Corrupt A Wish!

[AgentFire]

( xD )


Granted, but they're immediately destroyed by the military.


I wish Scatman John was still alive. (Ski ba ba ba da bop)

 

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(Nobody can't stop the Zinyak empire! HAHAHAHAHHA, jk jk)


Granted but- Nevermind, I can't corrupt it, Scatman is the best xD


I wish more memes about Columbine

 

[AgentFire]

( xD I made an uncorruptable wish! And I had to listen to Scatman after responding to this xD )


Granted, but now they're the only memes in existence, and they get so overused that every conversation has at least 10 references to Columbine memes


I wish that I had an awesome girlfriend

 

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(You didn't corrupt my wish, you made it 10x better xD )


Granted, but she is forcefully dating you and hates you.


I wish my wish wasn't corruptable

 

[AgentFire]

( Wow xD Sometimes, the corruption backfires )


Granted, but while you get your wish uncorrupted, you also get everybody elses wish and their corruptions.


I wish I had a Pokemon in real life.

 

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Granted, but it's a pack of Gengars that stare at you even in your sleep.


I wish I had the Burrito power

 

[AgentFire]

( Are you kidding, that's awesome. I actually need a pack of people to stare at me to fall asleep as it is xD )


Granted, but then you find yourself trapped inside a burrito about to be cooked.


I wish I was in a gigantic bowl of mac and cheese.

 

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Imagine them staring at your soul

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, but you drown soon after @AgentFire


I wish for a trip to the Eiffel Tower.

 

[AgentFire]

Granted, but it's during a sky diving trip, and you are impaled by the Eiffel Tower.


I wish to gain power from the blood of my enemies.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, but you can only gain power from the blood of enemies you have impaled with a spear whilst in space.


I wish for a bathroom that smelled nice.

 

[AgentFire]

( I will be the most powerful spear wielding astronaut on Earth! Well, not on Earth xD )


Granted, but the rest of your house smells like diarrhea.


I wish that I could visit a planet of giant girls, for uh... research.

 

[JokerValentine]

Granted, but you die


I wish old memes would stay in the past

 

[AgentFire]

Granted, but then the current memes stay forever. Damn Daniel (Also, that corruption was boring on mine.)


I wish for a hot fudge sundae

 

[Toivoajarakkaus]

Granted, But Are You Even Sure The Hot Fudge IS Hot Fudge?


I Wish For A Donald Trump...

 

[TheOnlyCatbug]

[QUOTE="Space Face]Granted, But Are You Even Sure The Hot Fudge IS Hot Fudge?
I Wish For A Donald Trump...

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Granted. He is now president and launched all nukes at every country but USA.


I wish I was part snake.

 

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Granted. He is now president and launched all nukes at every country but USA.
I wish I was part snake.

(You sure that's Trump? that sounds more like Hitlery Clinton xD )


Granted, but from now on, you can only eat rats.


I wish USA nuked Venezuela.

 

[Vampunk]

Granted, but there will be swift retribution resulting in WWIII and a nuclear apocalypse


I wish twilight didn't ruin vampires for the mainstream media ~_~

 

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Granted, but there will be swift retribution resulting in WWIII and a nuclear apocalypse
I wish twilight didn't ruin vampires for the mainstream media ~_~

(They barely have an army LOL)


Granted, but Twilight is still shit.


I wish Brazil don't go bankrupt from the destroyed economy and all the debt.

 

[Caffeine Freak]

Granted, but the cover money given to Brazil is a loan from Donald Trump. 500% interest rate.


I wish I could fly.

 

[AgentFire]

Granted, but then you got shot by the FBI.


I wish to actually have good presidential candidates this election.


(Because both Trump and Clinton suck)

 

[Caffeine Freak]

(Because both Trump and Clinton suck)

(#BringBackKanye)

 

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(Vote Trump, Clinton is the new Hitler)

 

[AgentFire]

( I may vote 3rd party, because Trump is awful too. I don't like either one of them, not one bit. )

 

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Granted, but both of them are Donald Trump kids.


I wish I had a real shotgun.