Sunstone
This sentence is false.
it's super simple, just ask your the target this question.
"Wagwan piffting wots ur uber discount code"
"Wagwan piffting wots ur uber discount code"
Humor How to pick up girls/guys works 100% of the time
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Simple
New Member
You called?
Is this the way I can 100% seduce you? :-)
Is this the way I can 100% seduce you? :-)
Hall Kervean
Two Thousand Club
Color me seduced.
PretzelR
Do Not Eat The Pretzel
It's easy to pick up girls and boys. Heh, I'm a brofessional at this.
Whenever you would pick up girls or boys just remember this... You don't flirt to woo them (at least not yet), you need to get in their good side first. Make sure your flirts can be classified as a smooth joke and most of them time you might get punched in the shoulder so good luck with that.
Whenever you would pick up girls or boys just remember this... You don't flirt to woo them (at least not yet), you need to get in their good side first. Make sure your flirts can be classified as a smooth joke and most of them time you might get punched in the shoulder so good luck with that.
Simple
New Member
I can confirm that the easiest way to seduce me is to drive me places and feed me, this advice works perfectly.
Sunstone
This sentence is false.
Wagwan piffting wanna share uber discount codes?
Communist
Making Marx proud since... Never
This.
Elucid
Pearannoyed
"Yes , your right that is my wallet and yes it's is filled with monopoly money"
Communist
Making Marx proud since... Never
"I got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?"
Corrosion
ur lite fades awey
"Ayy bby, u want sum fuk?"
Saccharine Cyanide
One part sweet, two parts poison
1. Bend your knees slightly
2. Put your arms firmly around their waist
3. Slowly extend your knees while keeping your back straight
Congratulations, you've just picked up a guy or a girl. : D
2. Put your arms firmly around their waist
3. Slowly extend your knees while keeping your back straight
Congratulations, you've just picked up a guy or a girl. : D
welian
#BlackLivesMatter
I prefer the fireman carry.
Axel The Englishman
The Holy Crusader
welian
You mean when you put them over your shoulder. That may look like an abduction to anybody passing by.
welian
#BlackLivesMatter
Its a fantasy of mine. A big strong alien to take me off this planet...
Axel The Englishman
The Holy Crusader
Yep. Definitely an abduction.
billthesomething
Four Thousand Club
i call my style of Seduction The Pepe Le Pew
Zombocalypse
Quintessential Badboy
I used to kiss girls' hands. It worked. lol
AThiefOfSpades
HSS Fandom Rep/Pun Bun/A Friendly Face
Walk up, through your arm around shoulder, shout "dibs" lol
The Gunrunner
Elder Member
kibou
ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ
Some wonderful flirting ideas from my co-worker:
*Slap them in the face
*Slap their phone out of their hands
*Joke about how ugly they are, and then ask them out to prom
*Slap them in the mouth
*Tell them how nice accidentally touching their ass was
*Slap them in the kidneys
*Ask them about their sexual history
*Slap them with food
*Find out where their house is
*Just keep slapping them
It's guaranteed 100% to get you a gf/bf and if they tell you they're going to break your nose it's their way of playfully flirting back. Although some may play hard to get (yelling at you to fuck off, avoiding you completely, not responding to your comments) you just gotta have faith in the method and keep at it. Sooner or later you'll have a gorgeous fiance!
*Slap them in the face
*Slap their phone out of their hands
*Joke about how ugly they are, and then ask them out to prom
*Slap them in the mouth
*Tell them how nice accidentally touching their ass was
*Slap them in the kidneys
*Ask them about their sexual history
*Slap them with food
*Find out where their house is
*Just keep slapping them
It's guaranteed 100% to get you a gf/bf and if they tell you they're going to break your nose it's their way of playfully flirting back. Although some may play hard to get (yelling at you to fuck off, avoiding you completely, not responding to your comments) you just gotta have faith in the method and keep at it. Sooner or later you'll have a gorgeous fiance!
Cross
Word Assassin
Tell them you practice dark magic and then ask if they want to trade Pokemon cards.
Zombocalypse
Quintessential Badboy
Seduction is a very beautiful game. But it's only for those with a frivolous heart. Or at least, it should be that way. Because the ones who take it seriously can get destroyed by it. And also, it takes a very very special person to be a good seducer.
I'm one of them.
I'm one of them.
