Corrupt a Wish

[flowerblack227]

Granted, but you still couldn't outrun my gun.

I wish I had 9 million gallons of McDonalds Szechuan Sauce.

((Edit: that seems more sinister now that I see it made a new page lol))

Granted, but it gets delivered through your house pipes.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

 

[Dr.Nekoshu]

GRANTED!!! But you lack the Force abilities required to properly use said lightsaber. And within a day of having it present within your home, the original creator of it returns to take it back. And promptly does what Obi-Wan did to Darth Maul, slicing you in half in front of a conveniently deep unfinished basement.

I wish that I had the abilities of a Khajiit Monk who is a master of the Whispering Fang style.

 

[IFudgedUp]

Granted! But your name is Mai'que the Liar and no one believes you.
( sorry if I spelled his name wrong ))

I wish for rocket boots

 

[Tarmagon]

Granted. But your rocket boots malfunction on their first usage, sending you into low earth orbit without benefit of a spacesuit.


I wish for an eidetic memory.

 

[flowerblack227]

Granted, but somehow it only works when watching horror movies.

I wish I had been born 200 years into the future.

 

[IFudgedUp]

Granted, you are born a skeleton because the air is toxic.

I wish I had a gryffin.

 

[Tarmagon]

Granted, but somehow it only works when watching horror movies.

Awesome. I love horror movies!

IFudgedUp Granted! You are now the proud owner of a bad tempered, carnivorous gryffin which immediately has you for a mid-afternoon snack.

I wish for a dimensional breach to occur.

 

[God_himself]

Granted, but time and space corrupt and you die.


I wish for no more identity politics

 

[Tarmagon]

Granted. Humanity becomes a hive mind with no individual characteristics whatsoever, becoming an It.

I wish everyone was forced to speak in iambic pentameter.

 

[God_himself]

Granted. Humanity becomes a hive mind with no individual characteristics whatsoever, becoming an It.

I wish everyone was forced to speak in iambic pentameter.

I see no problem with that

 

[Impocractes]

Granted. Humanity becomes a hive mind with no individual characteristics whatsoever, becoming an It.

I wish everyone was forced to speak in iambic pentameter.

Your WISH will BE granTED by THIS perSON
But EVeryONE must SPEAK ShakeSPEARiAN

I wish that every time I take a step an American dollar bill appears in my wallet.

 

[DailyRoLord]

Your wish shall be granted, but every time you take a step, a ripped up American dollar bill appears in your pocket, instead of a whole one.

I wish for Halloween to come early.

 

[Tarmagon]

Granted! Halloween starts exactly .000000000000000000000000000001 seconds early.

I wish for a butterfly.

 

[Impocractes]

Granted! Halloween starts exactly .000000000000000000000000000001 seconds early.

I wish for a butterfly.

Granted. but the flapping of this butterfly's wings is the final motion needed to cause a hurricane to appear on the other side of the planet two weeks later, killing thousands.

I wish I was a big, sturdy oak tree.

 

[The Golden General]

I will grant your wish, but to pay for your wish, you cannot change back and you are stuck as a tree, unable to talk or move.

I wish I had one plane where I can travel anywhere. (I swear, if I get ANY corruption involving the Twin Towers...)

 

[Dr.Nekoshu]

GRANTED!!! But the plane is only in your mind and you are stuck within a exitless box, no windows, no doors, no visible way of leaving save the escape of your mind.

I wish the creepy multiple handed lady monster from The Evil Within would just give cuddles instead of death

 

[CadetBlue]

Granted! But when she hug people she capture them in her arms in an endless hug, and you now have a creepy monster attached to you forever. The hug will never end!

I wish to get into the animation internship I am hoping for!

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Granted, but you are used only for coffee runs and other miscellaneous tasks, so you end up learning nothing. It is also an unpaid internship. (For real though, if you are actually applying for an animation internship, I hope you get it )

I wish that I had the ability to attain fluency in every language in a matter of seconds.

 

[Tarmagon]

Granted! But you can only learn a language by kissing the butt of someone who speaks it, and the knowledge only lasts 2 minutes.

I wish for a llama.

 

[DailyRoLord]

Granted, but this llama is evil, and continually tries to kill you, its owner.

I wish for something.

 

[The Golden General]

Granted, but that “something” you get is a valuable car and it disappears within a day.

I wish to see the path where I will go in the future.

 

[ViciousVip3R]

Granted, whatever it is that you see, it drives you to madness and then eventual suicide.

I wish I was an animagus.

 

[Dr.Nekoshu]

Granted!! But your fate is alongside Lord Voldemort, nice to see you Wormtail.

I wish I could get my new headset already ;-;

 

[sullen]

Granted!! But your fate is alongside Lord Voldemort, nice to see you Wormtail.

I wish I could get my new headset already ;-;

Granted, but it turns out to be a cheap imposter made out of recycled water bottles. (But hey, at least they were recycled.)

I wish tornadoes didn't exist.

 

[The Golden General]

Granted but the natural disaster is in space, are called space twisters, and are hurling towards earth much more intensely.

I wish to have my own ship.