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Lovable Dark-side

I might be a scarf. Who knows?
Okay guys remember there is no plot, storyline, anything We makes this up as we go. Anything can happen we don't have to stay on one idea I mean One person Can be one thing then the next. We can create whole worlds then destroy it with a sneeze. In this Anything can happen.

(Get ready for some crazy)


 
Sage sits on his high throne, smiling like a goofus ready to get a nice punch in the face. He wore nothing, but his bright pink boxers and a golden neck tie. Which for anyone seeing him would be a pleasant sight, because he usually goes around in the nude.


He sighs his breathe freezing the jester in front of him," Thy does not please me," He tells the frozen man.
 
Avery was standing off to the side. When he froze the guy, she backed up a bit. She freaked out a little. She'd heard that he could do that, but she never thought she'd see him do it. She also hoped he wouldn't freeze her. If she didn't give him a reason to, she would be fine for now.
 
Sage looks to see a girl backing away," Hello Small child," He says jumping off his throne which was made out of golden pie crust for some reason, but then again he did change his throne once a day," What is your name," He calls out in a booming voice that shakes the room.
 
Avery felt a bit indignant when he called her a 'small child.' Though she was too scared that he'd pointed her out to say anything about it. "A-Avery." She told him, trying to stand up straight and not back away more at his booming voice.
 
" I COMMAND YOU DANCE, MY FAIR LADY!" He yells this making sure she heard him. For some reason he found people had bad hearing, or maybe they just ignored him. He shrugs, getting a little lost in thought. I wonder if we have any Cactus juice left. Maybe I could invite some over to drink some with me.
 
"Oh dear. A visitor at this hour?" Maci looked to the clock, remembering that this was when normal people were awake. She pranced down the hallway, skipping and humming a random tune as she did so. "Hellooo!" Maci called out, it was funny how nobody ever questioned her presence. She seemed like some stray pet that decided this was her new home, which wasn't far from the truth. As the girl smiled, the light caught the glimmer of her canine teeth. 'Maci, don't be so obnoxious, normal people hate that..' Maci thinks to herself as she stops her prancing a foot away from the two.
 
Sage sees the weird cat thing and picks it up with his foot, then passes it to his hands," Hello little darling," He greets her with a smile, stroking her eyebrows. He had notice her around before, just never this close up before," You are a very weird creature," He tells her quirking an eyebrow," In fact what are you thing," He asks, knitting his eyebrows together.
 
Avery looked down. Of course he would tell her to dance. "I, I can't dance." She told him. It was true, she had no rhythm whatsoever. She was scared as to what he would say to that. Stop being so scared. She told herself. It's not your fault you can't dance.
 
" I don't care. Dance weird child," HE comand, already getting ready to freeze her, but then sneezes and a elf flies out of nowhere," Norman why were you in my nose," The elf was about 7 feet tall and had very pointy ears. Her hair, long and flowing like black silk to her back.
 
"Me? I'm Maci-lynn!" The girl said, completely oblivious to the question as she looked to the other person in the room. "Hia!" She beamed, smiling and waving with a single paw. Maci was none other than a furry, if anyone couldn't tell by her extreme feline-like features. She jumps from the male's arms and curls up on the floor, purring and listening to the ground for footsteps. Weird habit of hers.
 
Avery backed up more. She didn't want to dance. She had prepared herself when he was about to freeze her. Growing up, she'd learned to control and create fire, but being frozen still wasn't a fun idea. Then an elf showed up. Avery wanted to run and saw her chance. So she ran, though she got confused in the hallways and got lost.
 
Kim walked through the hallways, heading for the throne room. She was tired. She'd just come back from a very long adventure in the Candy Plane, and the portal was down for a few days. So she was stuck there, eating nothing but candy. She looked down at her stomach. "Ugh. I'm going to need to go for a jog...maybe five." She looked at the bag she was holding. In it was the rare double chocolate truffle for the royals. Oi...


Suddenly Kim caught sight of a girl in the halls. "Hey, there! What are you doing here?"
 
