Other Favourite video game quotes?

[Communist]

Simply post your favourite video game quotes and tell us whose character from which video game said that.

"Go back to hell, you ugly piece a' shit." - The Security Guard from BrainBread 2

 

[Negative Zone]

Spoken by Kaine from Nier, a game I absolutely adore but was never able to finish and unfortunately don't own anymore. I... need to pick up Automata soon.

This is literally the first thing you hear upon loading the game and it made uh, one hell of a first impression about what sort of game I was getting into.

 

[Communist]

Spoken by Kaine from Nier, a game I absolutely adore but was never able to finish and unfortunately don't own anymore. I... need to pick up Automata soon.

This is literally the first thing you hear upon loading the game and it made uh, one hell of a first impression about what sort of game I was getting into.

... I should play that game sometime. That quote alone sold the entire franchise/series to me.

 

[MISTER UN. 0W3N]

"Come at me, Clown Shoes!!!!" - A Demon in Persona 5

 

[Hall Kervean]

 

[MilkTeaCandy]

Basically the entirety of this scene

 

[Hagbard Celine]

"I ain't got time to play with myself."

Duke Nukem upon finding and activating a Duke Nukem arcade game.

 

[Monde]

"How can someone with such a big, smart brain get hypnotized like a little bitch? Huh? Oh, Shadowlord! I love you Shadowlord! Come over here and give Weiss a big sloppy kiss, Shadowlord! Now pull your head out of your godddamn ass and start fucking helping us!"
- Kainé [NieR]

 

[Count Gensokyo]

"You'll make a fine rug, cat." -Bandit when addressing a Khajit player character, Skyrim

"Khajit has wares...if you have coin." -Shady Khajit businessman, Skyrim

"Genocide is just another game~" -Yuuka Kazami, Touhou 5: Mystic Square

 

[adrian_]

"To survive the wolf must chew off it's own leg, do it, Reck!"

- Battlefield 4 Campaign

 

[Windsock]

Spoiler: Armored Core tho

Let me tell you a story. About a time long ago when the world faced destruction.

God wanted to save mankind, and so he reached out to help. But there were some who did not accept God's offering. They intended to destroy the order God sought to create for mankind.

God was confused; why did man not want to be saved?

"Some people just don't like being told what to do."

Perhaps that is true. But, God wanted to rescue mankind. So he decided to root out the dissidents, and slay them.

They say it was called a 'Dark Raven', a harbinger of death that left a trail of destruction. This is a true story. My ancestors saw it; with their own eyes.

They saw the coming of the first Dark Raven.

"Maggy... is that what you want to become?"

Perhaps... but more then that, I think...

I just don't want to face defeat again. Not to anything, or anyone!

Now it's time. Time for you to die!

 

[Sunstone]

0:30-0:50

 

[AllHailDago]

Mass Effect 2. Def my fave npc exchange

 

[Corrosion]

'The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it's gone. I mean, you may think to yourself that you're happy. But you don't really believe it. You focus on the petty bullshit, or the next job, or whatever. It's only looking back by comparison with what comes after that you really understand, that's what happiness felt like.'

- Kellogg, Fallout 4

'They say truth is the first casualty of war. But who defines what's true? Truth is just a matter of perspective. The duty of every soldier is to protect the innocent, and sometimes that means preserving the lie of good and evil—that war isn't just natural selection played out on a grand scale. The only truth I found is that the world we live in is a giant tinderbox. All it takes... is someone to light the match.'

- Captain John Price, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

'One sure mark of a fool is to dismiss anything that falls outside his experience as being impossible.'

- Farengar Secret-Fire, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

'I is scientistic.'

- Low Intelligence Courier, Fallout: New Vegas

'I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.'

- Every Skyrim guard ever

'Urrrrgggggghhhhhh...'

- Every Skyrim guard ever, after saying the aforementioned line

 

[Windsock]

Nobody gave the obvious answer yet? Fake.
"Yo buddy, still alive?"

 

[Birdsie]

 

[PanOtterPus]

"That's Mushy Snugglebites's badonkadonk. She's my main squeeze. Lady's got a gut fulla dynamite and a booty like POW!" - Tiny Tina (I enjoy pretty much everything she says) Border Lands 2

 

[Reinhardt]

"Disgusting."

Fire Emblem Heroes​

That, and:

"I've come up with a new recipeh!" - Final Fantasy XV

 

[PanOtterPus]

"I've come up with a new recipeh!" - Final Fantasy XV

"Huh? I could taste test for ya!"

 

[Sgt Gomez]

"You're pretty good!"

 

[Starving-Aristocrat]

"You exist because we allow it, and you will die because we Demand it." - Mass Effect One

 

[Kryukfel]

"Would you kindly..."
- Ryan from Bioshock

 

[Damafaud]

"Thank you Mario!
But our princess is in another castle. "
-Toad

 

[DemetrioMachete]

"I've got nothing more to say to you."
*pushes through window*
"How about 'goodbye'?"
-Mass Effect 2

"Hraaaaagh! Oreyaaaaagh! Come on! Over here you fiends! Perish, foul creatures! I am Siegmeyer of Catarina, and you shall feel MY WRATH!"
-Dark Souls

"Time to kick my ass."
-Injustice: Gods Among Us

"I will open up your chassis and use you all as a latreen!"
-Team Fortress 2

 

[Some1]

"You spoony bard!"
-Final Fantasy IV