a major regina george and knows it. she's a fashion icon tbh, watch her walk into class with lace 554 louboutin heels without dying of pain. she finds everyone attractive and a major flirt. watch her crush hearts and her own because you know she's broken on the inside. an alcoholic in the making and ready to take over the fashion world, even edna mode is jealous of her designs.
noah is the dad of rosewood. he's the sweetest son of five and just wants all of the children. swears a l o t but that's bc he's extremely irish, says feck a lot as well. he's that one guy that believes in all of the reddit conspiracy theories that he reads online at 3am and is very into ghosts. also loves halloween ?? he's a big child tbh. also has no idea why he loves char he just does - @ him char. charkow.
major: social sciences
instagram: hollydays
twitter: hollydays
instant messenger: hollyyy
job: cashier at a clothing store
realistic fc: sage tullis
description: the most badass lesbian you'll ever meet probably?? TOTAL badass. will kick and punch anyone, anywhere. those karate lessons paid off. but will also protect anyone, especially herself. she keeps high walls and does everything she can not to get hurt, so she tries to never let herself be vulnerable. if she opens up to you or shows her weaker sides, it means she either really trusts you or she's really drunk. most likely the former, since she's not much of a drinker, or a party person in general because of her past party experiences. but other than that, she's a great friend. very trustworthy but brutally honest - but everyone needs a friend like that, right?
description: sad boi but fun boi. the guy you always want to hang out with at parties, but everyone knows he's not going anywhere after college. he'll probably still be working in a gas station when he's 30 and everyone else has families and stable jobs. but tbh he's extremely good with computers and can probably hack his way into anything so that sort of makes up for it. he sleeps around but the truth is he just wants to fall in love and find someone to appreciate and care for because he has so much love to give. also hella daddy issues but we don't have to talk about it. honestly just wants to love someone. some kids from his high school would tell you that rumor has it that he doesn't stick exclusively to girls, but who knows tbfh lets find out
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Echo doesn’t sugar coat shit. She has a hard time closing her mouth when it shouldn’t event be open in the first place. Echo has an itching for drama at any turn and honestly loves to be the center of attention at all times. She’s probably insane. She has a hard time expressing her true emotions and always wears a mask, if you will. Which is a contradiction in and of its self. She will come off as cold and harsh and honestly she doesn’t give a fuck about anyone or their feelings. Echo really just wants to have fun, get high/ drunk and make bad decisions. She’s a little off her rocker and she might be a psychopath but it’s all in good fun, really. [/div][/div]
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name: adam scott frederick
age: 21
grade: junior
major: herbology
instagram handle: adam.
twitter handle: adam.
instant messenger handle: adam.
job: drug dealer
who am i, how did this happen. anyway he's a drug dealer but he's pretty cool. won't sell you heavy shit if he thinks you have a shot at a future. incredible really, a dealer with a conscious. 10/10 would beat someone up for the right person. actually a sweet heart on the inside. never fucking shuts up, but if he did you'd want him to talk again.
name: poppy carina versace
age: 21
grade: junior
major: political science
instagram handle: poppyversace
twitter handle: pppy
instant messenger handle: versace
job: dj
lowkey fairy child? she's super soft and giddy. feminist af. 10/10 will destroy a man's ego in a hot second if he looks at her wrong. the sound of her heels is more powerful than th sound of a thousand dictators. did someone say uh fdt? it was her. stay woke bitches.
she's soft, she's chillin. she probably knows more about you than she should. lowkey gretchen wieners vibes? probably says fetch. got her nickname from the cricket in mulan lmao. yes cricket is her real name. she doesn't wanna hear your negative comments, she's all about positive vibes.
all about the positive vibes and the old school disney shows tbh. big optimistic and hella naive - don't break her heart or ukulele please. calling her a little ray of sunshine is an understatement and she will sue. doesn't really want to do law but wants to please her parents so there's that. give her candy and cats and she'll be eternally grateful.
