Mitch Conner
The Strongest Creature
"Goodness gracious!", Paria said as Alaric handed her what was, judging by the name of the stall, a stick of authentic Iowa-style deep-fried butter. Picking it up from the tray, she stared at the dubious, corndog-esque foodstuff with poorly-hidden disgust. Clearly, what had outed her as a lady was aiming far too high with the spam comment.
"Well, it certainly looks...", She squinted and inspected the dripping stick of brownish batter from all sides, "...edible..?"
She wasn't sure what had led the young man to believe she could chew food, but it seemed impolite to bring that up when he had been so gracious by not burning her at the stake and also buying her this... food? Food. She made a short show of sucking on the the salty, mildly disgusting batterbutterstick like a popsicle before turning her head back to face the boy, doing her best to fake a smile. It was a disastrous failure.
"I've, er... I've never had something like this before. It's quite... something."
Every fiber of Paria's being demanded she change the subject as far away from food as humanly possible, lest this child inflict something even more disgusting upon her.
"So, er, ah... why do you call yourself a deliquent, exactly? You have already arrived for the first day of school, have you not? Correct me if I am wrong, but I do believe that gives you a thus-far perfect attendance record, yes?"
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