Slop
Elder Member
Augur's unflinching composure as the room around him turned, twisted and morphed afforded him a similarity to the off-centered eye of a storm. Sincerely unimpressed, he remained seated in a cross-legged position and his neck maintained its craned position as he continued to drown out the silent cacophany of whispers around him in his own mental voice.
Bloody hell is this a turn of events; could've sworn this was one of those Imperial mass executions we hear so much about. Would've been ironic, no? Can't tell if the old man would have laughed at or whipped me for dying the same way he did. Both, I'd gander. In hindsight, I'm not sure having us embark on a cult-extermination party as a suicide squad is any better than getting shot down like some wild animal there and then. Anyway, I can't tell if they're merely trying to get rid of everybody in this room or genuinely that desperate to take down this supposed cult, and basic deduction yields the conclusion that I'm fucked either way. I'd make a break for it, but I dare bet my well-deserved painless death that neither these Imperial scumbags nor.. outlaws.. or whoever the hell they are would let me. I'm used to escaping underground cult lairs and basements, not Guardian-infested Imperial Guild Halls.
*sighs*
Welp, it's well past my rent due date, I can't afford another month's pay at the villa, and I sure as hell am not staying at an inn. At least it wasn't a kidnapping this time. Maybe they're not too bad. Just kidding, fuck Imperial scums.
Augur snapped shut the leatherbound tome he was reading ere storing it in the modestly-sized dimensional portal he had just produced and paused his internal monologue. A soft flutter reverberated throughout the hall as he uncrossed his legs and stood up, lightly patting his robes. The same portal then ejected into Augur's hand a stunningly decorated walking cane whose peculiar handle gives away its ulterior function before closing.
Message
"Thanks for the pep talk, really. Never before have I felt so inspired. Now, drop the bullshit and be honest with me; is the Empire really that short on staff or are you just trying to send us out on a suicide mission? If this is supposed to be an execution, I humbly request that you just blow me up right here and now, or wherever you so please. I won't struggle, you have my word. I'll even open up a portal to oblivion for your corpse-disposing convenience. Also, I like that tounge of yours. Do you drink?"
Bloody hell is this a turn of events; could've sworn this was one of those Imperial mass executions we hear so much about. Would've been ironic, no? Can't tell if the old man would have laughed at or whipped me for dying the same way he did. Both, I'd gander. In hindsight, I'm not sure having us embark on a cult-extermination party as a suicide squad is any better than getting shot down like some wild animal there and then. Anyway, I can't tell if they're merely trying to get rid of everybody in this room or genuinely that desperate to take down this supposed cult, and basic deduction yields the conclusion that I'm fucked either way. I'd make a break for it, but I dare bet my well-deserved painless death that neither these Imperial scumbags nor.. outlaws.. or whoever the hell they are would let me. I'm used to escaping underground cult lairs and basements, not Guardian-infested Imperial Guild Halls.
*sighs*
Welp, it's well past my rent due date, I can't afford another month's pay at the villa, and I sure as hell am not staying at an inn. At least it wasn't a kidnapping this time. Maybe they're not too bad. Just kidding, fuck Imperial scums.
Augur snapped shut the leatherbound tome he was reading ere storing it in the modestly-sized dimensional portal he had just produced and paused his internal monologue. A soft flutter reverberated throughout the hall as he uncrossed his legs and stood up, lightly patting his robes. The same portal then ejected into Augur's hand a stunningly decorated walking cane whose peculiar handle gives away its ulterior function before closing.
Message
"Thanks for the pep talk, really. Never before have I felt so inspired. Now, drop the bullshit and be honest with me; is the Empire really that short on staff or are you just trying to send us out on a suicide mission? If this is supposed to be an execution, I humbly request that you just blow me up right here and now, or wherever you so please. I won't struggle, you have my word. I'll even open up a portal to oblivion for your corpse-disposing convenience. Also, I like that tounge of yours. Do you drink?"
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