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#BlackLivesMatter
Thursday, April 26, 2040
Time: 2:15pm
Weather: Sunny and windy
News: Social media is all abuzz after the latest episode of The Bellwether Review, a mediocre Annapolis-based talk show that people only started watching last year when a rumor went around that the host got a boob job and started wearing low-cut, translucent blouses on camera (it was true).
It’s hard to tell what people are more outraged about – that Stacy Bellwether is suing her plastic surgeon for “implanting a homing beacon that will summon extraterrestrial dragons to consume [her] soul”; or the fact that this week’s guest was a young man named Landon Brown, a self-proclaimed member of the Knights of Raguel with a stylish gray suit and dapper pseudo-hipster fauxhawk, who nodded sympathetically while listening to Stacy describe the sound of her breasts in avid detail, and wholeheartedly encouraged her to purchase his self-help book co-written by Raguel herself.
By purchasing this book and reading it, Landon suggested, Ms. Bellwether might uncover the truth within the truth and find a way to fight back this insidious takeover of this fine, God-fearing country by godless liberals and subhuman supers. And, if she felt so inclined, the Knights would be exceedingly grateful for donations to cover to the funerary costs of one of their own fine men, who lost his life in the line of duty while protecting innocent civilians from a rampaging thug who escaped the insecure Commonwealth HQ in Baltimore back in the winter.
Apparently the episode ended with Landon and Stacy handing out 75% coupons for brand-name tinfoil.
Agenda
After the jailbreak, things were crazy in Baltimore for several weeks - and they still are, to an extent. Most of the superpowered fugitives have been tracked down and recaptured by a combination of traditional law enforcement, Commonwealth, and vigilantes.
And, unfortunately, the Knights. It turns out, whoever is behind their marketing - probably this Landon douche who showed his face on live TV over the weekend - is really, really good at their job. Public opinion is still split on who killed the teenaged girl at Owens Mill Mall in January, if it was really the Knights who snapped that poor girls neck, or if they were trying to apprehend her peacefully after a shoplifting spree and it was the incompetent and overpowered buffoons at Facility 108 who caused the girl's demise.
The seemingly willful ignorance of the public (and the media, as always, portraying two opinions as equal in merit), however, appears to breathed a new sort of life into many students across the entire East Coast. Aegis enrollment figures have fallen slightly, but the proportion of incoming students who sign up to become Blue Card trainees has sharply risen. Even Commonwealth, in its own lumbering, bloated, bureaucratic hellhole style appears to be faintly optimistic, as Stoneface Scarlet has signed off on a temporary waiver for first-time registration of vigilantes.
This is probably, definitely, in no way whatsover, related to the fact that spring is when most Aegis facilities across the nation host their spring finals. It is complete and total coincidence that May is traditionally when Facility 108 has turned the entire shipyard into an elaborate obstacle course of doom, and forces outgoing students to run the gauntlet to prove their impeccable control and focus to the world at large.
"Hey, pipsqueak!"
Landon took his sunglasses off as he stepped into the warehouse, and took a sip of his venti soy extra hot no foam latte. The borderline-reflective the weird pale pastel goth girl was right where she usually was, up in the rafters trying to fix cables and other weird electrical shit while Dr. Whats-his-face yelled instructions at her from across the room, because apparently the budget for miniguns and grenades was more important than buying minutes on a TracPhone.
"I don't what the hell you put in these, but they worked. I totally got her number, too." He held up an orange plastic bottle and rattled it. Pastel Goth Bitch did not acknowledge his existence, but that was okay. She was creepy, and he still had nightmares about walking into the bathroom and seeing three identical soulless faces staring back at him.
He left, before anyone got any ideas about asking him any favors.
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