors, to think I would find you here! You have a good chance of becoming my Minister of Culture!"
Finally, there was Jasmine. "Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Scarface! There must be a story to that scar, right? Like, did you earn it in a battle of the cosmos, protecting this homeland from the invaders of outer space! Or! Or! Did you perhaps fend off your longterm rival from destroying the core of the world, but when you had them defeated, you showed your heroism and spared them?! You look so cool! You have a high chance to become my Military General!" Dexy, eyes sparkling, had inched closer to her for each question asked. At one point, that look instantly vanished. "Ah! I'm being delayed! Bad people! The Unparalleled Darkness, Exalted Queen of Torment, Heiress of Villainy that Stalks the Mortal Realm, Heralding Death and Destruction to All that Humankind Holds Dear with No Remorse has things to attend to!"
gxxberkit @angel doe
"Ahoy, maties!" These were the last of the denizens for now. "Cotton Candy? And... scales?! Are you also a lizard person?! And is your hair actually Cotton Candy?!" Dexy shook her head; she was getting distracted again! "I could not help but overhear you mention pirates. Well, I have come across a number of pirates myself, and not just the seafaring ones! There were ones in the sky! In space! In the quantum realm! Would you two like to listen to my tales?"