......... eden buster ......... female ....... twenty one ........ sophomore
@lilbuster
major: psychology
instagram: lilbuster
twitter: lilbuster
instant messenger: buster
job: does being a sugar baby count as a job
realistic fc: jessica clements
description: an independent hoe who likes to have sex but knows her worth. her standards are high af but she still likes to party. she hoes around because she likes to but her top priority is money from older guys. yea, she's what you'd call a sugar baby and she's proud because she gets more coin than most of her friends combined. she's a strong independent woman who loves her mom and just loves girls in general (tbh who doesn't). she's a sugar baby to pay for college but she actually takes her studies very seriously and wants to be a child psychologist. prob doesn't want to be in a committed relationship because it would affect her "cash flow" but honesty who tf knows whats gonna happen
description: ur fav goth bitch who takes 0 shit no matter what. she's the captain of the "hard to get" team. probably has a Ph.D in giving the silent treatment. president of sarcasmland. sassy babe who speaks her mind sometimes but usually prefers to silently judge everyone around her. tries to blend in but it's hard when you have blue hair and do your makeup like a vampire. speaking of which, she might be a vampire. not actually, but she likes to make people think she is because of an experience in junior high when a certain graffiti art was drawn in the girl's bathroom of her sucking her crush's blood. she embraced the stereotype and lost a lot of friends but they don't know what they're missing out on because once you get to know her she's honestly hilarious and will shit talk anyone who wrongs someone she loves.
......... sebastian noble ......... male ....... twenty two ........ senior
@noblesebastian
major: english
instagram: noblesebastian
twitter: noblesebastian
instant messenger: seb
job: local newspaper editor
realistic fc: edison fan
description: a PURE boy. the DEFINITION of pure. he looks big and muscled and tatted up but deep down he is a pure boy who writes romance poetry about his feelings. also a shakespeare enthusiast so don't be surprised if he quotes it a lot. literally just wants to find a nice girl who he can cuddle and write poems for but doesn't have much luck. amazing sense of humor. definitely an animal lover and also a people lover. likes to see the best in people and is hardly ever negative. the most loveable person honestly like how tf has no one cuffed him yet??
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......... yao min ......... male ....... fourty-six ........ professor
@yao_min
major: psychiatry
instagram: yao_min
twitter: yao_min
job: psychiatry profesor
realistic fc: b.d. wong
description: another pure boy??? super passionate about his job and LOVES his students to death. they probably love him too. definitely the "chill" professor despite his age. supports his students no matter what. does your little sister have a soccer game tomorrow? invite dr. yao and he'll come. concert tomorrow night? dr. yao will be there to support you. literally adores his students more than anything else. the type of professor who will pick you up from a party if you're drunk and scared to call your parents (he's done it before... many times). a married and retired psychiatrist of criminal descent. he left psychiatry to become a professor at his alumni school, and it's the best decision he ever made.
name: chardonnay miriam gabanna
age: 19
grade: sophomore
major: astronomy (going for a phd tf)
instagram handle: char.gabanna
twitter handle: chargab
instant messenger handle: chardonnay
job: does she need one? no.
spoiled rich bitch. will ruin your relationship and not feel guilty. she has no soul i don't know why noah likes her? anyway she'll get better eventually she's just spoiled. someone should stop her. stab her maybe? idk just get rid of her. i hate her.
name: dr. sylvia aalders
age: 27
major: physics
instagram handle: sylviaaalders
twitter handle: s.aalders
instant messenger handle: she doesn't use the im
job: professor
she's a fucking doctor!!! in physics!!!! what an icon!!! also a hoe but. shh. anyway that's it i'm lazy i love her tho. she's like a mom but a cool mom. oh mY GOSH SHE'S REGINA'S MOM
name: charlotte jun zhang
age: 19
grade: freshman
major: film
instagram handle: lottalottie
twitter handle: czhang
instant messenger handle: charlottie
job: does being a youtuber count
she's gonna hunt for aliens til the day she DIES. they're out there you cynics. let her have this. she's really soft. she just wants to explore and be happy okay. very timid though she is so very scared of loud noises. highkey wants off the planet bc people are Bad. kind of lowkey terrified of everyone except roxas. i hurt her i'm so sorry.
