Kylesar1
This is my loudest bork
Guild of the Desperate: Odd Jobs to Live
Down on your luck, eh? Need a bite? Well, come take on one of these jobs. You may be cutting some elderly widow's lawn, you may be escorting a princess in secret. You may be babysitting a child, you may be stealing an invaluable relic. With King Richard wanting to prevent shady people from entering the capital city, we are the Serviceman Guild, who take on all the unofficial help wanted ads, with the only rule that clients MUST offer gold for our services. Anything more is icing. This guild is known to be a bridge to becoming a high-knight, or a member of one of these prestigious guilds. If you want to earn reputation in this city and those around us, join this Guild......
In this guild, you are in direct service of the King, working directly with the King's Court, aristocrats, and everyone on the hierarchy from the heirs to the throne down to anyone who can afford our service, and incorporates nearly anyone near or far
Assuming genuine interest, a small sigil activates on the note, and more words scrawl on the note, now a blueish glow about them, definitely an attempt to hide it from anyone who weren't genuinely interested. Maybe it was the King himself
............Screw this
No seriously, join this guild. We're suffering here. We're short-staffed and over-piled with request after request. The King is pissed and he'll have our [leadership's] heads if we don't get this backlog figured out........if we're not dragged through the city streets by rope tied to an ass first. The folks are dissatisfied because King didn't think things through and shifted his dumb decision-making onto our shoulders. WE are just easier scapegoats
Help us out here. There's no way you're strong enough to join one of these Guild of high-class adventurers and king's men anyways. At minimum, you're guaranteed gold. We can guarantee you a never-ending flow of gold. The amount varies, but DAMNIT you didn't come through these doors because you're set to retire. You came in because you're one missing meal away from becoming a test dummy for the King's Knights (which ironically pays more because it carries a high risk of death)
Once we deal with all this small fry, we can get to the big stuff. Once we're a proven Odd Job guild, we can do bigger and more large-scale stuff. WE JUST NEED HELP!!
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