Fantasy Freelancer Files (Red vs. Blue)

[Assailant]

And I'm the Fullmetal Alchemist. I beat Father after he swallowed God.

Too bad you had to sacrifice your alchemy in the end. You only beat Father because everyone else weakened him for you.


*Voldemort rises*


IIIIIIIIII CCCCCCCOOOOONNNNTTTTTRRRRROOOOLLLLL EEEEEEVVVVVEEEERRRRRYYYYTTTTTHHHHHIIIINNNNGGGG!!!!!

 

[Mysterion7514]

Too bad you had to sacrifice your alchemy in the end. You only beat Father because everyone else weakened him for you.
*Voldemort rises*


IIIIIIIIII CCCCCCCOOOOONNNNTTTTTRRRRROOOOLLLLL EEEEEEVVVVVEEEERRRRRYYYYTTTTTHHHHHIIIINNNNGGGG!!!!!

Yeah, well at least I'm not a pipsqueak like you.

 

[Assailant]

Yeah, well at least I'm not a pipsqueak like you.

Well, you'd be bigger if you drank your milk.

 

[Mysterion7514]

I just found this.

 

[Mysterion7514]

Well, you'd be bigger if you drank your milk.

I WON'T!!! I HATE IT!!!! YOU'RE SOUNDING LIKE WINRY!!!!

 

[Assailant]

I WON'T!!! I HATE IT!!!! YOU'RE SOUNDING LIKE WINRY!!!!

YEAH WELL MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE SHE HAS A POINT!!

 

[Mysterion7514]

YEAH WELL MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE SHE HAS A POINT!!

I HATE IT!!!! Plus I'm taller than her now.

 

[Assailant]

Whatever. You'll always be a pipsqueak tiny dwarf runt in my book.

 

[Mysterion7514]

Whatever. You'll always be a pipsqueak tiny dwarf runt in my book.

Wait.... what happened to everything that we woke up?

 

[Assailant]

Wait.... what happened to everything that we woke up?

Oh.


*world is burning*


Right.

 

[Mysterion7514]

Oh.
*world is burning*


Right.

Well, I'm going to bed. You can handle it, right?

 

[Assailant]

Well, I'm going to bed. You can handle it, right?

I mean, they're kind of my undead army. I can totally...


wait...


Ok, so I CAN'T control them...

 

[Mysterion7514]

I mean, they're kind of my undead army. I can totally...
wait...


Ok, so I CAN'T control them...

Well, you're screwed.

 

[ryanpk200]

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At the rate things are going, I wouldn't be surprised if this happened.

 

[Assailant]

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At the rate things are going, I wouldn't be surprised if this happened.

Seriously, it's like every day it's someone new.

 

[Assailant]

I just woke up at 1 AM, and for some reason I thought it was 6 AM.


Now I'm dressed up in nice clothes, showered, and cleaned, and I have to wait five hours.

 

[Mysterion7514]

I just woke up at 1 AM, and for some reason I thought it was 6 AM.
Now I'm dressed up in nice clothes, showered, and cleaned, and I have to wait five hours.

That happens to me at least once a month.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

Well, Hunt doesn't seem to be active on this site anymore.

Hunt is too busy to do any RPing right now, on any site.

 

[Shadowborn Omen]

And dayum you guys got chatty over the past couple of days. I don't get on much anymore but that's impressive.

 

[Mysterion7514]

[QUOTE="Shadowborn Omen]And dayum you guys got chatty over the past couple of days. I don't get on much anymore but that's impressive.

[/QUOTE]
We got bored.

 

[Wintermute]

Impressive indeed.

 

[Wintermute]

YOU'RE WRONG!!
IT'S* ASSAILANT!

Dude there are so many assailants on skype

 

[MockingXbird]

@MockingXbird
Let's see what happens.

I have been summoned?

 

[ryanpk200]

I have been summoned?

Dead Space is free on Xbox. That's all.

 

[Assailant]

I have been summoned?

Hey Mock, long time no see.