Another day, another dollar.
That was how it should be, but Dante audibly groaned as he looked at his drained bank account statement, standing outside by an ATM. ‘Barely enough to get a pizza.’ It wasn’t enough to get a pizza if he considered tip, and he would. “Maybe if I order from Big Brutus’s, they’re usually late, then I don’t feel bad not tipping,” that was a lie, he felt bad not tipping, but he mused about it aloud as he walked away from the ATM.
Of course, the money had gone to a fantastic investment: a Dance Dance Revolution arcade machine for his home-office, which still didn’t technically have a name, but hey! He could write off the expenses on his taxes, or at least, that’s what sold him on the idea when Enzo mentioned it.
Though he was beginning to doubt Enzo’s…understanding of taxes.
Not to mention his own.
That was a problem for next year. He’d only officially opened the business this year, after all, despite being in the demon hunting business for several years. The silver-haired half-demon was something of an expert on the subject.
Well, maybe not an expert, but his inhuman physique gave him an advantage over normal, human hunters, anyways.
As taxes ran through his mind, it was distracted with thoughts of just grabbing a slice from the convenience store near his home-office, when his cell phone began to ring, chiming with Enzo’s ringtone. Not that he really had too many others in his phone, but he still felt a need to give everyone their own theme song.
“Ah, hell,” he fished it out of his pocket and saw Enzo’s name, ignoring the looks he was getting from others on the sidewalk, “Papa Dante’s, how can I help?”
“Please tell me that’s not the name of the shop,” Enzo said.
Dante sighed, “No, still haven’t settled on one, but you gotta admit, that has a ring to it, right?”
He could imagine Enzo’s pained expression, “Look, Dante—”
“Papa Dante~,” he said in a sing-song, unable to help the shit-eating grin, even if a few of the looks his way became stranger as he continued his walk back to the shop.
“—do you want the job or not?”
His angry stomach said yes, “Yeah, yeah, what do you got for me, Enzo?”
“A demon was seen just within Paolotesta.”
“Isn’t that like, 5 hours away, and in ruins?”
“Yeah, all the more reason to check it out. Sounds like there might be a bit of an outbreak, demons using the cover of the crumbling city to mask their presence. Anyways, the client is paying $10,000 for clean-up—”
“—I can find a way for that—”
“—of which you’ll be getting $300—”
“Hey come on, I do all the hard work!”
“You owe me for wrecking my car, Dante.”
“You should have had it insured better,” Dante shrugged, but knew he couldn’t exactly argue it. Much, “Come on, at least a thousand, I just made a big purchase with the shop that was very important—”
“I know about the arcade.”
Dante clicked his tongue on the roof of his mouth, “I only have $12!”
“Fine. I’ll pay you $250, and buy you a bus ticket.”
Dante did argue further—but he ended up on a bus, with Rebellion packed up along with his guns in the undercarriage of it, waiting to get to Paolotesta, after numerous other stops. He didn’t arrive until 9 hours later, fueled on vending machine food, and no sleep, after walking from the neighboring town. At least once he stepped into Paolotesta, he didn’t need to hide his sword or guns anymore, though he left the carrying case on a not-quite destroyed park bench.
He'd need it to pack them back up on his bus ride back home.
He started to walk the city, whistling to himself – and to try and lure the demons out – when he finally heard the sounds of conflict. He didn’t bother to try and make a stealthy approach, but he ran towards it, skidding into sight of a conflict going on between a red-headed girl, and several gray-skinned, barely humanoid, cloaked figures with rusty weapons.
They were still faster than a human.
Still, obviously, demonic – and the girl was keeping up, but could probably use a hand.
Not to mention—
“HEY! Yoo-hoo~” Dante called out, stepping closer to the violence, “I’m here for a paycheck, and you are stealing it!” Demons started to turn his way, his red coat certainly eye-catching. He put a cheeky grin on his lips as he shifted his weight to one hip, “Not that I mind getting paid for doing nothing—”
Two broke rank to rush him, and he twirled Ebony and Ivory into his hands, and put a bullet between their eyes, barely taking a moment to aim.
