Solemn Jester
Smiling God of Fools
& Mitsuki Yamada
The eldest Redd brother had been contemplating his strategy for procuring the most candy on this night of demons. He had to win the most candy. Even if it meant beating everyone else up and taking all theirs. Of course, he realized that the people dressed up today weren't real monsters. He could only make that mistake a couple of times before remembering. So he would be sure not to injure anyone this year. At least so long as they didn't give him a reason to.
Of course immediately upon entering the guild Tyson sought out his target. Leaving the group quickly, and without even a grunt to announce his departure. He immediately found a bowl filled with the sweet tooth-rotting treasure. He approached cautiously. Eyeing those around him, as if they were thieves preparing to steal his goal. Then he slowly reached for it, and as he did he was suddenly grabbed by someone from behind, this had caught him off guard. Which was impressive considering how careful he usually was. But it wasn't enough to stop him. He turned to grab the assailant's arm and flipped him over onto the table with a sickening crack.
~Moments earlier
Mitsuki was sitting around the party waiting for Dante with his goods. After "helping" him with his issue. Dante had agreed to get the undies of his fellow guildmates. Of course, Mitsuki wasn't a pervert. He didn't want them for anything in particular. Usually, he kept undergarments as a trophy of his past exploits with lovers long gone. But he also liked to pull pranks, and cause trouble. So he decided he would take them and think something up later...maybe he could sell Yama's undies for a hefty sum. The guy seemed popular enough. Although Mitsuki didn't see why. Sure he was handsome, kind, and more or less perfect. But perfection was a turn off for Mitsuki. He himself was basically the opposite of perfection. He was a weird little prankster with an addiction to love. So he didn't have any reason to keep them for himself. But while he was waiting he watched all the cuties arrive at the party.
One group, in particular, caught his attention. A group of two men, some girls, and a...Cowboy dragon? Oh well, Mitsuki had seen way weirder...well...maybe. But the two men were particularly cute. Both seemed like the tough, bad boys. One was particularly tall, with fierce eyes that sent chills down Mitsuki's spine. Weird enough Mitsuki couldn't get a read on the guy. He seemed particularly closed off. Like a wall was hiding his true self. Of course, this only made Mitsuki more intrigued by him. He watched the giant walk towards a table with several platters of food on it. He assumed he was going to get something to eat. But the man seemed quite on guard. This made the traveling love maniac giggle.
So he snuck up behind him. Something he had always been a natural at ever since he was a little baby crawling around. He approached on the tips of his feet, almost floating towards the man. Then he held out his hands in a ghoulish manner, and went, "BOO!" Grabbing him around the waist as he was too tall to do much more. He had expected the guy to maybe jump, or give a bit of a scream. Instead, Mitsuki had his whole world turned upside down...literally. As the giant suddenly grabbed his arm and with almost insulting ease flipped Mitsuki onto the table with all the food breaking it in half.
"Ugh, you know next time you want me on my back you can just ask. Really, I don't mind." Mitsuki said with a groan, giving a weakened wink towards the man. Before realizing he was towering over Mitsuki with a very menacing glare. But to his surprise the man grabbed Mitsuki by the hand, something he took as a kindness."Well aren't you a gentleman! I mean, aside from flipping me. But I'll forgive that bit cuz you're a cuuuu-oooot-! Woah now gentle with the goods Hercules! I'm a delicate flower." Suddenly Mitsuki was pulled up by his left arm. The giant holding him like a ragdoll. Of course, he just fluttered his eyelashes flirtatiously in response."Well now that you've caught me watcha gonna do?" He teased in a flirtatious tone, still clueless about the situation. Either that or he didn't care much.
Tyson wasn't sure what to think about the pretty boy mummy. He seemed to be ok after the slam other than some minor injuries, and he had to have quite the sneaking abilities. He must have been an enemy spy. Tyson's thoughts were confirmed when the mummy started trying to seduce him. Tyson scowled and lifted his free hand up to the mummy. Suddenly lightning crackled to life, encasing his arm in a red stream of electricity. He slowly inched it closer, and closer to the mummy. Just stopping at his face."Candy?" He asked to which Mitsuki blushed, "I mean I've been told I'm very sweet and can be bad for people if you get too much of me. So I guess you could call me candy." He said holding his face with his free hand and blushing.
"No! Where is the candy? I know you're hiding it. I'll get it all, and win the night. Tell me or I'll shock you until your heart starts back up." He warned, causing Mitsuki's blush to suddenly turn into a sick pale color. Seemed he was finally getting the picture."Wait for what? Candy? I have no idea what you mean. I'm not even a member of this guild. Come on now you wouldn't want to hurt a delicate cutie like me, would you? I mean it's just candy. Come on please, NOT THE FACE!!!" Mitsuki screamed covering his face with his free hand as Tyson impatient with the Mummies nonsense began to move his hand closer to the mummy, who was now using his feet to push off the giant's chest and trying to free his arm from the giant's grip."FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS BEAUTIFUL SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THIS LUNATIC!" He yelled still pulling. Hoping someone would come to his aid."Surely Dante will save me, right? My golden boy! He'd never let me get fried by this big brute! Come on Dante! Save your prince! I believe in you!" Mitsuki thought with a hopeful teary-eyed smile on his face, as he was beginning to slowly accept his fate.
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