DiamondJack
Most Call Me Jack
"Would you risk your life for one billion dollars?"
This was the question that reporter Chris Jones posed to his viewers, "We are only a few days away from Todd Felton's annual bloody game show 'The Holy Grail War' in which teams of 4 mages bring forth Humanity's greatest heroes to fight in brutal combat while wielding insane magical abilities. For people who are new to the competition let me give you a rundown of the rules. Each team summons 4 heroic spirits to fight on their behalf. A team is eliminated when each of their heroes have fallen. Heroes can be eliminated by either dying or by failing to protect their masters from being slain. The teams are not given each other's identity and are dropped in random places in LA. So armed only with the knowledge that there's twelve people trying to kill your Hero and the three strangers you're with are also trying to win a billion dollars. Each surviving member of the last team standing wins one billion dollars.'
Chris Jones offered a sly, cheesy smile l, "Stay tuned as our hidden cameras capture the whole thing."
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"Aren't you afraid they'll find out the Grail's true purpose?" asked a nervous secretary.
"No Hether, we've been over this," boomed Todd Felton, "The servants will not know that their wish won't be granted because I wished it so! I have had 7 wishes from the Grail! My competition can almost run itself, I just need one more wish and then God himself will bow to me!"
"Of course Sir," responded the Secretary.
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