Multiple Settings (MxM, MxF, FxF, NoPairings) A bit of Fandoms, a bit of Original plotlings and a lot of prattling about myself

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Gossip here with a serious need for roleplays!

I'm freshly 27 years old and have been roleplaying in bursts since I was a young teenager. I can play both genders and am fond of NPCs in order to make livier plots, though I'm toying with the idea of taking NPCs on and off the main characters roosters for more dynamic storytelling. I'm most at ease with Medieval Fantasy and Generic JRPG-style settings, but I also enjoy horror, romance, scifi punk genres as well as alternate historical settings. I have a few things I dislike, like people pressuring me to write faster, furry or animal rps and romance with a hints of sexual harrasment or outright assault in them. Too much Angst make me roll my eyes and too much cheesy make me lose interest, but a good plot who don't take itself too seriously is golden to me.

I'm looking for someone who put up at least three good paragraphs a post with decent grammar and spelling and who is not afraid to chat with me, plot away as an equal partner and take on the occasional NPC workload in our stories. Someone patient and friendly as well as creative and easygoing is definitely a plus. Please be able to share your ideas and be at ease with playing both genders to the best of your abilities.

As far as Fandoms goes, I'm looking for:
PANDORA HEARTS - Anything goes with that one!
A plot involving a Shinra Bastard and a Turk with mainly OC characters from the Final Fantasy 7 fandom (knowing I got into this one mainly by fanfiction and may be innacurate)
Something involving Asura and Indra or their reincarnations from Naruto OR a slightly creepy romance of the Sasuke / Sai kind.
A Very Determined to Succeed water spirit stuck with a lazy ass seedling as a partner and that ends up bribing said seedling with various toys, sweets and using intricate child reverse psychology to get them to grow their oasis from Ever Oasis.
Very er... 'special' Malkavian trying to not fuck up the Masquerade by being too oblivious to their new human flatmate from Vampire: The Masquerade.
Kyouya / Tamaki from Ouran High Host Club
Pureblood all along!Yuuki / Why me!Zero from Vampire Knight

For original ideas and pairings I got...
A CRAVING FOR: Creepy cute, biopunk or Dark Fantasy plots:
Twin princes tearing each other apart for the throne.
Creepy-cute imaginary friend made real years after being forgotten by their creator that have very mixed and intense feelings about the latter.
Corporate Scientist becoming fascinated/obsessed with angry human experiment.
Spurned general besieging a noble's town after his feelings were rejected, somehow leaving the besieged noble to find a new appreciation to a lowly servant.
Otherwordly being becoming a penpal and eventual friend to an unsuspecting human (think Lovecraftian Horror here)
Adventurer / Monster Hunter x Long gone monarch turned to sentient statue state (this will be tragic)
Depressed and broke person being paid to take a serum that will merge them into a new version of a rich client's lost lover.
'Dumb' Delinquentx Walflower Honor Student

Not craving but interested:
Hurt Mermaid / Merman x Fishe(wo?)man
Bounty Hunter / Contract Killer x Crime Boss (Modern, Alternate Historical or Cyberpunk)
Prince / Princess x Enemy Knight (think in love with your carnage trope here)

More to come as they come to me!

NEW IDEA!
Notorious Flirt angers a magic user and gets cursed with only being able to say or write bad pickup lines. Enter Easygoing Guy/Girl who kinda digs it and add lots of back and forth groanworthy exchanges, a delighted flirt and an exasperated magoc user. Can be platonic, MxF, MxM or FxF. Also, you can totally blame M u n e for this craving.

 

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Still seeking!

 

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Looking in small corners and behind random furnitures!

 

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Looking! At! You!

Writing sample, for the picky:

Spoiler: Writing Sample (Intro Post)

The smells of cheap liquor and sweat was nearly pleasant after so many night spent being forced to its presence. The stench was now familiar… dare he say comforting after all those nights on the job. Oh, it was quite enjoyable as obligations goes, but it was still his duty, as laughable as someone like him having one of those, anyways.

A messy head lazily laid on a scarred but rather elegantly shaped hand as low lidded, smokey grey eyes swept slowly over the shady bar that their owner decided to ‘bless’ with his presence that night. Said male, pretty and scandalously dressed as he was, wasn’t an unknown entity to these parts. No, you see, Ralf Heinrich had quite the reputation among the drunks and the wretched of this city. Most recalled him being first seen around three or so years ago, and from that time on things had definitely taken a turn for the ‘interesting’ among these parts.

