Killerclown
Two Thousand Club
It was morning in San Francisco. The city's signature fog was covering the streets as people went out and about on their business, going to work, shopping, etc. It was a Saturday, so you did not have to go to school today. As people when about on their business, one man stood out from the increasingly growing crowds. It was a man wearing a red Nike jacket, blue jeans, and oddly enough, a clown mask. He was standing at the corner of a street, staring at a jewelry store. As the jewelry store opened up for the day, the man pulled out a walkie-talkie from his jacket and said into it," The store is open, tell the boss to get ready. But, make sure he doesn't do any funny business on the way." As the man waited for his boss to arrive, he pulled out a cigarette and lifted up his mask a bit, revealing his mouth, and proceeding to smoke the cigarette.
One of the employees of the jewelry store was cleaning the glass displays that held the jewels when he suddenly saw a bluish cloud of gas seeping into the store. The man quickly started to break down into a laughing fit as he fell to the ground, clutching his stomach as he did so. Suddenly, the door to the store opened, revealing a group of men wearing clown masks holding handguns. In the center of the group however, was a entirely different clown. While most of the clowns were obviously wearing masks, this clown looked like a legitimately real clown He had white and red make-up on his face, a red wig, a stereotypical clown nose, and a purple clown outfit. The clown looked at the laughing man and let out his own laugh as he said," Finally, someone in this city who knows true comedy." He then turned to his men and said to them," Alright boys, you can take all the jewels you want. I am going to have some fun in the back. As the men started to loot the store, the clown skipped towards the manager's office and sprayed more laughing gas into it. The clown then pressed his ear comically onto the door and heard laughter. The clown grinned and opened the door, revealing a hefty man in a business suit rolling on the ground, laughing uncontrollably. The clown then walked over to the man and said to him cruelly," Am I funny now, you jerk!?" As the clowns went about their business, they had no idea that their actions would summon the city's heroes.
One of the employees of the jewelry store was cleaning the glass displays that held the jewels when he suddenly saw a bluish cloud of gas seeping into the store. The man quickly started to break down into a laughing fit as he fell to the ground, clutching his stomach as he did so. Suddenly, the door to the store opened, revealing a group of men wearing clown masks holding handguns. In the center of the group however, was a entirely different clown. While most of the clowns were obviously wearing masks, this clown looked like a legitimately real clown He had white and red make-up on his face, a red wig, a stereotypical clown nose, and a purple clown outfit. The clown looked at the laughing man and let out his own laugh as he said," Finally, someone in this city who knows true comedy." He then turned to his men and said to them," Alright boys, you can take all the jewels you want. I am going to have some fun in the back. As the men started to loot the store, the clown skipped towards the manager's office and sprayed more laughing gas into it. The clown then pressed his ear comically onto the door and heard laughter. The clown grinned and opened the door, revealing a hefty man in a business suit rolling on the ground, laughing uncontrollably. The clown then walked over to the man and said to him cruelly," Am I funny now, you jerk!?" As the clowns went about their business, they had no idea that their actions would summon the city's heroes.
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