Corrupt A Wish!

[macathan]

0-0 Oh wow.


Granted, but the procrastination went away due to brain surgery and now you can't think straight


I wish for a magic wand

 

[Kestrel]

[QUOTE="Lilah Tunth]0-0 Oh wow.
Granted, but the procrastination went away due to brain surgery and now you can't think straight


I wish for a magic wand

[/QUOTE]
(Yes, but I can't think straight 98% of the time anyway, soo...)

 

[macathan]

(> w < something we have in common then)

 

[TheOnlyCatbug]

I wish for a waffle.

 

[Caffeine Freak]

Granted, but it's made out of plastic.


I wish i could control machine with my mind~

 

[macathan]

Granted, but some of your mind got transferred in the machine and it started a revolution.


I wish for a pair of wings

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, but they are decayed and rotten. Not suitable to fly.


I wish I could scale the Eiffel Tower.

 

[Caffeine Freak]

Granted, but the entire time you're getting shot at by the police.


I wish I was president of the United States.

 

[Toivoajarakkaus]

Granted,But You Have To Pass Stupid Laws That Are Useless Until The Dumbest Situations


I Wish For A Decent Car.

 

[Vali Ulfr]

[QUOTE="Space Face]Granted If You Can Beat Mr. 'A Small Loan Of Million Dollers." And Not End Up Under His Thumb In Office.
I Wish For A Decent Car.

[/QUOTE]
granted but you devastatingly crash it on your first drive


i wish to have my room painted the right color

 

[fshlkafhalkf;lkasdjflkasdj]

Granted, the right color is the shade of beige they paint offices, schools, and public buildings, as it's shown to reduce stress


I wish for exactly 37 cents in an assortment of pennies and nickels

 

[Yumekibo]

Granted but they all fall out of your pocket and other people begin to steal every cent


I wish I had enough money to buy anime figures

 

[Kestrel]

Granted but they all fall out of your pocket and other people begin to steal every cent
I wish I had enough money to buy anime figures

Granted, but you can't choose the anime figures.


I wish I had a healthy puppy that lives a long, happy, healthy life.

 

[macathan]

Granted, but you died before you saw any of that happen.


I wish for a notebook with neverending pages

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, but the pages are made from parchment... Better yet, it's a stone tablet notebook.


I wish for a bitter lemon.

 

[Cross]

Granted, but you drop it on the ground in the first 20 seconds.


I wish for Hazelnut coffee creamer.

 

[Yumekibo]

Granted but your coffe maker got stolen once you got the creamer


I wish I had pizza

 

[Kestrel]

Granted but your coffe maker got stolen once you got the creamer
I wish I had pizza

Granted, but your dog ate it all.


I wish I had cake.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, but it's a lye.


I wish for a thousand shooting stars.

 

[Illusionus]

Granted, but all of their wishes become corrupted as well.


I wish I had pokemon in real life.

 

[JokerValentine]

Granted, but by the time you do, you hate Pokemans


I wish this thread was better

 

[macathan]

Granted, but you were kicked out.


(jkjk)


I wish for THE POWER

 

[adrian_]

Granted, but you have the power of Hitler, A cool mustache, genocide, and friends and family hating you, ending in your own suicide all in the end.


I wish for wishes that weren't corrupted. My first one to be THE RED BEAR!

 

[Muffinboi]

Granted but now you have VERY bad luck for the rest of your life.


I wish I was a Transformer (not the movie kind, I mean the TFP kind)

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, but metal rusts so...


I wish to be king of a random island in the middle of the ocean.