Fantasy Fantasy pirates is dead

[Gabriel117]

Mephisto follows at a distance, unnoticed

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack abigor mactoff and razor stand in the sands of Egypt

Jack looks at abigor “do you even know where the entrance to his realm is abigor”

 

[Gabriel117]

Abigor perks up a little bit “NOPE!” He starts walking forward

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack follows “so we’re gonna spend days looking for something we don’t know what looks like or where it is”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Ugh... I hate sand... it muffles my senses a bit... like static? Or something...”, Razor sighs

 

[Gabriel117]

“YUP!”

 

[RoseAstasia]

A gigantic sand eel emerges from the earth, “SUP BITCHES!”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack looks at the worm “yo sand penis where Anubis be”

 

[Gabriel117]

Abigor hits it with the laser dildo

 

[RoseAstasia]

“What the fuck?!?” The sand worm looks at abigor, “why?”, it looks back to Jack, “wrong desert my boi”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“So gay sand penis” jack asks

 

[Gabriel117]

Abigor looks at the sand eel “WHERE TO SAND PENIS, OR THE BOOTYHOLE BANDIT SHALL STRIKE AGAIN!” He prepares to strike

 

[RoseAstasia]

The sand eel looks nervous, “I am directionally challenged and don’t have arms, but I think it’s that way”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack looks at him confused” I’m sorry but I think your a little too errect to point”

 

[Gabriel117]

“THATS SPECIFIC” he hits it again “POINT SAND PENIS, POINT WITH THY FACE”

 

[RoseAstasia]

The sand eel looks around nervously, “um, uh..”, it points in a random direction, “that way?”

 

[Gabriel117]

“Why so nervous, is it, HARD, to pick a direction” he hits it again

 

[RoseAstasia]

“I AM BUT A SIMPLE 37 MILE SAND EEL. ONLY MEANT TO SEARCH FOR FOOD. I KNOW NOT WHERE I GO, ONLY WHAT I DO.”, it starts to shriek loudly

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Abigor kill him” jack said

 

[Gabriel117]

Abigor shoves the laser down its throat

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I think it needs to be deeper” jack yelled

 

[RoseAstasia]

The eel swallows it and continues to the shriek. It lights on fire.

 

[Gabriel117]

“IM GONNA NEED THAT BACK” he pulls out another dildo “MEAT HAMMER FOR THE WIN!” He hit the eel again

 

[RoseAstasia]

The burning eel continues to shriek as it is reapeatedly hit

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Jack starts taking notes “I don’t know what’s going on just abigor beating an eel off”