Naruto [Inactive]

[kawaii senpai]

"He doesn't like me back. He probably hates me with a passion. It's better just to move on."

 

[Jazzy]

I look down. "I'm pretty sure he's gay... I think he liked our kiss... he's lucky I didn't barf in his mouth!"

 

[kawaii senpai]

"Haha! Everyone else surely hated your kiss."

 

[Jazzy]

"What's that supposed to mean?"

 

[kawaii senpai]

"Did you not see Sakura's face! It was priceless!"

 

[Jazzy]

"She almost killed me!" I say laughing.

 

[kawaii senpai]

"Yes! I would strongly advise you never bring that up to her. EVER!"

 

[Jazzy]

"I strongly agree!"

 

[kawaii senpai]

I walk into Tsunade's office and stare in shock at the table. "Naruto, please tell me you have duck tape, because I don't..."

 

[Jazzy]

"I have a dead rat in my pocket..."

 

[kawaii senpai]

I grin. "Don't tell anyone what I'm about to do." I take the dead rat from his pocket.

 

[Jazzy]

"What are you doing?"

 

[kawaii senpai]

I take the rat and place it in front of the desk. Then on top of one of her papers I sign 'Sorry. Out of duck tape. -Ino'

 

[Jazzy]

"I love you..."

 

[kawaii senpai]

"You too." I say as I walk out, high fiving him.

 

[Jazzy]

I laugh. "You finally see things the Naruto way!"

 

[kawaii senpai]

"Yes! It is...AWESOME! Okay, so what would Naruto do next?"

 

[Jazzy]

"Well, at this moment... stalking Sakura."

 

[kawaii senpai]

"I cannot do that with you! She's my rival! She might think I actually like her!"

 

[Jazzy]

"It was a joke, Ino."

 

[kawaii senpai]

"Because I knew that..."

 

[Jazzy]

"Exactly, but right now Naruto would be annoying Sakura!"

 

[kawaii senpai]

"That I would LOVE to do! What are we going to do! Mustache her while she sleeps!?"

 

[Jazzy]

"Nah, I say I transform into Sasuke and kiss you in front of her! That would totally screw her up!"

 

[kawaii senpai]

"Ummmm... Naruto are you sure?"