Humor I found a random can of pineapple

[MellowYellow09]

Hi, so earlier today I was hunting for my lunch. By hunting I mean looking in all the normal food places.

Nothing in the oven cabinet.

Nothing in the fridge.

I open the pantry door.

BAM!

Random can of pineapple.

I didn't even know we had any! Being straight up. I wanted it so I asked my mother.

SHE SAID YES!

I love pineapple... so much.

but wait...

I made a drink outta the juice. And when I went to grab something for the drink, a glass fell on me.

It shattered on my chest. I'm fine... but bro..

I told my mother that and all she said was "Good Lord"

So yeah, that was my day. How was yours?