jasmyn
Elder Member
"Life is much more fun in the fast lane..."
Josephine Bennett
Josephine Bennett
@JosieCat has set status to:
"It's time-to-get-so-fucked-up-that-we-forget-our-names o'clock."
@JosieCat has set outfit to:
Little black dress but more fun.
@JosieCat has set location to:
Apartment >> homecoming.
@JosieCat has interacted with:
Trevor.
@JosieCat has tagged:
ohdittoh
How did Josie get here? Where even was here? She heard people talking in the distance but the voices were muffled and she couldn't quite make out the words over the music. Wait, where was that music coming from?
Jo forced her eyes open, blinking a few times until the world around her came back into focus. Shelves? Books? What was she under and...ew, was that gum? Rolling out from under the disgusting table Josie struggled to her feet. Her hands flew down onto the hard, wooden surface as she caught herself from falling and glanced at her surroundings. How had she ended up in the fucking library? And what happened to her shoes?
Somehow without falling flat on her face, Josie managed to take a few steps to where her phone was...taped to the wall? Weird. She peeled the tape off of the device clicked the side button to make it light up. It didn't take her long to decide that there was no use in trying to make out the time. It didn't really matter what time it was anyway. Jo was ready to go.
Preferably before she puked up whatever cocktail she'd mixed in her stomach or ran into her ex while she was in the wrong state of mind to be dealing with him.
So, she made her way out into the hall and stumbled down to the big metal doors, feeling the chilly Los Angeles breeze on her face as she emerged from the building. "Big Berthaaaaaaa, where are youuuuuuu?" she drunkenly called out. That was definitely not the name that he had chosen but Jo could never really remember the actual name. Besides, knowing him it was probably not as fun as Big Bertha. What? It was a GOOD name. He said no to the Mystery Machine but she was pretty sure that one was only because he wasn't down for the paint job she offered along with the name.
Her bare feet danced against the cool concrete as she drunkenly wandered the parking lot in search of her roommate. After what Josie was convinced was three hours but was really like twenty minutes, she finally spotted the van. It was crookedly parked near the biggest palm tree in the entire parking lot which instantly made Jo facepalm.
DUUUUUH. BIG BERTHA, BIG PALM TREE. She had totally meant to remember that so she could remember where the van was. How could she not remember to remember so she could remember? Ugh.
"Oh my goooooood. I thought that I was gonna have to walk home and between us, I would not have made it," she started to ramble as she slid into the passenger seat and pulled open the glovebox to reveal yet another joint Jo had tucked away for the night.
As she lit it, she tried to tune into what her best friend was ranting about but it was hard to keep up. From the sound of it the night had gone super wrong and it had to do with Ash? That much she had heard, at least. Registering all his angry Irish "fecking feck fecks" was waaaay to much brainpower for a cross-faded Jo, okay? She was doing her BEST.
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Had Jo made it to the apartment? Yes, by some miracle. Had she made it to her bedroom? Not a chance. Everything was spinning and Jo was honestly trying to focus on keeping the contents of her stomach...well, in her stomach. She nodded and made some attempt to give Trev advice about his fiasco with Ash but he'd be a fool to listen to her in this state of mind (or any state of mind really) anyway, so.
"What the fuck, Trevor."
There was no mistaking that voice, Jo could've picked it out of a lineup. In a matter of seconds, her cousin had barged in demanding answers for Trevor's driving. How did she even know about that? "WOOOOOAH, CHARRRRR. HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? ARE YOU PSYCHIC NOW? DID YOU FALL INTO SOME GREEN RADIOOOOO SLIME? I WANT SOME," the small girl leaned up from her position on the couch but instantly regretted it since it put her that much closer to hurling.
DO NOT PUKE. CHARLIE WILL KILL YOU IF YOU PUKE.
Once Josie recollected herself, her eyes moved to the couch beside her but to her dismay, nothing was there. "Heeeeeeey, where is cheese? Does anyone have cheese?" Jo questioned, looking around for the small plush turtle toy she was referring to. Don't even bother asking where it had come from because truth was, no one could answer. It sorta just appeared one day on their couch and Jo declared his name was cheese and that was that.
Now he was their apartment pet. Well, at least Josie considered him such since Charlie wouldn't let her get a reaaaal pet. She was pretty sure that she was the only one who fed him though which was like totally irresponsible of her roommates, right?
"IF SOMEONE LEFT THE DOOR OPEN AND CHEESE GOT OUT, I AM GONNA BE SOOOOO FREAKING PISSSSSED," Jo slurred, croutching down to look under the couch. As she stood back up, Trev was zooming past her and Charlie was spinning on her heels following after him and yelling out for him to come back.
Where they playing hide and seek or tag or something? How dare they not even ask her to join. "Guyssssss what the fuck, I wanna play too. I'm like soooo good at this game," she said as if she even knew which of the two they were playing. She started to pursue after them but her foot got caught on something and before she knew it her face was inches from the hard, cold wood.
