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Several hundred years after the discovery of fast, efficient space travel, the human race has achieved their goal of not only exploring and fully charting their entire galaxy, but also coming across several other galaxies in the process. With the discovery of more habitable planets, other intelligent races and societies, and additional ways to improve their technology, things have gone quite well so far.
As of now, humanity has made excellent progress in their attempts to extend diplomatic relations with the four intelligent races they've come across, and they're well on their way to establishing a peaceful alliance before continuing onto the exploration of other galaxies.
You are an ambassador from the last race the humans have begun diplomacy with, and you plan on visiting one of their planets in order to gain a better understanding of their behaviors and culture before deciding if you're really on board with a friendly alliance, rather than remaining neutral.
What race does the ambassador represent?
A. The ZNAIDRI, a reclusive insectoid race known for their similarities to... scarabs? Other insects? They were originally overlooked due to their tribal nature and lack of an upright stance, and it's only been a couple years since a way to translate their language has been developed.
Znaidri are born with combat instincts. They can use their sharp front appendages to tear through soft objects with ease. While they are unable to carry things with anything but their mouths, an experimental prosthesis is currently being developed to get past this issue.
B. The DRAKIR, a cold-blooded race of green reptilian beings that have been pictured by humans as quite similar to fantasy creatures such as dragons or the Geico gecko. It could go either way, as studies have shown them pointing towards one or the other in equal amounts.
Drakir are capable of surviving in environments with little to no breathable air (underwater, in space, etc.) for up to an hour or two. They also have the most humanoid appearance of the four races.
C. The VRYNNEL, a part-artificial, part-organic race that are entirely grey, with visible cyan 'veins' of energy all around them. Without other races to mimic the appearances of, they are merely shifting shapes of organic and inorganic matter.
Vrynnel have the innate ability to mold themselves to look like anything, but they can also take on a less solid shape if it would assist them in getting through narrow spaces and holes.
D. The OURON, a huge race of rough, rocky creatures that stand much taller and wider than a human being. They possess the ability to quickly adapt to the conditions of any planet they visit, both in appearance and internal function.
Naturally, the Ouron can withstand the most intense conditions and still come out fairly pristine. However, the humans haven't been fully prepared to accommodate 9-foot tall hunks of rock yet.
E. Select a random race. If you'd rather skim through everything, you can just select race based on which one has your favorite color or coolest sounding name, but if decisions are hard or you prefer random chance, this is the option for you!
race: vrynnel | background: pilot | diplomatic trait: patient
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