Corrupt A Wish!

But you get looked at funny and harassed by every cop.


I wish I could catch THIS FUCKING TERRAKION.
 
Granted, but it refuses to level up or learn new moves and is generally a pain in the ***.


I wish I was always at the perfect temperature. Not too hot and not too cold.
 
To always be at the perfect temp you can't ever go to Alaska or Hawaii.


I wish I had a Neko of my very own.
 
Granted but everyday and Everywhere you'll get an infinite amount of confessions (which is very annoying)


I wish I can transform into a girl and into a boy vice versa...
 
But people view you as a disgusting monster.


(I was expecting having to fight a ton of Weeaboos for the neko.)


I wish I could get rid of anything I wanted.
 
Granted but there is always something that takes their place and it won't be stopped


(also that's a good Idea I'll be expecting a full on weeaboo Wars just fighting for the princess neko...yeah...that can actually be a game)


I wish I could meet Cirno...
 
Granted but you can't dodge slow ones and only dodge fast ones...


I wish Cirno would teach me math class (now that I think about it...it's a bad idea...fuck it)
 
She teaches you wrong, you can't get a job, and you die after 50 years on the street.


I wish I was buff.
 
Granted, but you're too buff, causing extreme pain to move your limbs too much.


I wish I was an eagle.
 
You get shot by a chicken farmer and die.


I wish I could come up with better ideas for the forum game.
 
Granted. They are always amazing forum games but no one will ever join them.


I wish for the Season Finale of 'The Flash' to be premiered sooner so I can watch it.
 
But it's rushed and terrible, the fight scenes being poorly made 3D models.


I wish I was a competitive pokemon genius.
 
Granted, but no one liked any Pokemon you had, and you weren't let in because of your age. Even if you sneaked your way in, all rules have been disbanded, and anything goes.


I wish @NekoQueen49 would know me and be my best friend <3 .
 
Granted, but they're evil and command you to do everything for them.


I wish this "current best friend" out of existence.
 
Granted, but he will still try other ways to get rid of her. "Mine forever. Yours never."


I wish that I was real, and not just drawn on a piece of paper.
 
But whenever you touch paper you revert back to a drawing, making for a very terrible anime.


I wish I could fly.
 
Granted, but whenever you start flying, it can only be once a week, for 10 seconds each session. You would most likely fly and then fall to the ground and die.


I wish I was the government's Most Wanted.


(HAHA! Can't possibly make this any worse. You have to make it better, technically speaking.)
 
(o-o fine...)


Granted, but the Japanese language, apart from the one you speak, completely changed in the time you learned it.


I wish I was an adult that didn't have to adult.
 
Damn. All of my hard work, lost...


Sigh, granted. But now no one respects you and treats you like crap.


I wish a master chef would cook me meals whenever I wanted.
 
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