West
BBcode Apprentice
Hello, my name is West, at least as far as you are concerned. I will be here through this difficult time in which you are striking out into this unforgiving world you have decided to join.
First off, disclaimers!
Disclaimer 1 - This is my introduction.
Disclaimer 2 - I am not a staff member at the time I am creating this. Foreshadowing?
Disclaimer 3 - I am fairly sarcastic so take things with a grain of salt. Or two. Maybe even three. I don't want you dropping dead on my watch though.
Disclaimer 4 - I love lists slightly more than you. Keep that in mind.
Now that we have that out of the way, let's get down to it. Put on your best David Attenborough impersonation, because this is going to get wild! Or relatively tame, but that's not a big deal.
The wild West begins his introduction through first creating a list to divert the reader's attention away from the fact he is not very important here. Don't make him angry or things might happen in six or seven month though!
He appears to be... Oh god the humanity! He isn't taking this seriously at all! Somebody, please check his profile page for a more in depth explanation! I recommend we help wild Wests all over this website by taking a moment reflect upon what you are taking in.
Is this a clever way of explaining how little effort he puts into everything? Or is it something more? Something so obvious it becomes as subtle as your mild paranoia that I may be behind you at this very moment, leaving a note on your bed saying, "Your hair smelled very nice today..." or "I have the girl."
Anyways, that's me! I hope to see you around!
Website goals:
-Become your friend without joining a RP
-Join every RP you join
[dice]14583[/dice]
First off, disclaimers!
Disclaimer 1 - This is my introduction.
Disclaimer 2 - I am not a staff member at the time I am creating this. Foreshadowing?
Disclaimer 3 - I am fairly sarcastic so take things with a grain of salt. Or two. Maybe even three. I don't want you dropping dead on my watch though.
Disclaimer 4 - I love lists slightly more than you. Keep that in mind.
Now that we have that out of the way, let's get down to it. Put on your best David Attenborough impersonation, because this is going to get wild! Or relatively tame, but that's not a big deal.
The wild West begins his introduction through first creating a list to divert the reader's attention away from the fact he is not very important here. Don't make him angry or things might happen in six or seven month though!
He appears to be... Oh god the humanity! He isn't taking this seriously at all! Somebody, please check his profile page for a more in depth explanation! I recommend we help wild Wests all over this website by taking a moment reflect upon what you are taking in.
Is this a clever way of explaining how little effort he puts into everything? Or is it something more? Something so obvious it becomes as subtle as your mild paranoia that I may be behind you at this very moment, leaving a note on your bed saying, "Your hair smelled very nice today..." or "I have the girl."
Anyways, that's me! I hope to see you around!
Website goals:
-Become your friend without joining a RP
-Join every RP you join
[dice]14583[/dice]
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