Corrupt A Wish!

[Vali Ulfr]

granted but a gang robs you and takes the money


i wish for a girl to like me

 

[Caffeine Freak]

Granted, but she moves on after she realises she mistook you for someone else.


I wish for world peace.

 

[Vali Ulfr]

granted but donald trump becomes president and starts a billin wars

 

[Idea]

granted but donald trump becomes president and starts a billin wars

note: You need to make a wish yourself.


I wish I could turn into a dog at will.

 

[billthesomething]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Idea" data-cite="Idea" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="208426" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>note: You need to make a wish yourself.<p>


I wish I could turn into a dog at will.</p>


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Granted but you can't change back</p>


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i wish i had my old profile pic?</p>

 

[Idea]

Granted but you can't change back
i wish i had my old profile pic?

granted, but it´s the one you have on the start of the account.


I will improve my previous wish and wish that I could shapeshift however I wanted into however I wanted, in any number of times.

 

[billthesomething]

Granted but every time you shapeshift you forget who you are, a little by little until you have identity crisis and shapeshift into a formless blob


i wish i could be me

 

[JokerValentine]

granted but you hate yourself


I wish I could never get sick

 

[Idea]

granted but you hate yourself
I wish I could never get sick

granted, but you don´t get sick cause you have every desease in the world to begin with


I wish I was omniscient

 

[Truthblade]

Granted, but your puny mortal brain cannot handle the knowledge an you explode.


I wish I had a 100% normal horse.

 

[JokerValentine]

granted, but you don´t get sick cause you have every desease in the world to begin with
I wish I was omniscient

Granted, but this means that you know every m rated fanfiction involving your favorite childhood heroes, everything negative people say about you, your parents' thoughts, your grandparents' thoughts, and what is in the food you eat and the water you drink


I wish this thread was gone

 

[Vali Ulfr]

granted but it gets killed by wolves


i wish this generation wasn't so f***** up

 

[NekoQueen49]

Granted, but because they're so normal they realize how much every other generation was effed up, causing a mass suicide and now the human race is going to go extinct.


I wish I was clever.

 

[JokerValentine]

Granted, but others are more clever than you


I wish I knew any language

 

[billthesomething]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="JokerValentine" data-cite="JokerValentine" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="208426" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Granted, but others are more clever than you<p>


I wish I knew any language</p>


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Granted but you now R'ylen and go mad</p>


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i wish that could hug nekoqueen</p>

 

[Idea]

Granted but you now R'ylen and go mad
i wish that could hug nekoqueen

granted, but she´s a rotting corpse.


I wish there were more anime involving dogs

 

[JokerValentine]

Granted, but it's THAT type of anime


I wish that the Cavaliers didn't suck

 

[billthesomething]

Granted, but it's THAT type of anime
I wish that the Cavaliers didn't suck

Granted but basketball doesn't exist


I wish all of you would join this thread Other - Truth or Dare Anyone?

 

[Idea]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="billthesomething" data-cite="billthesomething" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="208426" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Granted but basketball doesn't exist<p>


I wish all of you would join this thread <a href="<___base_url___>/threads/truth-or-dare-anyone.232099/page-6#post-5995857" rel="">Other - Truth or Dare Anyone?</a></p>


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granted, but it´s for trolling only.</p>


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I wish I never had to study to get perfect scores on exams.</p>

 

[NekoQueen49]

<p>Granted, but you fail the class anyway because the teacher doesn't like you</p>


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I wish I wasn't a rotting corpse/</p>

 

[Vali Ulfr]

<p>granted but now your teacher gives you more homework</p>


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i wish for gun rights to be used right</p>

 

[billthesomething]

granted but now your teacher gives you more homework
i wish for gun rights to be used right

Granted, but you are shot


I wish that someone would hug me

 

[Vali Ulfr]

granted but they hug to tight and kill you


i wish to travel around the world

 

[Idea]

Granted, but you are shot
I wish that someone would hug me

granted, but it´s a bear.


I wish I people would stop assuming Descartes was a nihilist

 

[JokerValentine]

granted, but everyone thinks of you as a pedantic gnome


I wish that I could understand the internet