Narrative of an (Unknown) Drunkard!

Llorrie

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i had a pretty neat-o idea, though I don't know how well this is going to go over.


So it's pretty simple, I've decided to make a small journal, basically writing down and blogging my thoughts while I run around getting intoxicated! So I'm not sure how popular this thread might be, and I don't know how disciplined I will be on the length of each post, so I might just do like a little thingy during the intoxication, and a reflection the morning of.


It should be super fun, though I don't really get intoxicated too much, this weekend I know I am partying hard. So there should be some quality posts coming up. This is rather short term thinking because normally I don't drink, only during the holidays.


And yes, I am intoxicated right now, a little/lot of wine to go with the thanksgiving turkey does wonders on me!
 
Holy fuck I'm horny as fuck. I'm ready to suck some dick and fuck. Zoo-he-mama lets go. Honestly I have a paper to write due Monday and I haven't started t, but fuck it I can power that shot out in like 2 hours while hammered. Les go, firsts guy I hear with an Australian accent I'm fucking like dayum
 
Llorrie said:
Holy fuck I'm horny as fuck. I'm ready to suck some dick and fuck. Zoo-he-mama lets go. Honestly I have a paper to write due Monday and I haven't started t, but fuck it I can power that shot out in like 2 hours while hammered. Les go, firsts guy I hear with an Australian accent I'm fucking like dayum
Crikey, sounds totally ripper!
 
Alright, yeah that was something else right there. As a hungover reflection of the night past I can't say I'm too proud of the post. I didn't do anything last night I am totally ashamed of, there were some moral discrepancies. The post is kinda funny to me because I wouldn't think I would be that horny in my thoughts,huh guess that's my lack of better judgement self. Let's see how it goes tonight for round two, knowing that I'm conscious of my pervious actions
 
Llorrie said:
Hahaha if it were last night...it might have gone down
Pfft you should see what happens when i bust out my real accent
 
Holy shot I just took a 7 second pull, Ima a ducking God. Too bad I don't know where I am right now. Thank god for autocorrect because I spelt like 1 word right all day.
 
Llorrie said:
Haha, panty dropper no doubt!
I am reliably informed by one eastern European girl I once played L4D2 with that it's sexy
 

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