I'm a Weeaboo

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Heeeeeeeyyyyy guys. Some of you may or may not know me. If you do, great. If you don't, you'll find out soon enough. Anyways, I decided to make this thread because I'm a crazy person with a lot on my mind. I have no where to put my funny rants and amazing / depressing (af) quotes. "Why don't you put in a a Google or Word Document?" I have only a few words to tell you...


You're not Ellen so don't ask me questions ya slag.


Just kidding. I'm a piece of shit so don't take most of the things I say seriously. Wondering when I'm serious and when I'm not? When I'm not serious I: use emojis, don't end with correct punctuation most of the time, say 'LOL' constantly because I think everything is hilarious, say 'ew wtf no'. When I AM serious I: might ignore you, type / speak grammatically, have such snarky comebacks that will make you feel like you clubbed a baby sea lion, give you short replies. Okay, I'm generally only serious when I'm upset or feel wronged, which is very rare. It's hard for me to get mad at people unless they've done something really, really, really, really, really, reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly distasteful.


I'm also a very blunt person. I'm not blunt in a rude sense and if I come off that way, I apologize. It's just not in my book to go "Hey girl u is lookin' mighty fine in that whorific dress" when I really want to say is "Girl stahp u is lookin' like a bag of frozen sausage ready to be beaten by Christian Grey." Again, don't take a lot of the stuff I say seriously because I promise, PROMISE you I am not trying to make you cry (unless I'm writing angst because you can cry all you want for all I care lel). My personality is just... how do you describe a person with a personality like mine? Crazy psychotic cat obsessed bastard who likes tea and coconut cream pie way too much? Nah...........


Okay! That's pretty much me in a nutshell and how my purpose for this is absolutely nonexistent. I will take inquiries, questions, but not advice because I'm not a freaking therapist. If you think I'm giving you relationship advice, you're funny. HAH. Plus, RpN is not a place to get advice from people, just saying. I mean have you met some of the people? cough @Mortem @AbstractAnnabella @KaoriMei cough

 

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That moment you log on the website and realize the title is centered like ew wtf or nah???

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B L A C K F R I D A Y A D V E N T U R E S

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I swear to you, I pulled an all nighter last night. My friend and I went into the city around 8PM and didn't get home until 8AM this morning. I have no idea how we did it, but we did. The sad thing though is that we literally bought nothing. We should have because we'll be college students the next time Black Friday rolls around and while there'll be deals, we'll be too poor. Sad day.


Okay, we actually bought SOMETHING. Onesies. Yes, onesies. She bought a giraffe and I bought a panda. We even walked around the mall at 6AM with our hoods on and got told off by the security guard to take the hood off. Like jerk or wtf? We made friends with the entire Zumiez group work crew too. LOL.


Also, when I saw the logo was fixed, I literally cried in joy.


The end.

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