Avery stopped when someone called out to her. She tried to think of something. "Um, I, well--" She looked down. "Leaving?" She tried. She didn't know why she was so scared about all of this. Technically she did nothing wrong.
 
"Where are you leaving to? There are so many portals in the castle. I just came from the Candy Plane, in fact. Maybe you'd like to go to the Wooden Plane? It's quite beautiful there. A whole plane, entirely a forest!"
 
Norman shrugs at Sage and turns away from him," Idiot man," She huffs before leaving to find the girl who has escaped from the Prince's presences.Her black hair falling gracefully to her back in waves of pure darkness. She leaves the room and enters the hall finding two girls," Hello ," She calls outs.
 
"Ah, hello!" Kim called back. "I've returned with the truffle!" She said triumphantly. "We must bring it to the prince at once! You there, girl! Come with us." Kim motioned for the girl she'd met to follow.
 
Avery was about to answer when the other girl showed up again. She didn't want to go back. Still, she didn't see a choice in it. So she looked at the ground and followed them.
 
Maci climbs a pillar, jumping from pillar to pillar. She slides down the last one with a large squirrel in her jaws, the squirrel was still alive, though. Maci was a vegetarian, what a weird diet for a cat. "Hia, Dorothy!" Maci smiled as she let the squirrel go. The squirrel scurried off into the vents of the palace, making the whole place smell like roses and strawberries. Then Maci pranced around the room, acting as if someone had just given her all the catnip in the world.
 
"What is your name?" Kim asked the stranger. "I don't know if I've seen you before. Where are you from? Why are you here?" She continued. She always had a nasty habit of asking a lot of questions. It nearly got her tongue cut off once.
 
Norman struts down the hallway feeling like a bottle of hot sauce. H.O.T. hot. She shakes her hips in a way that should be illegal and , lets the others follow her," I am Norman, and who are you peasant ,"She hisses the last word, with venom in her voice. Norman couldn't stand those who were below the noble family, or didn't have any high status at all.
 
"Hmmm? Oh, forgive me, but I wasn't speaking to you. I was speaking to her." Kim gestured to the girl she'd met in the hall. "And as for myself, I am the great Kim. Adventurer from the Crystal Realm! I have come to deliver the rare double chocolate truffle to the prince who resides here."
 
Sage hears his calling and magically appears ," I heard There was chocolate. I welcome you to my realm," He says holding out his arms to hug her. He soons envelops her in a tight embrace, also knows as a bear hug," I am Prince Sage ruler of the realm of Ice and water. THE KINGDOM OF RENYIARD," HE pronounces still hugging Kim.
 
Kim felt herself choke a little. It was from a combination of surprise and the air getting squeezed from her lungs. She struggled to get free, wriggling in every which way. She eventually fell to the ground. She stood quickly, presenting the truffle to the prince. "Your Majesty! I have brought you this rare truffle in the hope that you might eat it! It possesses great power, but too great! So much power could be used to destroy all the realms and planes! It must be destroyed! But as it is powerful, no mere man can eat it, or he risks his own destruction! Only one of royal blood may consume it, and you have been chosen for this task." She thrust the bag containing the truffle in the air, hoping he would take it.
 
" Question fair maiden," He quirks and eyebrow," Why have I been chosen for this great, but burdensome task," He pauses,flipping his hair out of the way," I mean Surely my dear there are many other royals who could have do this. I hear the Fire Queen Euryale has been searching for this type of truffle forever," He leans down grabbing her waist, pulling Kim close to his bare chest," So, why darling choose me," He flashes a devilish smile.
 
"Uh..." Kim felt herself blush. She cleared her throat, pushing herself away from the prince. "You see, all the other royals would definitely want the truffle, and while they are worthy candidates, they cannot be trusted. They could use it for evil, even if they'd intended to eat it at first. This truffle has a tendency to overpower the mind. Your mind, it seems to the gods, cannot be overpowered quite as easily because, well...you're quite mad my lord." She said, reluctant to say that last part. She was afraid of the prince's reaction.
 

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