[Joke] Common rules of RPing

[Atom]

So a funny thread like this has circulated on the site I came from and I figured I'd make one here to see what funny stuff people come up with.


Simply make rules and keep in order lol


1. Though highly effective, using your dead RP partner as an anti grenade measure is not appropriate.

 

[Uncultured]

Oh...... I got a few


1. Never make Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie you're characters physical model


2. Never use your character as a blunt object for swinging purposes


3. Never sleep in an RP, some shit will go down when your character is napping


Here are some memes that might be a little off topic but still semi relevant.


My life

My explanation

Half of the people I've RPd with

Me

 

[J0ker]

My life

Fuckin' hell man. I've never finished one. Not one.

 

[Macaberz]

I've finished two! In four whole years, just two...


However, they were sequels to each other...and kinda bad in hindsight, but I had fun and all together I think we clocked in 200+ pages (and no oneliners). Yeah, I am proud of that lol.


@HunterJJ I am downloading those images for future use xD

 

[Mireille]

1. Do not be a Mary Sue


2. Do not use Mary sue as your character basis


3. What stays in RP come in Rp...switch that.


4 More to come.


I feel like these meme's speak my experiences perfectly


How RP is for me when doing it with an elitist.

How Romance Rps are

And this is me really enjoying an RP

 

[Dreadpool]

1. Never make a bio in a CS TBR (To be revealed). We all know it is never going to be revealed.

 

[Xander]

Hilarious.

 

[Deadkool]

When you think someone is going to be a really bad rper, but can't place you finger on why.


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When you're recruiting someone you know is a good rper to your new thread.

 

[Astronaris]

I really really wish to finish a roleplay with someone be it 1x1 or group seriously i bet it you would feel you just accomplished something in life.


WHEN YOU PUT FUCKING EFFORT INTO YOUR POST AND THE PERSON YOU"RE INTERACTING WITH POSTS A STUPID ONE LINER.


When everyone else posts in paragraphs and there is just this one guy who posts 1st person one liners.

And this is me really enjoying an RP

"Alright its midnight i have to sleep soon just gotta wait for one more reply...."


"Welp it's 9 AM"

 

[Ducky]

I now write all my posts on Google Docs first.

 

[Atom]

I now write all my posts on Google Docs first.

No no no


You know what's bad?


Tapatalk with bad data


Got a nice big post on the quick reply spot. Click reply. It sends. Pending....pending...pending....pending....pending....never stops pending! And once you click send it makes your post disappear so you can't copy it...you have to rewrite it.


THEN! Then you rewrite it, post in normal area rather than quick reply, it goes through, refresh page. It snagged your first post and they both are posted!!!


Ughghghghghghghghghghgh

 

[Deadkool]

 

[Deadkool]

Oh, uh, things, and, uh ,stuff, and, things. I'll probably resubmit an CS once some of my other rps die out.

 

[Oddess]

Totally describes the truth. At least my part of the truth lol

 

[Deadkool]

Trying to introduce your friend to roleplay like

 
Yes, tell me more about your personal life

Absolutely faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous

Behind the scenes at Game of Thrones

 
https://www.rpnation.com/threads/joke-common-rules-of-rping.80719/page-2#post-2645616

 

[White Masquerade]

I want to see more replies.