CRAZY CLUB (NO sign up just be crazy as you want)

Sage just smiles," Mad I am," He tells her, a devilish look upon his golden face," But, what is madness truly without the sane to tell the mad who they truly are," He proudly claims. Then picks up the truffle, licking his lips. He stands up a bit straighter. He had been called many things from all over the realms. Mad, crazy, Sexy as hell, idiot, but none of them positive he had learned to brush it off. He was just different and others didn't approve of this," I will eat it," He says," But you have to make me a small promise." 
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Kim was relieved at the prince's answer. She straightened when he said he wanted to request something. "Of course. Whatever you need, my lord." She answered.
 
" Well my sweet. I want you to go traveling with me, as I leave for the Kingdom of Fire and there is also something else," He blushes fricking to ask this," Will you be my first kiss," He says this last part in a sudective voice, a single spark of nervousness in his eyes. But then he lets out a shallow laugh," I was just joking about the kiss part,"
 
Kim sighed in relief when the prince said he was joking about kissing her. That was fairly awkward. "Aye. I would be honored to travel with you." She replied. "And what of this girl?" She motioned to the girl who'd been in the hall. (She still didn't know her name.)


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Sage shrugged," She make come, as well in fact. You should all come," He claps his hands and Norman stands beside him," Norman pack my bags. We must get ready to go to the Land of Fire," He tells her.


"Right away," She replies to him, not giving him any royal nickname like my lord, or your highness. In truth Sage didn't like his Title,as prince," I shall pack your flaming boxers at once," She says and disappears. But Sage just smiles," When in Rome do, as the Romans do," He says aloud, patting Kim's head. A pair of dress pants appearing beside him. He slips them on.
 
"Adventure?" Maci's ear perked up as she ran towards the group of people. "Let's go!" She jumped up and down, wagging her fluffy tail happily and twirling around. Maci darted towards the door and sat by it patiently, scratching behind her ear and staring at the door with a big smile on her face.
 
"Okay, then. Might I ask what we will be doing there?" Kim asked. She'd just come from a big adventure, and was quite tired. But she was used to nonstop adventure. Besides, one does not simply turn down the request of a prince.
 
" Oh, well Euryale Queen of that realm has invited me their, something about our betrothal," He tells Kim, frowning when he mentions Euryale's name, as if someone had hit him with a pound of raw hamburger meat," I really hate that woman," He growls.
 
Maci paws at the door. "Let's gooooooooo!" She scrunches her nose and stands up, pawing at the door even more and frowning. "Come onnnnnn." She runs to Sage and rubs against his legs. "Let's goooooooooo~" She begs.
 
"You're marrying her? Why marry someone you hate? Or is she trying to force you into marriage? Like a creepy stalker girlfriend?" Kim asked as she searched her bag for her pet. His name was Kyle, and he was a rat. He usually stayed in her bag, but he was being unusually quiet. She soon found him, and placed him on her shoulder. "Don't you scare me like that again." She thought.
 
" Oh, my mother and her father had this set up before I was born. It is to stop a war, or something," He waves his hands in the air," I can't really disobey my mother can I," He says to her, still frowning. He sits down a throne of Ice appearing beneath his butt," I mean I can, but then something awful will happen like. It would rain," He lets out a small chuckle.
 
Avery closed her eyes as the prince came out again. Though he didn't seem mad at her for running. When they started to talk about an adventure, she perked up a little. Then she figured she should introduce herself now. "I'm Avery." She told the girl, she now knew as Kim. The conversation had turned pretty quickly and she could barely follow it.
 
Maci ran back to the door again. "Opeeeeen~ Please?" She said, trying to turn the knob with her paws and mouth. After about 10 minutes of trying to open the door she hissed at it and sat in front of it, glaring at it.
 
The magnificent Royal Knight Bailey Quilheart, had just came back from an adventure, that evolved a lot of slaying dragons(the usual) and quite frankly wanted change her dirtied black dress, it had too many burnt marks. She entered the tall castle but saw in the first hallway His Majesty,and a group of other strange people around him. "Your majesty!" she called out, worried that he may be in trouble.


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"Ah an arranged marriage." Kim nodded. She turned to Avery. "Nice to meet you, Avery. Things are getting interesting, eh? Strange. But interesting." Another girl soon came in the hall. She called out to the prince. "Ooohh." Kim thought to herself. "Another companion to aid us on the prince's voyage!"
 
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Sage smiles," Yes an arranged marriage. Complete with force, and bruises," He proclaim. Getting up from his portable throne, it melts once he is completely off of it, disappearing in a beautiful, blue swirl." We shall be leaving soon," Sage announces, stretching out his body, then stretching his leg," I HATE THESE PANTS," He screams on the top of his lungs. He quickly rips them off and stands there comfortably in his icy blue boxers, which if you were standing behind him you would see say " Bite Me" On the butt in big, black letter that have been bolded for emphasis, with very formal underline.
 
"Good. About the leaving, I mean. Not the bruises or the...pants." Kim said. "Speaking of which, what do you have against pants?" Kyle ran down her arm, and attached himself to her hand. She pat his head, then placed him back on her shoulder.
 
Caricon was flying on Heart coming to the human castle. In his hands he played with the paper. As Heart stopped over the human building Caricon unrolled the parchment.


On the behalf of the Elves and being everywhere.


We declare war against you and all of your humans.


Your pantsless rule has come to a end.


Signed Caricon King of All Elves.


He then jumped off Heart and landed right in front of the blue boxer wearer. He then pulled out his sword and the parchment. He then opened the parchment and read it his crown hanging on the other half of his ear.


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Sage frowns, " No that won't do at all, mostly because I am not Human. I am Fey," He tells he elf before him, quirking an eyebrow," But, really what did humans ever do to elf. That shall be the dreadful cause of this unnecessary war," Sage purs, yet there is an edge of ice to his voice. The air around them dropping 10 degress.
 
"Aye." Kim shivered. "Not another war." She thought. Her hand twitched. She rested it on her sword. "Where did you come from?" She asked the elf.
 
Caricon looked up, as Heart landed besides him (she is huge.) "I have nothing wrong with the humans only you," he said circling twirling sword. Once fully behind him he put the sword to his neck. "And my complaint will not last long." He then knocked the crown off of the Fey's head. Adjusting his own he cut him on the back of the neck before jumping on Heart and going to go rally his troops to destroy the Fey's kingdom. The only thing he left behind was the parchment stating that there will be war.
 

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