so so angry. just a very angry scared person who finally managed to fix its relationship with its sibling to some extent and wants to keep them safe because they can't do it themself. only in college because of external pressures. hates its life a bit? kinda petty and sarcastic. blunt. doesn't trust people much less like them. has an excellent memory but a horrible sense of time. don't ask about its parents.
okay so. casper is like. this really sweet, very caring artistic babe who just. very much into people. constantly falling in and out of love with others. way too trusting and easy to harm really. very? sexual oddly enough??? a forgetful babe whose biggest love is art honestly. really romantic and neat. theyre not very smart and they are painfully aware of it but they try their best. entered college late because their parents had them convinced for a while college was for smart people doing something meaningful with their lives. very passionate and forgiving and loyal.
description: PUREST. the sweetest boy. the best friend anyone could ask for honestly. loves to make little gestures just to show how much he cares about people, like buying his friends gifts or sending them cute texts. honestly just loves it when people appreciate and love themselves and he wishes he could make everyone love themselves and be happy and confident. will probably be a motivational speaker one day for self love. he is the person who comments on everyone's instagram posts just hyping them up even if he doesn't know you. but he acts like he knows everyone - talking to him is like talking to an old friend that you've known for years. magical gay boy. dont fucking hurt him
terry came from a well off family where they could basically have anything they wanted, so they chose to take a shit ton of classes and get tutored and buy books and just learn. didn't do great in school and hung around with losers but they learned so god damned much as a kid. met rhode when they were young and rhode was younger, and the two have been really close ever since. they're still such an avid learner??? and they had these wonderful accepting parents? they're the only person out of their roommates that had good parents. they still call and say they love each other and all that jazz??? they unabashedly love their parents and i love them. also they're a furry. working on their fine arts PhD and they already have a masters degree in computer science.
Ember is probably the most strong and independent woman you will ever meet. She has a strong head on her so maybe that’s why she wants to become a therapist when she gets older. She will come off as cold but she doesn’t ever mean for it to be in a malicious way. She’s actually pretty friendly once you get to know her and is actually pretty open about her self and how she feels. She’s the type of person you can talk to and she will give you in biased advice. She knows what she wants (most of the time( )) and is very determined to get it. [/div][/div]
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Said you want a bad bitch, baby now you have it. Now you got a bad bitch, show me you can handle it. -- I'm getting lazier and finding songs to describe them better so here we are. Anyway, I wouldn't trust her as far as I could spit, mainly due to her inability to configure a stable moral compass that doesn't involve her sleeping with your significant other. She gets really attached easily though; the downfall of every friend with benefits that can't stand staying a friend for too long after being so emotionally invested. Distance is key, but it's a key she doesn't have and likely won't make a copy from somebody else. Marisol gives her heart in every encounter, yet wonders why it's so difficult to get dressed to leave in the morning when the rise and fall of a person's chest is so comfortable to lay over. Stop being so delicate in these ways it takes away your vibe, Christ. Just let her snap a picture to put in her journal of future regrets.
josie is kinda,, a fucked-up result. his parents were controlling, overprotective assholes who micromanaged every part of his childhood. they also kept him enrolled in a religious boys-only private elementary & high school (where he still somehow lost his virginity & developed a lot of freaky kinks). when josie left his high school, he left it without any basic life skills. now in college, he survives on instant ramen, watches youtube video tutorials for everything, & expresses his freedom by pulling dangerous stunts with drugs & sleeping around. suffice to say,, he's a sweet boy who's having trouble with learning self-control now that he's on his own for the first time.