Multiple Settings How weird am I (rp ad, also trying to bump up forum post count)

[Shadow Servo]

So i wanted to do an rp where the you would be a bacteria, id make you grow, you'd infect me, and your clones would infect items, like medicine, reversing the effects, anything i do makes me sick, especially eating eggs, the virus infects my cpu (im a machine) and hypnotises me into making sure i love the taste, i make potions and crystals to boost the infection, the infection never spreads but mutates my dna, pleasurably at that, its a weird little rp idea that if you wanna try, anybody can join, 1 on 1 preferable but not required.

ill be my pfp except anthro