The reason was simple. For all his lackluster devil may care attitude, Ralf Heinrich had a secret; he was a Wrath demon, an ancient being thrown away like trash from Heaven to do as he would in the dark and sulfurous depths of Hell. If you asked him, that whole ordeal was shameful and hurt his pride quite a bit, but who cared what a wretched demon said if it’s not as a way to further condemn him, right?

Boyish features slowly switching to a rather impressive scowl, the demon masquerading as a male prostitute gestured to the barman, a bulky guy with a short temper, for another shot of his poison of choice for the evening before turning around his stool, cold eyes peering behind shoppy black strands with malice at his fellow patrons.

Yeah, yeah, he was a nobody to most and a monster to the rest; worthless to those who didn’t matter for shit anyways, so what? Coal coloured eyes alighting upon a satisfyingly vulnerable-looking victim, the demon snatched the drink offered to him by the man behind the bar and slid off his seat. A slow, deliberately slimy smile slid upon his face as he approached his next prey.

“Hey, ugly, looking for company?” He purred, batting his eyelashes at the poor guy who clearly tried too hard to appear ‘manly’; tattoos of naked women, oblivious steroids overuse and enough ‘musky’ type aftershave to make any normal human gag, let alone a demon with senses as developed as him. Clearly, this loser was an eyesore an needed to be punted out of existence as soon as possible. Which was good, since Ralf intended to do just that after making sure that the whole thing would appear as an unfortunate and tragic barroom brawl.

“Wha- why you little shit-!” Standing up and flexing, the behemoth of a man would’ve probably scared most, but when you were an immortal being specialised in deceit and violence… to be perfectly frank Ralf wanted to laugh and barely managed to turn the burst of laughter building in his chest into an amused snort - that seemed to incense his opponent even more which, again, was good in the demon’s mind.

Now grinning, Ralf was about to smash his alcool filled glass into the idiotic brute’s face when a burst of demonic energy (and was it an angelic aura he sensed?) distracted him long enough to take the first hit to his temple. Well, good attempt, but the human shell he wore had no true weakness, and the wrath demon didn’t even feel it beyond a dull thud near his sensitive ear. Now more interested in the increasingly violent show of power outside than the massacre he was so looking forward to earlier and knowing that all were too drunk by this time of night for his cover to be blown, Ralf merely kicked the guy before him (probably breaking his chin by the sound that made and the pain-filled yell that earned him). That done, he merely walked away and made out of the bar, every drunk giving him a wide berth after this simple but efficient show of martial supremacy. Tch… weaklings. No matter, his senses were now getting overwhelmed with angry, self-righteous angelic power.

Yeah, these bitches were always self-righteous. Probably not even drawing blood from their opponent too, the neat-freaks they usually were.

Stepping casually into the dark alleyway where most of the wayward energies were coming from, the demon was however not prepared to the spectacle that awaited him in the garbage littered and narrow passageway...

 

[Clairikins]

See, I had this idea a little while back:
You know that friend you can always message whenever something bad happens? No matter what she always has words of wisdom to offer, doesn't she?
When you were at your darkest, she was there just to put a smile on your face. She's too nice to be human... and she isn't.

She is your guardian angel, sent from above to form this contact with you, as thin as it is, just to keep you alive. You are destined for great things, but you have to live long enough first.

~~~~~

That's the basic idea, at least. Not much, but what if the angel has to come to earth? She hides her wings and assumes an age close to the human's, but she has little idea of how the world works besides what you've told her.
(Also, lesbians make this cuter.)

 

[Gossip]

See, I had this idea a little while back:
You know that friend you can always message whenever something bad happens? No matter what she always has words of wisdom to offer, doesn't she?
When you were at your darkest, she was there just to put a smile on your face. She's too nice to be human... and she isn't.

She is your guardian angel, sent from above to form this contact with you, as thin as it is, just to keep you alive. You are destined for great things, but you have to live long enough first.

~~~~~

That's the basic idea, at least. Not much, but what if the angel has to come to earth? She hides her wings and assumes an age close to the human's, but she has little idea of how the world works besides what you've told her.
(Also, lesbians make this cuter.)

PM me *_*

 

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Added new craving. The Delequent of CUTE pairing is also now a craving.