~***~
The human world was a strange one to Eira Vanitas, as she sat in the back of a car, and watched the scenery fly by. It wasn’t entirely unfamiliar; as a youth, she’d gone about in the train, Montague. Of course, Montague used to fly through the human realm, once upon a time. When that connection had been severed, he went insane, and no one was able to ride in the train after that.
Humans had trains – but they were mindless things. Perhaps, that was how it should be. No risk of them going insane and becoming menaces.
Humans had cars, as well, akin to smaller trains. They followed roads instead of tracks, though they had the freedom to leave the road. That would not be happening, as the car came to a stop in what seemed an abandoned lot. “If you will follow me the rest of the way, Verity, the journey must be made on foot.”
It was not her name, but the name she had given Arkham, all the same, when he asked. She hadn’t lied – the demoness simply said it was what Arkham could call her.
She did not argue with his decision, but opened the door and stepped out, much as Arkham did. Sparda’s spellbook remained under her arm; she refused to leave it behind, just in case.
Arkham wore a thin, apologetic smile when the door shut, “My apologies that we must continue in such a way, Vergil has insisted upon this location.”
Eira did not speak words to accept the apology, only nodded her acceptance of the situation, and Arkham turned away to lead. She followed, of course – no matter how off-putting Arkham was, meeting this Son of Sparda was important to finding Sparda himself, and she would not let Ira’s death and dreams be in vain.
She would not let her home rot under Mundus.
‘All of this….’ A seething rage coiled within her as her silver eyes passed over the greenery, the thriving life, of the human world. Hell had nature – wild and untamed, as gradually, their path became. And yet, it didn’t feel half as alive. The wild nature of hell felt like it was fighting for its life, as much as the denizens of hell. Here, that nature seemed to pulse with life.
They even had the luxury of gardens, and trees in pots on city streets!
It was enough to make Eira want to bring it all down, rend it into pieces, but she knew, it wasn’t the fault of the humans. Sparda would hold the blame alone. She would direct her anger towards him, and towards Mundus. There was no need to involve innocents.
Not even Sparda’s son.
Gradually, the scenery shifted, from untamed wild life, to rocky ruins and…train tracks.
Eira paused at the sight of them, at the material which was not earthly, but demonic. She knelt, and placed a hand to the track that had once let either Montague or Tolentia run their course. Tolentia had been lost to the human side, of course – Eira doubted Tolentia still lived.
“Something the matter?” Arkham dared ask.
Eira let out a breath. She should be kinder to him. She was wearing clothing borrowed from his closet. He claimed his wife had worn it, but she was gone – Eira suspected in whatever incident ruined Arkham’s face. So Eira had been allowed to pick and choose what she liked from that closet. A simple, deep purple sheath dress suited the occasion, even if it was a bit large.
“Nothing,” Eira rose, brushing her burgundy hair back over her shoulder, “this place is tied to home, that is all.”
“Yes,” Arkham smiled, that shifty little smile of his, “As I have told you, Vergil would also see the realms combined, but he does not have your…first-hand knowledge or experience. He can only see it through places such as these, where the evidence of the fracture was. Do you know this place?”
Eira shook her head, “I never ventured to the human realm when it was connected,” she said, as gradually, the ruins took shape – the wreckage of what was a train station, though she wondered if Vergil recognized it for what it was as she came into sight of the man amidst the wreckage.
She stayed upon the overgrowth, where the tracks would have continued to run, but had stopped – likely taken for material, or rusted away, in this section – as Arkham approached Vergil. A stranger in blue, but Eira saw the resemblance to Sparda all the same in the silver hair, and in his face.
“My apologies for the delay, Vergil,” Arkham retained that apologetic, deferential manner, “allow me to introduce…Verity,” his pause suggested he was perhaps more than a little aware it wasn’t a true name, but nonetheless, he extended his hand her way as he bowed, more to Vergil than to her.
Regardless, she did not speak to offer a true name, intending to let Vergil offer the first word, as she assessed what sort of person she was dealing – a half human who wanted to bring hell here. She wasn’t sure if he was noble, an idiot, or something else entirely, but she knew she didn’t know, and that kept her guards up high.
Eira preferred to overestimate others.
It did her better that way, to overestimate, and expect betrayal, at every turn.
Hell taught her that much. For all she knew, Arkham brought her here to have her jumped, so he could steal the spellbook. He was overly interested in it, after all.
