Elle Joyner
Fracturer of Fairytales
Ten days.
Ten days on the boat.
Ten miserable, stinking days on the rusted bucket of a ship. No land. No warmth of hearth and home. No bath. Surrounded by uncultured, uncivilized, dirty, drunken idiots. When Cressida’s father had first informed her of his plans to send her away for her own safety, she had hardly considered it would be in such disturbingly horrible conditions. And to top it all off, according to the ship’s navigator, a storm was brewing on the horizon, which meant they would be slowing their speed… again.
If it had not been unladylike or inappropriate, she might have screamed, even thrown something. Still, the news was hardly well received and she wasn’t remotely apprehensive to let the crew know her distaste. The trouble was, they had come to expect her pouting misery and had begun avoiding her, at all costs, and with no one to take her fury out on, Cressida was a loaded canon, ready to blow.
Eoin, nevertheless, couldn’t help himself. That morning, he had done a bit of fishing with the crewmen and pulled in more weed than food, but never one to miss a good opportunity, he’d found a use for the sea plants. Leaning against the bulwark, he listened intently as Cressida stormed across the deck, her slipper-shod feet making a slapping sound on the wet wood. He could hear the rustle of her skirts, two or three of them, swishing around her ankles, a ludicrous amount of clothing for someone who was meant to have been under cover.
“But we will be on the ship…” She had whined, when he’d addressed it before their departure, “I can start dressing like those common gutter spawn when we’ve reached land.”
Grinning to himself, Eoin listened intently as the door to Cressida’s cabin opened. She had demanded the largest on the ship and was offered the captain’s personal quarters to appease her wrath. It was for this and many other reason Eoin hardly felt guilty for his actions. He could hear the creak of the door, swollen from the salty sea air, hear those damnable slippers pattering onward and then, caught in the breeze, the tremendous scream of abject horror and she discovered the seaweed he had left, a loving gift, filling up what little space remained in her traveling trunk.
Doubling over, Eoin nearly burst with silent laughter.
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