Corrupt A Wish!

[elie]

Granted, but the person is invisible, and you never see them. Ever.


I wish I was a cat

 

[The Chronicler]

Granted, but you spit fur balls out every second and meow like a b•tch.


I wish I was a Hamburger.

 

[DarkDestinySoul]

Granted, and I ate you.


I wish I had more money!

 

[The Chronicler]

Granted, but the money's fake...


I wish for Donald Trump to die.

 

[DarkDestinySoul]

Granted, but the CIA is after you now.


I wish I had something to eat.

 

[The Chronicler]

Granted, but that something is yourself.


I wish to know what happened to Tiny Tim in 'A Christmas Carol'.

 

[DarkDestinySoul]

Granted, you now know what happened and wish you never found out.


I wish I could stop procrastinating on the internet!

 

[The Chronicler]

Granted, but now you have Chronic Procrastination in School.


I wish for more subscribers on my Youtube Channel.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, but you went from a hundred to zero real quick.


I wish for more melons.

 

[The Chronicler]

Granted but they're all rotten.


I wish for a million subscribers for my channel that doesn't die out and they ain't no haters.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, butcha got a mob of haters outside your door right now. Whatever you do: don't open your front door.


I wish I was better at origami.

 

[The Chronicler]

Granted, but you can only make origami flat squares.


I wish for a cat that I own.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, but the cat is very irritable and as large as a skyscraper. Beware of Felzilla!


I wish I could touch the sky.

 

[Tapadero]

Granted, but you will never again touch the ground


I wish for fame...(idk)

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, but your paparazzi will mob you every chance they get.


I wish for fish with legs.

 

[The Chronicler]

Granted, but they die soon after you get them.


I wish for eternal fame. With amazing support like Beyonce's Fans.

 

[ThePassionLink]

Granted, but sometimes the fans get a little too crazy.


I wish for a huge manga collection.

 

[The Chronicler]

Granted, but the whole collection is Hentai


I wish Disney would stop making movies and die.

 

[Ronin Ezekiel]

Granted, but now you'll never see another Star Wars movie.


I wish I could find anything I was looking for instantly.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, but curiosity killed the cat. You are now dead.


I wish for more Paganini.

 

[macathan]

Granted, but you are now deaf.


I wish to be able to eat constantly without gaining weight.

 

[greyhound]

Granted, but now you have an untreatable


Hypermetabolism.


I wish that laughter is in-fact the best medicine.

 

[Vali Ulfr]

granted, but now you can't stop and your annoying and everyone hates you


I wish I won the lottery

 

[Christopher Pyne MP]

Granted, and the day after you were diagnosed with stage 3 terminal cancer, with three days to live.


I wish that I had a harem of Hitler-moustached cosplayers to use at my whim.

 

[Vali Ulfr]

granted, but now all the jews hate you.


i wish i could be immortal