That was how it should be, but Dante audibly groaned as he looked at his drained bank account statement, standing outside by an ATM. ‘Barely enough to get a pizza.’ It wasn’t enough to get a pizza if he considered tip, and he would. “Maybe if I order from Big Brutus’s, they’re usually late, then I don’t feel bad not tipping,” that was a lie, he felt bad not tipping, but he mused about it aloud as he walked away from the ATM.
Of course, the money had gone to a fantastic investment: a Dance Dance Revolution arcade machine for his home-office, which still didn’t technically have a name, but hey! He could write off the expenses on his taxes, or at least, that’s what sold him on the idea when Enzo mentioned it.
Though he was beginning to doubt Enzo’s…understanding of taxes.
Not to mention his own.
That was a problem for next year. He’d only officially opened the business this year, after all, despite being in the demon hunting business for several years. The silver-haired half-demon was something of an expert on the subject.
Well, maybe not an expert, but his inhuman physique gave him an advantage over normal, human hunters, anyways.
As taxes ran through his mind, it was distracted with thoughts of just grabbing a slice from the convenience store near his home-office, when his cell phone began to ring, chiming with Enzo’s ringtone. Not that he really had too many others in his phone, but he still felt a need to give everyone their own theme song.
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit th—
Let the bodies hit th—
“Ah, hell,” he fished it out of his pocket and saw Enzo’s name, ignoring the looks he was getting from others on the sidewalk, “Papa Dante’s, how can I help?”
“Please tell me that’s not the name of the shop,” Enzo said.
Dante sighed, “No, still haven’t settled on one, but you gotta admit, that has a ring to it, right?”
He could imagine Enzo’s pained expression, “Look, Dante—”
“Papa Dante~,” he said in a sing-song, unable to help the shit-eating grin, even if a few of the looks his way became stranger as he continued his walk back to the shop.
“—do you want the job or not?”
His angry stomach said yes, “Yeah, yeah, what do you got for me, Enzo?”
“A demon was seen just within Paolotesta.”
“Isn’t that like, 5 hours away, and in ruins?”
“Yeah, all the more reason to check it out. Sounds like there might be a bit of an outbreak, demons using the cover of the crumbling city to mask their presence. Anyways, the client is paying $10,000 for clean-up—”
“—I can find a way for that—”
“—of which you’ll be getting $300—”
“Hey come on, I do all the hard work!”
“You owe me for wrecking my car, Dante.”
“You should have had it insured better,” Dante shrugged, but knew he couldn’t exactly argue it. Much, “Come on, at least a thousand, I just made a big purchase with the shop that was very important—”
“I know about the arcade.”
Dante clicked his tongue on the roof of his mouth, “I only have $12!”
“Fine. I’ll pay you $250, and buy you a bus ticket.”
Dante did argue further—but he ended up on a bus, with Rebellion packed up along with his guns in the undercarriage of it, waiting to get to Paolotesta, after numerous other stops. He didn’t arrive until 9 hours later, fueled on vending machine food, and no sleep, after walking from the neighboring town. At least once he stepped into Paolotesta, he didn’t need to hide his sword or guns anymore, though he left the carrying case on a not-quite destroyed park bench.
He'd need it to pack them back up on his bus ride back home.
He started to walk the city, whistling to himself – and to try and lure the demons out – when he finally heard the sounds of conflict. He didn’t bother to try and make a stealthy approach, but he ran towards it, skidding into sight of a conflict going on between a red-headed girl, and several gray-skinned, barely humanoid, cloaked figures with rusty weapons.
They were still faster than a human.
Still, obviously, demonic – and the girl was keeping up, but could probably use a hand.
Not to mention—
“HEY! Yoo-hoo~” Dante called out, stepping closer to the violence, “I’m here for a paycheck, and you are stealing it!” Demons started to turn his way, his red coat certainly eye-catching. He put a cheeky grin on his lips as he shifted his weight to one hip, “Not that I mind getting paid for doing nothing—”
Two broke rank to rush him, and he twirled Ebony and Ivory into his hands, and put a bullet between their eyes, barely taking a moment to aim.
