Corrupt A Wish!

[adrian_]

Granted, But this island is Hawaii during Pearl Harbour.


I wish i was Deadpool.

 

[NekoQueen49]

Granted, but now you have to suffer the effects of cancer, multiple personalities and trying to die to reach your true love named Death.


I wish I owned a dragon

 

[adrian_]

Granted, But it kills you.


I wish for more wishes.

 

[The Mad Queen]

You get your extra wishes but due to inflation and some other economic stuff each wish drops in value, becoming worthless.


I wish I would never tire.

 

[macathan]

Granted, but no you suffer an extreme case of boredom


I wish had better things to do then waste my days doing nothing.

 

[Rosaline vasquez]

Granted, but you can only eat bitter gourd for the rest of these days.


I wish I could make a wish better.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, but it makes the ten wishes after it worse.


I wish I was named Jeffery.

 

[Kestrel]

Granted, but nobody can pronounce or spell it correctly.


I wish I was in Central America studying birds.

 

[Cryo]

Granted, but you'll be dressed in a large bread suit.


I wish for weed

 

[theskylarksings]

Granted, but it's actually dandelions.


I wish I impressed everyone I encounter.

 

[Dugym]

Everyone is impressed at how stupid they think you are.


I wish for more genies.

 

[Nightlark]

Granted, you now have four times as many genies as you had before, but four times zero is zero.


I wish that my wish was corrupted.

 

[Trust]

Granted, you now have four times as many genies as you had before, but four times zero is zero.
I wish that my wish was corrupted.

GrantedNbut you don't get to wish


I wish I was an inedible, unkillable immortal potato on the surface of the earth and kept by an amazingly loving owner in a fancy potato mansion

 

[Nightlark]

Granted, however your loving owner doesn't love you, but loves others. have fun in the basement potato


I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[Trust]

Granted, however your loving owner doesn't love you, but loves others. have fun in the basement potato
I wish I wish I was a fish.

You are fish with no fins and cannot swim


I wish I was more awesome

 

[Nightlark]

granted, you are one more point of awesome, finally bringing you in the double digits.


I wish you couldn't wish

 

[Trust]

granted, you are one more point of awesome, finally bringing you in the double digits.
I wish you couldn't wish

(What)


Granted, but wishes no longer exist so noone can ever make another wish again


I wish I had an infinite amount of money kept in a vault

 

[Grimmlock]

Granted, but you can't open the vault.


I wish I could find true love.

 

[Trust]

Granted but it's a random person's true love


I wish I had the greatest writing abilities ever!

 

[Nightlark]

I wish I had the greatest writing abilities ever!

Granted, but you can only write in a language no one speaks or understands

 

[InsertEpicNameHere]

Granted, but you can only write in a language no one speaks or understands

. . .?


I wish I could fly

 

[Dugym]

. . .?
I wish I could fly

Granted, but you go extremely slow due to air not being very dense.


I wish all of our immune systems were stronger and never able to work against us.

 

[Nightlark]

Granted, they're too strong and begin to dissolve our bodies into gasses, as we mingle together we lose all identity and ascend to a higher form of existance


I wish I could sleep.

 

[jinkx]

Granted but you're plagued by nightmares.


I wish I wasn't allergic to anything!

 

[Nightlark]

(at least I'd finally dream again)


granted, but seeing as allergic responses are used to attempt to protect your body from chemical threats, you eventually secumb to a poison your body would have prevented by having an allergic reaction to.


I wish that this sunday night as I am alone in my house I would attain one single crisp american dollar bill, without the bill being damaged beyond use, legally acquired, and not counterfiet.