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The Plot Bunnies are attacking!
"You know, I bet she's one of those paper pushers." Willson said. "Or one of those trying to get up by sucking someone's cock. Perhaps she just sucked the wrong one. Or filed something wrongly." He went back to polishing his rifle.
Namir snorted. "Dat all yuh t'ink about? Jookin'?"
"He doesn't know what 'jookin' means." Adam snorted and scratched his left shoulder right next to the metal border. He, like the other two, had ditched the uniform. It was too hot. It was too much hassle. Nothing would happen that would require a space suit. Besides, they had their guns at hand. That was all they would ever need.
Willson flipped them the bird. "I fucking know what jooking is! And yes, I think about sex all the time. I mean, if we're to suffer having a woman around then we might as well get something out of it. She probably isn't good for anything else anyway."
"She ta be wi scientist, show sum reespek. Got more brains dan you."
"I would if I could bloody well understand what you just said."
Adam rolled his eyes and propped his legs up on the desk. It was supposed to be a workdesk, but it was covered with bottles of beer, wrappers, weapons and weapon parts, ammunition, and a jungle of rolled up papers. It was no different than any other part of this little office and outpost of theirs. Whoever had the idea to put a single, small, lonely outpost right in the middle of the most crime ridden and dangerous part of space was either insane or a genius. Adam was leaning towards the former right now.
"She must have done something to be sent out here into hell." Willson got up and went over to their little fridge and took out three beers. He threw one to Namir. "No one choses this place of their own free will. Just look at us! We're practically criminals ourselves.... some of us actually are criminals. Cheers mate."
Adam caught the bottle thrown at his head and flipped the bird in return. "I get the damn job done, no? So stop complainin'." He opened it with a twist of his hand and chugged the cool liquid down.
Namir used the bottle opener to open his. "Wa a madda anyway? Wi cyan stop it. She a dead at first fight an' wi rid o' her. Simple."
"I'll drink to that." Adam raised his bottle.
Namir snorted. "Dat all yuh t'ink about? Jookin'?"
"He doesn't know what 'jookin' means." Adam snorted and scratched his left shoulder right next to the metal border. He, like the other two, had ditched the uniform. It was too hot. It was too much hassle. Nothing would happen that would require a space suit. Besides, they had their guns at hand. That was all they would ever need.
Willson flipped them the bird. "I fucking know what jooking is! And yes, I think about sex all the time. I mean, if we're to suffer having a woman around then we might as well get something out of it. She probably isn't good for anything else anyway."
"She ta be wi scientist, show sum reespek. Got more brains dan you."
"I would if I could bloody well understand what you just said."
Adam rolled his eyes and propped his legs up on the desk. It was supposed to be a workdesk, but it was covered with bottles of beer, wrappers, weapons and weapon parts, ammunition, and a jungle of rolled up papers. It was no different than any other part of this little office and outpost of theirs. Whoever had the idea to put a single, small, lonely outpost right in the middle of the most crime ridden and dangerous part of space was either insane or a genius. Adam was leaning towards the former right now.
"She must have done something to be sent out here into hell." Willson got up and went over to their little fridge and took out three beers. He threw one to Namir. "No one choses this place of their own free will. Just look at us! We're practically criminals ourselves.... some of us actually are criminals. Cheers mate."
Adam caught the bottle thrown at his head and flipped the bird in return. "I get the damn job done, no? So stop complainin'." He opened it with a twist of his hand and chugged the cool liquid down.
Namir used the bottle opener to open his. "Wa a madda anyway? Wi cyan stop it. She a dead at first fight an' wi rid o' her. Simple."
"I'll drink to that." Adam raised his bottle.