Corrupt A Wish!

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( I may vote 3rd party, because Trump is awful too. I don't like either one of them, not one bit. )

(Donald Trump has the best speech remix, vote him xD

 

[AgentFire]

( No way will I ever vote Trump. Packing my bags, moving to Canadia. )


Granted, but you accidentally blast your face off.


I wish that I had a lot of money.

 

[Toivoajarakkaus]

Granted,But You Have To Pay A Larger Amount For Taxes.


I Wish To Buy Overwatch.

 

[AgentFire]

( I don't have to pay any taxes currently, so )


Granted, but then your copy blows up in a massive explosion, taking out half of the world.

 

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(Overwatch is pretty much a TF2 rip off)


I wish Putin dominated the world.

 

[Ophirius]

Granted but he ended up making you his personal sex slave.


I wish I could speak and understand korean fluently.

 

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Granted, but you become a weeaboo and everybody hates you.


I wish I could hear the USSR anthem every day

 

[Kestrel]

[QUOTE="Scatman John]Granted, but you become a weeaboo and everybody hates you.
I wish I could hear the USSR anthem every day

[/QUOTE]
Granted, but that's the only thing you hear for the rest of your life.


I wish I could travel to any point of time of my choice, and bring along companions.

 

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Granted, but that's the only thing you hear for the rest of your life.
I wish I could travel to any point of time of my choice, and bring along companions.

(Corruption backfires xD )


Granted, but you have to watch the companions die in a slow and painful death.


I wish two wishes

 

[Kestrel]

[QUOTE="Scatman John](Corruption backfires xD )
Granted, but you have to watch the companions die in a slow and painful death.


I wish two wishes

[/QUOTE]
(Really? (*U*) Yay!(^U^) I know exactly who to bring...)


Granted, but you can't choose what to wish for.


I wish to be able to get away with crimes.

 

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Granted, but then you have to listen to Hillary's lies until the end of your life.


I wish I could hear the Soviet Anthem forever.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, but it's a heavy rap/country remix that references too many drugs and dog breeds.


I wish for a trip to Mars.

 

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Granted, but it's a heavy rap/country remix that references too many drugs and dog breeds.
I wish for a trip to Mars.

(Nobody can remix the Anthem! Praise soviet Russia! (jk jk)


Granted, but you are left naked on mars.


I wish I wasn't bored

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, but you are now forced to learn to play the ukulele everyday for the rest of your life. Without pay.


I wish for a more creative mind.

 

[JokerValentine]

You go blind, so you will never see your ideas materialize


I wish for a good sandwich

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

This sandwich is "good" only by the definition of an alien living on Mars. It is corrosive to you.


I wish for a winning streak on Mario Kart.

 

[Toivoajarakkaus]

Granted, But You Have To Play As The Worst Character With The Worst Kart.


I Wish For A Bayonneta Costume.

 

[Caffeine Freak]

Granted but it's ten sizes too big.


I wish I could do parkour.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, but one day you will break someone's ankles. Of course: you fall on them first, but you break them nevertheless and get sued for a ham-and-cheese samich.


I wish there weren't so many unofficial alternate spellings for English words.

 

[macathan]

Granted, but the ones left are the most annoying ones.


I wish for an iPhone

 

[Kestrel]

[QUOTE="Lilah Tunth]Granted, but the ones left are the most annoying ones.
I wish for an iPhone

[/QUOTE]
Granted, but you don't have a charger for it.


I wish I could go to vet school for free.

 

[macathan]

Granted, but they have the worst school programme ever.


I wanna dance without making a fool of myself

 

[Caffeine Freak]

Granted, but you have to take a professional 10 year course to get there.


I wish I could teleport.

 

[macathan]

Granted, but you could not control it and ended up in a vulcano


I wish for shapeshifting powers.

 

[Kestrel]

[QUOTE="Lilah Tunth]Granted, but you could not control it and ended up in a vulcano
I wish for shapeshifting powers.

[/QUOTE]
Granted, but you can't control that and shapeshift into a spider and get blowthorched by my sister.


I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.