~***~
The human world was a strange one to Eira Vanitas, as she sat in the back of a car, and watched the scenery fly by. It wasn’t entirely unfamiliar; as a youth, she’d gone about in the train, Montague. Of course, Montague used to fly through the human realm, once upon a time. When that connection had been severed, he went insane, and no one was able to ride in the train after that.
Humans had trains – but they were mindless things. Perhaps, that was how it should be. No risk of them going insane and becoming menaces.
Humans had cars, as well, akin to smaller trains. They followed roads instead of tracks, though they had the freedom to leave the road. That would not be happening, as the car came to a stop in what seemed an abandoned lot. “If you will follow me the rest of the way, Verity, the journey must be made on foot.”
It was not her name, but the name she had given Arkham, all the same, when he asked. She hadn’t lied – the demoness simply said it was what Arkham could call her.
She did not argue with his decision, but opened the door and stepped out, much as Arkham did. Sparda’s spellbook remained under her arm; she refused to leave it behind, just in case.
Arkham wore a thin, apologetic smile when the door shut, “My apologies that we must continue in such a way, Vergil has insisted upon this location.”
Eira did not speak words to accept the apology, only nodded her acceptance of the situation, and Arkham turned away to lead. She followed, of course – no matter how off-putting Arkham was, meeting this Son of Sparda was important to finding Sparda himself, and she would not let Ira’s death and dreams be in vain.
She would not let her home rot under Mundus.
‘All of this….’ A seething rage coiled within her as her silver eyes passed over the greenery, the thriving life, of the human world. Hell had nature – wild and untamed, as gradually, their path became. And yet, it didn’t feel half as alive. The wild nature of hell felt like it was fighting for its life, as much as the denizens of hell. Here, that nature seemed to pulse with life.
They even had the luxury of gardens, and trees in pots on city streets!
It was enough to make Eira want to bring it all down, rend it into pieces, but she knew, it wasn’t the fault of the humans. Sparda would hold the blame alone. She would direct her anger towards him, and towards Mundus. There was no need to involve innocents.
Not even Sparda’s son.
Gradually, the scenery shifted, from untamed wild life, to rocky ruins and…train tracks.
Eira paused at the sight of them, at the material which was not earthly, but demonic. She knelt, and placed a hand to the track that had once let either Montague or Tolentia run their course. Tolentia had been lost to the human side, of course – Eira doubted Tolentia still lived.
“Something the matter?” Arkham dared ask.
Eira let out a breath. She should be kinder to him. She was wearing clothing borrowed from his closet. He claimed his wife had worn it, but she was gone – Eira suspected in whatever incident ruined Arkham’s face. So Eira had been allowed to pick and choose what she liked from that closet. A simple, deep purple sheath dress suited the occasion, even if it was a bit large.
“Nothing,” Eira rose, brushing her burgundy hair back over her shoulder, “this place is tied to home, that is all.”
“Yes,” Arkham smiled, that shifty little smile of his, “As I have told you, Vergil would also see the realms combined, but he does not have your…first-hand knowledge or experience. He can only see it through places such as these, where the evidence of the fracture was. Do you know this place?”
Eira shook her head, “I never ventured to the human realm when it was connected,” she said, as gradually, the ruins took shape – the wreckage of what was a train station, though she wondered if Vergil recognized it for what it was as she came into sight of the man amidst the wreckage.
She stayed upon the overgrowth, where the tracks would have continued to run, but had stopped – likely taken for material, or rusted away, in this section – as Arkham approached Vergil. A stranger in blue, but Eira saw the resemblance to Sparda all the same in the silver hair, and in his face.
“My apologies for the delay, Vergil,” Arkham retained that apologetic, deferential manner, “allow me to introduce…Verity,” his pause suggested he was perhaps more than a little aware it wasn’t a true name, but nonetheless, he extended his hand her way as he bowed, more to Vergil than to her.
Regardless, she did not speak to offer a true name, intending to let Vergil offer the first word, as she assessed what sort of person she was dealing – a half human who wanted to bring hell here. She wasn’t sure if he was noble, an idiot, or something else entirely, but she knew she didn’t know, and that kept her guards up high.
Eira preferred to overestimate others.
It did her better that way, to overestimate, and expect betrayal, at every turn.
Hell taught her that much. For all she knew, Arkham brought her here to have her jumped, so he could steal the spellbook. He was overly interested in it, after all.