Fantasy Fantasy pirates is dead

[RoseAstasia]

The eel dies anti-climacticly. A few seconds pass, then the eel starts shrieking again.

 

[Gabriel117]

Abigor feeds the eel through a meat grinder “I HOPE YOU THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT THIS IN THE AFTERLIFE

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“He might be just long and hard in the afterlife no thinking involved” jack said

 

[RoseAstasia]

Razor facepalms as the eel stops shrieking forever

 

[Gabriel117]

Abigor looks at jack”you really had to go there, didn’t you”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Yes I did” jack starts walking north

 

[Gabriel117]

Abigor drags everyone north too

 

[RoseAstasia]

Razor follows, “so, do we have any idea where we are going?”

 

[Gabriel117]

“NOPE!”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack stops “why does it look like we’re apprroaching Russia”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Why didn’t we just ask the guy that sent us where it is?”, Razor asks

 

[Gabriel117]

“WERE NOT” suddenly they’re in Japan

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Guys I can’t be in Japan, I used to be a man whore here we gotta go” jack said

 

[RoseAstasia]

“The hentai 8ball was your name, am I right?”, Razor asks

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“How do you know that ... did you use to be a client” jack said

 

[Gabriel117]

“I THOUGHT IT WAS THE BRONZE TENTACLE”

 

[RoseAstasia]

Razor gags, “my sister was, I think...”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Was it the ugly one” jack asks

 

[Gabriel117]

“MMMMMM SISTERRRRS”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Damn right abigor” jack said

 

[Gabriel117]

Abigor looks at razor “ARE THEY STEP OR HALF SISTERS”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Does it really matter abigor” jack said

 

[RoseAstasia]

“If you are talking about Skylar, no. And she actually isn’t ‘ugly’ by human standards. I actually think it was Joan. She was probably practicing her technique for attracting men of different types at the time.”, he looks to abigor, “technically all of my siblings only share one parent.”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“But she payed me for it” jack said

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Gotta start somewhere.” Razor says