Corrupt A Wish!

[Idea]

granted, but now you have to kill it with your own bare hands.


I wish for the power to make any wishes I want come true however I want them to

 

[Ironrot]

Granted but that was your one wish.


I wish for a biplane

 

[AdorkableAuk]

Granted but it's made of paper.


I wish for the power of telepathy.

 

[JokerValentine]

You get to see all of the dirty stuff your parents and grandparents think


I wish Idea was cool

 

[AdorkableAuk]

Granted but the genie used the wrong meaning of cool. Idea is now in Antartica.


I wish penguins could fly.

 

[Idea]

I wish Idea was cool

What makes you think I´m not?

I wish penguins could fly.

Granted, the name of mosquitos and penguins is swapped.


I wish I had a wish to make right now

 

[macathan]

Granted, but the wish was death by crocodile


I wish my Fruit Salad didn't suck!

 

[Caffeine Freak]

[QUOTE="Lilah Tunth]Granted, but the wish was death by crocodile
I wish my Fruit Salad didn't suck!

[/QUOTE]
Granted, but every time you make it, its given to someone else.


I wish I could rap.

 

[n i h i l i s m]

[QUOTE="Caffeine Freak]Granted, but every time you make it, its given to someone else.
I wish I could rap.

[/QUOTE]
Granted, but that's ALL you can do now. No talking, just rapping.


I wish I could draw.

 

[Idea]

Granted, but that's ALL you can do now. No talking, just rapping.
I wish I could draw.

granted. You can draw, but it always comes off horrible.


I wish I could mind control people.

 

[Caffeine Freak]

Granted, but your mind becomes vulnerable, and normal people are able to control you too.


I wish I could become famous with no talent, like my role model Jacob Sartorius.

 

[Idea]

[QUOTE="Caffeine Freak]Granted, but your mind becomes vulnerable, and normal people are able to control you too.
I wish I could become famous with no talent, like my role model Jacob Sartorius.

[/QUOTE]
granted, but everyone thinks you´re a nazi and you´re given a lethal injection.


I wish people would stop judging

 

[Kestrel]

granted, but everyone thinks you´re a nazi and you´re given a lethal injection.
I wish people would stop judging

Granted, but now there is literally no justice system.


I wish I had my dog back, and she was still alive and back to herself again.

 

[Idea]

I wish I had my dog back, and she was still alive and back to herself again.

granted, but she was taken from you and experienced intense torture all this time.


I wish we could tell exactly what we were good at.

 

[/b/ board]

Granted, but everytime you do that, you have to pull both eyes off with your hands and bite a hand off (They will regen later)


I wish communism was banned, just like Nazism

 

[Kestrel]

[QUOTE="Scatman John]Granted, but everytime you do that, you have to pull both eyes off with your hands and bite a hand off (They will regen later)
I wish communism was banned, just like Nazism

[/QUOTE]
Granted, but Nazism is now legal.

 

[/b/ board]

Granted, but Nazism is now legal.

>Happy as heck. (jk jk)

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

I wish for a wish to corrupt.

 

[/b/ board]

Granted, but it's my wish.


I wish I could play Airsoft with legit players (Not cheaters)

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, but they may as well be Olympians... The pain...


I wish I had a thousand signed guitars.

 

[/b/ board]

Granted, but all of them are signed by your worst enemy.


I wish my wish wasn't corrupted

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, but you still lose every time.


I wish for toast shaped like a pokemon.

 

[/b/ board]

Granted, but it's burned.


I wish Nerf players stopped crying and accept that Airsoft and Paintball are way better

 

[AgentFire]

Granted, but then Airsoft and Paintball is outlawed all throughout the world.


I wish I could explore the world at the size of a bug.

 

[/b/ board]

(The illegal is always fun)


Granted, but you will be smacked to death as a bug


I wish Zinyak invaded Earth