Akatsuki Watanabe
Unlucky Member
Are you tired of seeing those massive, fuel hungry, slow land yachts, or oversized SUVs moving around the streets, spewing carbon monoxide and other polluting greenhouse gases everywhere? Do you want a zippy, fun, cheap car that, most importantly, is good on gas?
Well look no further! We officially have the car for you! Introducing our all new model: The Bam Bam! It has a tiny, 0.8l straight twin cylinder engine, with AWD, driven by electric traction motors, rather than traditional driving axles, and a 4 speed automatic transmission! This means it is zippy, with quick acceleration, while still being great on gas! It is also a two seat coupe! It even has tiny wheels, with 4 lug nuts!
This tiny, zippy roadster promises to be as cheap on gas as it is to buy!
This kei car also has the engine mounted in the back, meaning that the front has room to store luggage!
It even comes with a 40 month warranty, complete with free maintenance, repairs, and complimentary car washes!
What are you waiting for!? Come down and check out the Bam Bam today! You shall not be disappointed! You may even take our brand new model for a test drive, completely free, on us!
Well look no further! We officially have the car for you! Introducing our all new model: The Bam Bam! It has a tiny, 0.8l straight twin cylinder engine, with AWD, driven by electric traction motors, rather than traditional driving axles, and a 4 speed automatic transmission! This means it is zippy, with quick acceleration, while still being great on gas! It is also a two seat coupe! It even has tiny wheels, with 4 lug nuts!
This tiny, zippy roadster promises to be as cheap on gas as it is to buy!
This kei car also has the engine mounted in the back, meaning that the front has room to store luggage!
It even comes with a 40 month warranty, complete with free maintenance, repairs, and complimentary car washes!
What are you waiting for!? Come down and check out the Bam Bam today! You shall not be disappointed! You may even take our brand new model for a test drive, completely free, on us!
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