Corrupt A Wish!

[Vali Ulfr]

granted but now you have seen things you can't unsee


i wish for some pancakes

 

[Idea]

granted, but everyone thinks of you as a pedantic gnome
I wish that I could understand the internet

Granted. Now nobody can understand YOU.


I wish I could be a philosopher for a successful living

 

[JokerValentine]

Granted, but you grow to hate it, and want to change professions


I wish I could dunk

 

[Idea]

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I wish I could dunk</p>


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granted, but I don´t know what dunk is, so you die one second after doing it</p>


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I wish I knew what dunk was</p>

 

[Truthblade]

Granted, but you learn too much.


I wish my previous wish got answered.

 

[Vali Ulfr]

granted but you don't like the response


i wish i had a ps4

 

[Idea]

granted but you don't like the response
i wish i had a ps4

granted but it´s broken.


I wish I could type faster

 

[JokerValentine]

It's not what you meant to type


I wish you were better

 

[Idea]

It's not what you meant to type
I wish you were better

granted cause I already am.


I wish I could hypnotize people.

 

[billthesomething]

granted cause I already am.
I wish I could hypnotize people.

Granted, but you do it by looking someone in the eyes. so one morning you go to the bathroom and looked into the mirror and ended up hypnotizing yourself


I wish my sheep could talk

 

[Idea]

Granted, but you do it by looking someone in the eyes. so one morning you go to the bathroom and looked into the mirror and ended up hypnotizing yourself
I wish my sheep could talk

granted but all they do is swear


I wish I could write things in a more understandable manner, unlike here: Casual - Mystery Truth or Dare- An unexpectatly magical game (three phases)

 

[JokerValentine]

Granted but your works are all m-rated


I wish anime was not real

 

[NekoQueen49]

Granted, but millions of people now hate you for it.


I wish that I wasn't bored.

 

[Idea]

Granted, but millions of people now hate you for it.
I wish that I wasn't bored.

granted, but now you´re overworked (also, PM me)


I wish I could express some secret wishes I have without fear of judgement.

 

[JokerValentine]

Granted, but I know as well


I wish Britain was real

 

[Idea]

Granted, but I know as well
I wish Britain was real

granted. The world was conquered by it and you all serve the guy with a wig with the biggest amount of children in existence (and cares about one of them)


I wish I wasn´t homophobic.

 

[Caffeine Freak]

granted. The world was conquered by it and you all serve the guy with a wig with the biggest amount of children in existence (and cares about one of them)
I wish I wasn´t homophobic.

Granted, but you become heterophobic.


I wish I could turn invisible whenever I wanted.

 

[Idea]

[QUOTE="Caffeine Freak]Granted, but you become heterophobic.
I wish I could turn invisible whenever I wanted.

[/QUOTE]
granted, but when you do, you also becomes immobilized and emit siren sounds.


I wish I could communicate with my dog (as in talk to her and she talking back...)

 

[LocoMetal]

granted, but when you do, you also becomes immobilized and emit siren sounds.
I wish I could communicate with my dog (as in talk to her and she talking back...)

No problem but buckle up because your dog only yells and sounds like a pissed off Frenchmen.


I really wish I could just choose what my facial hair grows like instead of shaving every 30 seconds.

 

[Idea]

[QUOTE="Organic Mechanic]No problem but buckle up because your dog only yells and sounds like a pissed off Frenchmen.
I really wish I could just choose what my facial hair grows like instead of shaving every 30 seconds.

[/QUOTE]
you can choose how your facial hair grows, but every inch they don´t, your eyebrows do, and your eyebrows can´t be cut off.


I wish I could be hypnotized sometimes.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Granted, but you can only hypnotize yourself through the mirror at the far bathroom on the creepy side of the school.


I wish for jellyfish-in-a-bottle.

 

[/b/ board]

Granted, but it's a real jellyfish and you have to put your hand on the... ahem... "obviously-not-harmless" tentacles for 15 minutes every day.

 

[/b/ board]

I wish for a better hat.

 

[Vali Ulfr]

granted but it blows away in the wind


i wish for the ability to stop time

 

[/b/ board]

Granted, but every time you stop time, you will feel the pain of 10 broken bones.


I wish to revive Scatman John