Everyone is John - A Game for Three or More Horrible People!

[ThaDruid]

GREETINGS and SALUTATIONS, terrible people of the world!​

If you are here, then your thinking bits must have been stimulated by my ingenious and strategic placing of words in the title. Or perhaps you already know the wonderful game that is Everyone is John, and felt like playing. Either way, you are welcomed to participate in this trainwreck of a show!

For those that have never heard of this game before, in Everyone is John each player takes the role of a voice in the head of some everydayman with obvious mental problems. The voices can represent anything, from "Vulf, the norse berserker" to "Billy Hill, the hillbilly", to "Dog, the dog". Each voice has three obsessions of varying difficulty and importance (more on that below) that they must satisfy to win, coupled two or three skills that they are particulairly good at. The voices will all have their own chance at taking control of our poor John, and using him to do their bidding.

If my words have kept your interest up, or completely horrified you, get acquainted with the rules, and speak your interest! I am looking for 3 to 5 players that will play as the voices, while I shall be the narrator of this terrible tale of madness and humor.

 

[Error 420]

GREETINGS and SALUTATIONS, terrible people of the world!​

If you are here, then your thinking bits must have been stimulated by my ingenious and strategic placing of words in the title. Or perhaps you already know the wonderful game that is Everyone is John, and felt like playing. Either way, you are welcomed to participate in this trainwreck of a show!

For those that have never heard of this game before, in Everyone is John each player takes the role of a voice in the head of some everydayman with obvious mental problems. The voices can represent anything, from "Vulf, the norse berserker" to "Billy Hill, the hillbilly", to "Dog, the dog". Each voice has three obsessions of varying difficulty and importance (more on that below) that they must satisfy to win, coupled two or three skills that they are particulairly good at. The voices will all have their own chance at taking control of our poor John, and using him to do their bidding.

If my words have kept your interest up, or completely horrified you, get acquainted with the rules, and speak your interest! I am looking for 3 to 5 players that will play as the voices, while I shall be the narrator of this terrible tale of madness and humor.

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Yes, please.

 

[Sir. Wizard]

Sounds simple and fun.

 

[KodomoYamiya]

god, yes, please god. i'm in.

 

[ThaDruid]

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I see we have reached our quota of voices! Wonderful.
For the time being, feel free to use this thread for whatever you want: brainstorming, shitposting, spouting gibberish, everything goes.
The IC, OOC and CS threads will be up sometime tomorrow.
Have a good day, horrible people.

 

[KAmber]

could i possibly play or is it full?
you did say three to five, and so i was wondering.

 

[ThaDruid]

could i possibly play or is it full?
you did say three to five, and so i was wondering.

Of course you can join! And there is still a spot open for an eventual fifth player.

Everyone, you'll have to excuse me for the delay. Unexpected happenings.
But, there is hope!
By which I mean, the threads are up.
It's going to be a wild ride, folks.

IC: Everyone is John!
OOC: Everyone is John! - OOC
CS: Everyone is John! - Characters

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[MonsterGlacier]

I've never done a dice rp before but I'd love to start and this looks super fun. Are you still open?

 

[ThaDruid]

I've never done a dice rp before but I'd love to start and this looks super fun. Are you still open?

Certainly! I posted the links to the thread somewhere up there. Make yourself a character, and join the madness!

 

[Gabe]

Alright, I'm in. i'll play a Voice that's set on making the biggest sock hoard you've ever seen. It'll be amazing.

 

[KodomoYamiya]

Alright, I'm in. i'll play a Voice that's set on making the biggest sock hoard you've ever seen. It'll be amazing.

thank god, we need normal voices!
as weird as that sounds...

 

[Gabe]

thank god, we need normal voices!
as weird as that sounds...

Did I forget to mention that those socks will be stolen directly from anyone on the street? Oh well.

 

[KodomoYamiya]

Did I forget to mention that those socks will be stolen directly from anyone on the street? Oh well.

strangely enough, that is not the weirdest thing we have as a voice.
we literally have Monotony and Imitation. i don't think socks can come close to the weird things that we came up with.

 

[Seahomie]

Is this still open? I would love to join as this would be my first dice rp!

 

[Error 420]

Is this still open? I would love to join as this would be my first dice rp!

Unfortunately, the OP flaked/abandoned/hadsomethingbettertodo. I'd love to host another game, and I have plenty of single-player dice RPs I could play with you to get you acquainted with it. PM me if interested.

 

[KAmber]

i'd do a game

 

[KodomoYamiya]

i'm up for another game if it becomes available!

 

[Darkest_Orion-02]

There be a possibility of another upcoming game?