"HEY! I FOUND HIM!!!" she called out loudly, cuddling the small toy from her position on the floor. Her eyes traveled over when she noticed a pair of shoes by the door...ones that had legs attached to them. "Oh, Linnnny," she greeted him, waving as pulled herself up to her feet again. "Have you met Cheese?" she questioned, holding the turtle out for him to see.
Jo forced her eyes open, blinking a few times until the world around her came back into focus. Shelves? Books? What was she under and...ew, was that gum? Rolling out from under the disgusting table Josie struggled to her feet. Her hands flew down onto the hard, wooden surface as she caught herself from falling and glanced at her surroundings. How had she ended up in the fucking library? And what happened to her shoes?
Somehow without falling flat on her face, Josie managed to take a few steps to where her phone was...taped to the wall? Weird. She peeled the tape off of the device clicked the side button to make it light up. It didn't take her long to decide that there was no use in trying to make out the time. It didn't really matter what time it was anyway. Jo was ready to go.
Preferably before she puked up whatever cocktail she'd mixed in her stomach or ran into her ex while she was in the wrong state of mind to be dealing with him.
So, she made her way out into the hall and stumbled down to the big metal doors, feeling the chilly Los Angeles breeze on her face as she emerged from the building. "Big Berthaaaaaaa, where are youuuuuuu?" she drunkenly called out. That was definitely not the name that he had chosen but Jo could never really remember the actual name. Besides, knowing him it was probably not as fun as Big Bertha. What? It was a GOOD name. He said no to the Mystery Machine but she was pretty sure that one was only because he wasn't down for the paint job she offered along with the name.
Her bare feet danced against the cool concrete as she drunkenly wandered the parking lot in search of her roommate. After what Josie was convinced was three hours but was really like twenty minutes, she finally spotted the van. It was crookedly parked near the biggest palm tree in the entire parking lot which instantly made Jo facepalm.
DUUUUUH. BIG BERTHA, BIG PALM TREE. She had totally meant to remember that so she could remember where the van was. How could she not remember to remember so she could remember? Ugh.
"Oh my goooooood. I thought that I was gonna have to walk home and between us, I would not have made it," she started to ramble as she slid into the passenger seat and pulled open the glovebox to reveal yet another joint Jo had tucked away for the night.
As she lit it, she tried to tune into what her best friend was ranting about but it was hard to keep up. From the sound of it the night had gone super wrong and it had to do with Ash? That much she had heard, at least. Registering all his angry Irish "fecking feck fecks" was waaaay to much brainpower for a cross-faded Jo, okay? She was doing her BEST.
-----
Had Jo made it to the apartment? Yes, by some miracle. Had she made it to her bedroom? Not a chance. Everything was spinning and Jo was honestly trying to focus on keeping the contents of her stomach...well, in her stomach. She nodded and made some attempt to give Trev advice about his fiasco with Ash but he'd be a fool to listen to her in this state of mind (or any state of mind really) anyway, so.
"What the fuck, Trevor."
There was no mistaking that voice, Jo could've picked it out of a lineup. In a matter of seconds, her cousin had barged in demanding answers for Trevor's driving. How did she even know about that? "WOOOOOAH, CHARRRRR. HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? ARE YOU PSYCHIC NOW? DID YOU FALL INTO SOME GREEN RADIOOOOO SLIME? I WANT SOME," the small girl leaned up from her position on the couch but instantly regretted it since it put her that much closer to hurling.
DO NOT PUKE. CHARLIE WILL KILL YOU IF YOU PUKE.
Once Josie recollected herself, her eyes moved to the couch beside her but to her dismay, nothing was there. "Heeeeeeey, where is cheese? Does anyone have cheese?" Jo questioned, looking around for the small plush turtle toy she was referring to. Don't even bother asking where it had come from because truth was, no one could answer. It sorta just appeared one day on their couch and Jo declared his name was cheese and that was that.
Now he was their apartment pet. Well, at least Josie considered him such since Charlie wouldn't let her get a reaaaal pet. She was pretty sure that she was the only one who fed him though which was like totally irresponsible of her roommates, right?
"IF SOMEONE LEFT THE DOOR OPEN AND CHEESE GOT OUT, I AM GONNA BE SOOOOO FREAKING PISSSSSED," Jo slurred, croutching down to look under the couch. As she stood back up, Trev was zooming past her and Charlie was spinning on her heels following after him and yelling out for him to come back.
Where they playing hide and seek or tag or something? How dare they not even ask her to join. "Guyssssss what the fuck, I wanna play too. I'm like soooo good at this game," she said as if she even knew which of the two they were playing. She started to pursue after them but her foot got caught on something and before she knew it her face was inches from the hard, cold wood.
"HEY! I FOUND HIM!!!" she called out loudly, cuddling the small toy from her position on the floor. Her eyes traveled over when she noticed a pair of shoes by the door...ones that had legs attached to them. "Oh, Linnnny," she greeted him, waving as pulled herself up to her feet again. "Have you met Cheese?" she questioned, holding the turtle out for him to see.
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