Corrupt A Wish!

[mindheist]

Granted, but now you're in debt for the next 30 years for overusing your international credit card.


I wish I could tame a tiger.

 

[DreamBeat]

Granted! The other tigers don't seem to like it though.


I wish my hairband was now white!

 

[mindheist]

Granted. Now your hairband is white... with glue... and stuck to your head


I wish I can be valedictorian of my class.

 

[DreamBeat]

Granted. Now your hairband is white... with glue... and stuck to your head
I wish I can be valedictorian of my class.

('A')


Granted, but you cheated


I wish I would stop getting hurt all the time.

 

[WeirdisFun]

('A')
Granted, but you cheated


I wish I would stop getting hurt all the time.

Granted, but people around you will get hurt...and have bad luck


I wish I could finally win the lottery...

 

[DreamBeat]

Eh... I would feel bad, but my wish was granted I guess


Granted, but the lottery is for 100 packs of shin ramen.


I wish I could lucid dream -.-

 

[WeirdisFun]

Sometimes corrupting someone's wish is a bit fun...I'm slowly becoming a bad person lol


Granted but you can't return to the real world and you'll be stuck in your dream...FOREVER!! mwahahahahah (ok I'll stop)


I wish that I don't need sleep...

 

[DreamBeat]

Sometimes corrupting someone's wish is a bit fun...I'm slowly becoming a bad person lol
Granted but you can't return to the real world and you'll be stuck in your dream...FOREVER!! mwahahahahah (ok I'll stop)


I wish that I don't need sleep...

Don't worry. It's already happened to me muahaha!!! Welcome!


AH!!! INCEPTION!


Granted! However, your problem solving abilities will decrease significantly.


I wish that I could be a pharmacist in the air force

 

[WeirdisFun]

Don't worry. It's already happened to me muahaha!!! Welcome!
AH!!! INCEPTION!


Granted! However, your problem solving abilities will decrease significantly.


I wish that I could be a pharmacist in the air force

nuu not my solving abilities I need dem for math


Granted but you don't have any knowledge about it


I wish I could eat everything...

 

[DreamBeat]

Ah crap... A whole year of studying gone...


Granted, but you will think that paint tastes delicious even though they are toxic


I wish things would stop being so complicated

 

[mindheist]

Granted. Now they are overly simplified and you still have to figure out what's going on


I wish I was a Sailor Scout.

 

[DreamBeat]

Granted, but now you don't know what a Sailor Scout is and don't see the point in being one anymore.


I wish I knew what college was like

 

[mindheist]

Granted, now you know what college life is like. Too bad the cops busted your party and now you're in jail


I wish I can graduate in 3 years instead of 4

 

[NekoQueen49]

Granted, but now no one will hire you.


I wish I was more active

 

[DreamBeat]

Granted, but you are always running into trouble.


I wish my favorite anime characters would come to life for a bit.

 

[WeirdisFun]

Granted, but they hate you for bringing them in real life


I wish harems are legal...(don't judge me...also to clear misunderstandings I don't care if it will be legal or not)

 

[mindheist]

Granted. Harems are now legal, but your household will be filled with bloodshed from envy


I wish I knew more about the law

 

[WeirdisFun]

(that's a death flag for me hahahah)


Granted, but you can't talk or make topics about it to everyone.


I wish the weather will change based on my mood...

 

[mindheist]

Granted. During your wedding, the weather will be blazing hot and sunny and you'll be sweating like crazy


I wish I can have a man

 

[Dolches]

The man is a wife beater and a terrible father.


I wish I was a Pokemon.

 

[Illusionus]

Granted, but an abusive tainer captures.


I with I could control electicity.

 

[Dolches]

You cook yourself by accident and your pet eats you.


I wish I was really intelligent.

 

[WeirdisFun]

Granted but your Strength,Speed,and Stamina will go to 1...yeah good luck with that


I wish I can kill...(yeah...don't worry I ain't killing anybody...)

 

[NekoQueen49]

Granted, but the person you kill is resurrected as a zombie and is now trying to eat your brains.


I wish that I had something nice to drink.

 

[WeirdisFun]

(eat my brains!?...welp there goes all my Int...)


Granted but Everyone will kill you for it


I wish I could be a badass (dats real)